Ladies Chatting Thread: buncha stank witches in here *waves broom in front of face*

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Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

VendaGoat posted:

Sooooooo many questions.

What are the toppings on this "rape" pie?

I think the bigger problem is Americas constant rape of language.

Pizza is not pie you poo poo.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2013 08:38

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 16:37

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

I wanna steal it because it is terrifying.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2014 05:04

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

teh winnar! posted:

I'll probably regret posting this later, but I went ahead and got the whole makeup thing done. As I said earlier, it's been years since the last time I updated my colour palette, but a quick trip to the MAC counter was just what I needed to feel better now that I'm over the nasty cold that had me down for the past two weeks.

Try not to mind the fact that my bra strap is showing. Despite that, and I don't care if this sounds horribly stereotype but... ... I feel pretty.

grow your hair longer. tia

# ¿ Jan 3, 2014 05:10

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

teh winnar! posted:

I actually got it cut today, because it was getting a bit long for my tastes. That's the end result.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2014 05:14

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

mind the walrus posted:

Would love to rig motion sensors to that thing so it plays barely audible but severely disturbing ambient music when you walk by.

I'd have it so that it occasionally plays the 'chase' sound from amnesia for a brief second if nobody is in the room with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxW9dVm6ZjM

# ¿ Jan 3, 2014 05:23

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

But what is a lady? seriously.

I've been too shy to ask.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2014 06:00

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Enfys posted:

Beets on burgers, what is wrong with you

But then every Australian I've ever met has been completely insane, which I just assume is a requirement for living in the land of everything poisonous

I can confirm this is true.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2014 14:41

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

gently caress all movies books and games.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 01:39

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

a travelling HEGEL posted:

this is the worst loving opinion

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 02:06

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Spanish Manlove posted:

thats cool that you likie kkk bot and not the literal embodiment of masculine violence because of reasons

we already established pick is a massive racist

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 02:14

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

boom boom boom posted:

He doesn't have boxing glove arrows.

loving poo poo.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 02:25

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

I have reached the point of self esteem where when a woman is attracted to me that's automatically a turn off.

Practically a dealbreaker.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2014 17:28

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

gently caress I missed e/n/bs

# ¿ Jan 28, 2014 17:31

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Al Borland posted:

My computer at home freezes / resets at random. I have replaced every part of it. I'm at a loss.

I'm thinking ASUS just makes lovely motherboards at this point and I am going to get a gigabyte.

replaced every part except motherboard evident

# ¿ Jan 28, 2014 18:25

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

My many grand gaming PC will not start with keyboard plugged in

I am too :effort:

to fix it.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2014 19:17

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Renaissance Robot posted:

Lesbians:

Looking like a lesbian:

Hmm yes perfect that makes total sense

Hey now a concept can be pretty in concept but ugly in execution.

Two women getting it on is in theory a beautiful thing, its mathematically superior. 1 + 1 = 2 > 1

In execution though! :stonk:

Motherfucker fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Jan 30, 2014

# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 19:12

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

GNU Order posted:

my Manpinion^{^TM} is that long hair is cool and interesting and short hair is not as cool or interesting.

And the opposite is true for guys. Long dudehair is dumb

Your manpinion is wrong you stupid loving idiot poo poo.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 19:16

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

mick foley forever posted:

terrible post you human being

I fail to see how that's relevant :colbert:

My thirst for cock is inviolate and unassailable.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 19:24

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

why would anyone want a tiny mutant elephant?

They lack all the superior qualities of a full sized elephant. Like size.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 19:28

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Putty posted:

you can throw them short distances

You make a compelling argument.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 19:30

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

NecroMonster posted:

im late but short hair is objectively the best hair on both sexes because it doesnt obscure shape and features and silhouette and, with the proper style, can even accentuate certain of these features

also haircuts that show scalp/buzzed hair loving own and so do vibrant colors

No. Long hair on girls, short hair on boys.

I'm a boring fuckwit please literally punch me in the face.

-GNU Order

# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 19:31

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

I hate it when ladies have that hair that is all the same length and it is really long and smooth all the way down and it sort of makes them look like their head is a perfectly rounded dome attached to a cylinder with a face on it.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 19:38

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Al Borland posted:

That's the most interesting thing about it for me. Every guy with long hair I have met besides some Native Americans tend to be royal assholes.

As a long hair guy I can confirm we're all complete fuckwits.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 20:08

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

all men are pigs :colbert:

# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 20:12

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Pig are good pet

# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 20:15

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Asians loving love pompadours and rock them so good.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2014 20:21

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

As an Australian is it offensive if I say 'oval office' a whole lot? Because I do. Americans are crybaby cunts and can't even deal with it.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2014 10:30

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

a travelling HEGEL posted:

they are the most likely to be drunk and loud on the german streets*

*not including germans.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2014 10:40

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

my uncle by marriage is an aussie

he's like the opposite of every single stereotype

All aussies are.

That's the secret joke.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2014 10:42

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Dongicus posted:

it sounds really weird to me whenever Americans say oval office

this so much.

Maybe that's why its so much more offensive to Americans, because its offensive to a connoisseur's ear.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2014 10:44

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

there are no ladies in the thread atm.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2014 10:44

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

poopkitty posted:

2. I will spend $500 on shoes (maybe more, but so far . . .) worth it.

You loving fucker gently caress

# ¿ Feb 16, 2014 10:06

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

holy loving poo poo everyone is so god drat old.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2014 05:47

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Hey ladies I need to ask a question.

When you are erotic roleplaying is it easy to tell when someone is a dude IRL playing as a lady??

TIA

# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 17:08

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

amarantinesky posted:

Homeless people and autistic people = animals

This but unironicly.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 17:22

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Chiba City Blues posted:

Dolphins have flippers, they can't use computers

you loving racist

# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 17:29

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Pick posted:

If we knew their language and syntax.

We know that they have proper nouns and suchlike, we just can't parse how they string things together. Similarly, chimpanzees can use human words (on keyboards even) but they can't grasp human syntax.

I am actually the cutting edge in animal communication science.

This is how I am able to shitpost on gbs 24/7

I am actually a six year old chimpanzee.

wanna go out somtime?

# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 17:33

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Its wrong to eat animals, but I don't care and neither should you.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 17:36

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Pick posted:

i am terrified of chimpanzees actually lol

you racist

# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 17:37

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 16:37

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Pig Benis Disciple posted:

i want to brutally murder all animals with pikes, harpoons, and swords.

Are you Japanese?

# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 17:39

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