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Pick posted:basically don't buy Lush stuff it's half water and smelly as balls I Love Juicy is pretty good, and their shampoo smells like tasty things and prevents my white people hair from becoming super greasy ----------------
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I like having fancy nails but I type like all day at work so having really long ones isn't very useful  Also NEVER get acrylics at a salon, oh my god, removing those was the most painful experience ever, and I even soaked them in remover for forever before trying. wrecked my poo poo! ----------------
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Pick posted:my hand is in too many vaginers for me to have super long nails wait you have poopy hands but you also touch vags??? 
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Pick posted:i did the sewer bioassessment stuff very rarely and also i cleaned my hands, i cleaned them!! i did not let the poowater linger!! ok you can stay in the thread :> ----------------
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Prettz posted:from what i hear that poo poo is really complicated and takes several sessions. and they have to laser out each hair follicle. It hurts like a bitch too. like someone snapping a rubber band on you over and over Buuuuuuut I'd say it's worth it, it doesn't stay gone forever always either, but it makes shaving really easy! ----------------
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Corn Thongs posted:oh nice. how long is your hair gone for? Mostly permanent, most people need to come in like once or twice a year for a touchup, I just said gently caress that and was pleased with shaving being much easier after my groupon was up don't do it unless you find one of those groupon deals, they're on like all the time, but poo poo's crazy expensive otherwise. ps butts ----------------
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Women's Rights? posted:okay so how many pairs of shoes is a reasonable amount. Because I have like 15 and according to boyfriend that is entirely too many shoes, but in my opinion it's not anywhere near enough shoes. there are never enough but there's always more ----------------
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Chiba City Blues posted:we are being trolled so hard guys ugh i know it's just ridiculous. we should quit ----------------
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Miltank posted:What are the temperatures like in the winter where you idiots live? Maybe I am the idiot for living somewhere too cold. really loving cold Like the boogers freeze in your nose when you step outside ----------------
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Pick posted:this may come as a surprise but Minneapolis is Really loving Cold in winter wait you from minn too? omg so many MN goons ----------------
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Pick posted:i am here at the mo'. I enjoy your views word up sista ----------------
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Pick posted:do spiders covet ... rear end? only if it's silky white ----------------
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sex is kind of messy and gross (but fun) anyways so I'm not sure why you'd be so anal (heh heh) about that kind of thing? idk after you've farted during sex with someone, nothing else seems nasty.
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Hirudo posted:Speaking of buttholes, I'm still not sure what to do with those hairs near the butthole. I shave everything but I usually leave the butt hair because I can't see it/it itches a lot if I try to shave it. But it's just so gosh darned hairy! burn it off ----------------
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Angela Christine posted:Ladies (who usually haven't examined very many vaginas at all) get to thinking that their bits are too big, too dark, too droopy, too loose, etc. what the gently caress? what the gently caress. That's really messed up. Those chicks look like they have the vaginas of a ten year old. ----------------
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Crow Jane posted:Last night the boyfriend and I hung out with some friends for a bit, and I heard one of the absolute worst things ever. A friend of their's had gone into the hospital to have an ovarian cyst removed. It was pretty big, so they had decided to just remove the while ovary. Couple nights later, the girl's home and wakes up screaming in the middle of the night. She went to the hospital, got a scan, and it turns out that THE DOCTORS HAD REMOVED THE WRONG OVARY. They removed the other one, and now she's 26, infertile, and will probably have health problems for the rest of her life. Good lord. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ----------------
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Women's Rights? posted:alternately if you have kids your present to her can be some awesome scented bath stuff, then taking the kids to go to a movie or arcade or park or whatever and telling her that her job tonight is to do 100% fuckall for the next 2-3 hous this this this this this this this this ----------------
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VanSandman posted:It's poo, isn't it. definitely poo I wonder if it's gotten to the point where people are specialized in this, like they only like certain kinds of poo, colors etc.; no-fiber green, chipotle smear no chance in hell I'm googling. ----------------
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Women's Rights? posted:Having a cute hair day today. Anyone else rocking some awesome hair? Yeah  I put it up in a ponytail and have a silver headband on.I'm getting kind of frustrated with the length, but I can't cut it - getting married in June. Just gotta keep growing it long, then after the big day I'm gonna cut it back to shoulder length. The problem now is that it takes a long-rear end time to brush! So many more knots than medium/short hair.
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sword_man.gif posted:hey how about that time bioware wrote a video game romance in their mmorpg where your companion for the entire game comes on to you with "hey guess what i found my old shock collar the other day ugggghhhh she was the worst part of leveling sith warrior. ----------------
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Pick posted:no joke that sounds ridiculously, unimpeachably nasty it totally was. the avocado got all warm and mushed into the egg and ugh. avocado only belongs in guacamole, nowhere else imo e: honeycrisp ----------------
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