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Cuckoo posted:Attention all men personal grooming is cool, please at least shave your pits and balls, tia Then I'll have 3 bare spots in my pelt. You got weird rear end tastes lady.
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Cuckoo posted:Anyone who has that pubey thing going on from head to toe needs full body laser removal just become a lesbian already gently caress come out of the closet
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Nov 14, 2013 04:09
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dogsupremacy posted:status report my room mates girlfriend does have the wax in his bathroom he thinks but we gotta find it in the hoard of poo poo women keep in the bathroom and he will do it for me cuse im a big baby just get it professionally done by an esthetician. They know what they are doing and it doesn't hurt that bad.
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Nov 14, 2013 04:17
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wait a drat minute. how did this go from the ladies thread to the fix men thread. so...as a lady, whats the best way to sleep naked without oozing everywhere like the goblin from that stupid ernest Halloween movie where he gives here a kiss and goes ehewewwewewew
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Nov 14, 2013 04:20
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as a lady. how can i even out the girls. left one is larger than the right. bra-less on a tiltawhirl and hope im facing the right way?
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Nov 14, 2013 04:29
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:You can use a cup for general mucus flow too can't you? gently caress yes! you can also spit your chaw in that poo poo. ptooooo!
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Nov 14, 2013 04:32
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Pick posted:it can come out kind of a vandyke brown color and looks like chewed bubble gum as a woman i flex that poo poo so hard i rocket my uterine wall out like a big greasy bloody balloon like its nothing. step up ladies
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Nov 14, 2013 04:35
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Pick posted:I think it's weird that men sexualize sleepovers as a girly girl its because men get sexy with eachother and assume the same of us ladies, of which i am
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Nov 14, 2013 04:39
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Prettz posted:so anyway, where the gently caress is the clitoris? geez!!!! as a sexual woman with an inner goddess, you let us worry about it. you're just going to do it wrong anyway.
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Nov 14, 2013 04:47
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Cuckoo posted:The best is when a guy tries to do what he sees in mainstream porno and rubs it really hard and fast like he's trying to start a fire as a woman with a clitoris, don't rub your thumb around it like you're smoothing down a stamp. also, as a female of the species, don't get all feeling down and out when us as ladies of which i am finish ourselves off when we do the sex thing. its still good even if you're there just playing with other parts and letting us do what needs to get done. which i do as a woman of which i am.
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Nov 14, 2013 04:50
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Prettz posted:at least girls admit they're confusing as poo poo, not just to guys but to their own selves. come on. as a lady im not that complicated. now lets go smash clams
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Nov 14, 2013 05:04
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Shithouse Dave posted:Ugh I've been hate-reading that mra thread and now my vagina is totally desiccated and I feel sad. i know. it's like a celebrity roast if it were for Adam Sandler. its supposed to be mocking. its supposed to be vile and shocking like an aristocrats joke. but then Adam loving Sandler shows up to it and it just becomes something that leaves you hollow and feeling ill.
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Nov 18, 2013 02:06
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a bunch of goon ladies gonna end up like this thanks to that post but you know...with tits
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Nov 28, 2013 22:21
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detectivemonkey posted:My husband and I are going away for a week. This was the work involved in finding care for our two cats. this is all stdh because its well known that cat people dont have spouses, nor friends, nor any place to be but at home with their weird rear end animal overlords
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Dec 1, 2013 23:19
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:yeah I like cats, I like dogs, you can sit on the fence if you like....but you can never come down. remember that.
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Pick posted:He's canon like 5'5" or something, booooooooooooooooooooo that's a pretty big canon. what are you hollow?
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