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Wildlife Analysis posted:What is the appeal of that? poop stains butt holes brown
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crow janes hair is loving amazing
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Nov 16, 2013 23:04
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it's against the rules of gbs to post personal info, so painting out her face should skirt those rules well enough that no mod or anyone else will give a poo poo
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Nov 16, 2013 23:10
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is that a waffle did you give your dog a waffle
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Nov 23, 2013 05:48
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i stepped on a thorn from a tree that had like really loving long thorns i was barefoot it went right through my loving foot good thing it came out in one piece wait im not a girl no one wants to hear stories about me getting (my skin) penetrated
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Nov 26, 2013 23:31
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Pick posted:I have a date at Rainforest Cafe. This was not my idea. I don't know how to sex this up. Please help. anyone you are meeting at this place doesn't have great standards, if you want sex times basically just be awake and receptive to sex times
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Dec 8, 2013 03:21
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doesn't really contradict my advice maybe say like that you think fish are pcool a few times
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Dec 8, 2013 03:23
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"i like fish and an open to having sex with you" if she wants to have sex with you thats about all youll need to do
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Dec 8, 2013 03:25
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they basically exist to die anyway like every other living thing you me everyone
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Dec 8, 2013 03:32
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did she pick the place or was it a third party questionmark
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Dec 8, 2013 03:38
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i mean if she chose the place and you arent unatractive and dont treat her or her choices like poo poo youll pmuch get laid for sure but maybe not on this date depends on that girl i know ladies are pretty much really bad at telling if they are good looking or not so that part doesnt really help you but youll either have to gently caress up or shell have to be crazy for you to not have a chance i mean jesus gently caress shes an adult that chose to go to the rainforest cafe and shes super hot
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Dec 8, 2013 03:48
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dont be a slob dont mistreat her and make your intentions known its funny how this advice works for either sex no matter their preferences
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Dec 8, 2013 03:50
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Pick posted:i'm actually pretty sure this is a bad sign, hot + rainforest cafe enthusiast = ???? fear zone ill give you that its not encouraging but really hot and really crazy go together like peanut-butter and chocolate or fish and butter and a non-stick frying pan
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Dec 8, 2013 03:53
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Don't order fish she could be upset because it's dead good advice and all of this fish talk has reminded me that fish tastes loving amazing so try not to think about how food fish tastes you might offend her somehow if you mention this
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Dec 8, 2013 03:56
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Pick posted:she's a vegetarian so I think i'm likewise obligated for at least this meal and every meal you ever eat with or around her she probably also doesnt like people who like bits of dead animals much so maybe dont mention that you like bits of dead animals poo poo you are doomed
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Dec 8, 2013 03:59
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you do sciency things with animals and she loves animals what could go wroahahahahahahahahahaha
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Dec 8, 2013 04:06
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no really i wish you the best but lol its gunna be a nightmare unless you lie your drat assoff
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Dec 8, 2013 04:13
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you could cut it short and then be hotter just an idea
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Dec 11, 2013 00:42
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pixelbaron posted:drizzle some gravy on it like chocolate syrup aare we talking about directing porn or talking about mashed potatoes now im confused questionmark
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Dec 11, 2013 06:11
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Portals posted:I have a similar problem with dates, they kinda look like some horrible insect good news they dont really taste very good either so you can just avoid them
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Dec 13, 2013 08:36
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wow really well my mind is blown
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Dec 13, 2013 08:38
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Angela Christine posted:Hey NecroMonster what did you do to become king of the spergs? made a dude who likes mortal kombat unironically look like an idiot not like an unironic idiot he just likes mortal kombat unironically
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Dec 13, 2013 08:40
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but i guess hed be an unironic idiot rather than an ironic idiot
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Dec 13, 2013 08:42
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i have no fuckin clue honestly
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Dec 13, 2013 08:43
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one time me and my grammah got woke up at 2am by a huge crashing noise from the kitchen and it turned out that the cat had knocked a shelf down while pulling a doily off of it my grammah picked up the doily and there was a beetle the size of the last joint of my thumb on that doily i jumped backwards six loving feet while making incohierent noises of fear im an over six foot tall very wide shouldered fat man it must have looked funny as gently caress when i did this
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Dec 14, 2013 05:15
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Crow Jane posted:Olive oil also works. And it's not a home remedy, but bag balm is amazing stuff. You can practically see your lips healing after applying it real talk bag balm owns and also its sheep grease
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Dec 17, 2013 04:30
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Fruity Gordo posted:the best thing about bag balm is that it was just lanolin until petroleum jelly became cheaper. women had been putting herbal lanolin-based salves on their breasts and groins for thousands of years, people had been using it on all kinds of dry skin and wounds in salves forever, and putting it in a green tin made it for cows and now suddenly women putting Cow Tit Balm on themselves is weird and against FDA recommendations It still contains Lanolin, the petroleum jelly is basically just filler.
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Dec 18, 2013 03:20
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fma is good anime but no anime is good anime to talk about to strangers hth
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Dec 18, 2013 09:03
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yeah that is the one time that would be acceptable you figured it out only fma prolly isnt something children should watch its pretty violent and hosed up
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Dec 18, 2013 09:05
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Putty posted:toy story didn't have IK rigs* at the time so making that movie must have been a pain in the rear end i do and holyfuck that sounds like hell on earth
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Dec 18, 2013 22:07
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thats a nightmare
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Dec 18, 2013 22:43
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Crow Jane posted:It's still pretty scary
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Dec 22, 2013 22:01
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youve got rabies now
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Dec 23, 2013 05:58
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ive heard that pouch mammals are generally just not good tasting is this true pick
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Dec 23, 2013 06:55
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Pick posted:It's whatever the gently caress is goin on here: its either poo or a blister
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Dec 23, 2013 07:00
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skin cancer might also be a possibility
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Dec 23, 2013 07:00
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does it hurt and/or is it soft or firm is it raised from the surrounding skin
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Dec 23, 2013 07:03
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ok good its not cancer just blood
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Dec 23, 2013 07:10
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i once got a thin almost translucent cactus needle stuck so deep into the callus on the bottom of my foot that it was poking the fleshy stuff that hurts under the callus
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Dec 23, 2013 07:14
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women are insane that is insane pick you are insane
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Dec 23, 2013 07:20
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