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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Judakel posted:

she can always adopt, selfish white woman

She's not white.

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Torka posted:

what are the health effects of having no ovaries, aside from infertility? like I know that losing your balls increases a dude's chance of getting certain cancers by a grillion percent

Hormonal imbalances and menopause way too early.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
A few years back, a friend and I shared an apartment in a well-established gayborhood. One night we were walking home, and found a copy of a "vintage" porn mag called TIGHT rear end STUDS: 100+ PAGES OF TENDER YOUNG ASSES TAKING BIG HARD COCK in an alley. Naturally, we took it home, and it was hilarious. It was from the 70's, and all the guys had moustaches and 'fros, and they all wore knee-high gym socks for some reason. It was split into stories, like "The Coach and the Rookie", "Lonesome Cowpokes", and "Army Butt-ies". Each of these stories had terrible, terrible dialogue so that the pictures of dudes getting bent over trashcans could really come to life.

We were strange girls, so we kept it on our coffee table and made everyone who came over look through it.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I had to block a dude on facebook because he'd share dozens of pictures of really young looking anime girls every single day, and it got really creepy. He seemed really normal, if not the brightest, in person. As far as I know, I've never met a furry or a brony, though.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
My friends and I just used to pass Anne Rice novels around.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I think Jiveass is his first name, though it's probably his behavior and personality as well.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

HopperUK posted:

At my Catholic school there was a rumour that 'Forever' by Judy Blume had dirty bits in it so it was always checked out of the library and I still don't know if it's true.

I remember a Judy Blume book about a girl who was trying to become a model but got scoliosis. There were multiple vaguely worded paragraphs detailing her touching herself with a washcloth in the bath.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

OMGVBFLOL posted:

is it your calf? cause as long as they're 100% leafher you can work them larger

How does one do this? I have a pair of Cole Haan riding boots that look amazing, but feel like medieval torture devices.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Yeah, I know a good shop, but they're pricey and I don't actually wear the boots that much. I've seen stuff online about stretching them at home with a hairdryer, but I'm scared of ruining the leather for when I do wear them. Just wondering if anyone's had any success

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Fruity Gordo posted:

two pairs of socks and a hairdryer. for serious, i've done it with heeled boots and docs

Do you hold the hairdryer directly against the boot, or a few inches away? And for how long?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I just usually do BB Cream, powder, a bit of black eyeliner, mascara and a reddish lipstick or gloss. Not the most exciting, but I get a ton of compliments and it takes like five minutes to apply.

I lust after pretty eyeshadow colors, but they always seem to look really clownish on me :(

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Donkay NOoo posted:

also I bought a little bottle of argan oil from ebay, it was really cheap but has a lot of good reviews. heres hoping it's good stuff :pray:
Good luck! I have massively curly hair, and Argan oil is the best thing I've found to keep it soft and frizz-free. Just put maybe a quarter size amount in towel-dried damp hair and you should be set.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Dark, earthy greens work okay on me, especially if there's a bit of gold or copper in them.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Urban Decay has a couple nice dark greens with a bit of shimmer, and they work pretty well if you're going for a smoky eye look

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Pick posted:

hairpix plz

Normal:


In mid-Atlantic humidity:

(gently caress summer)

Long, teased, and ill-advised:

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Aww, thanks everyone. The color is the lightest shade in Garnier's red for dark hair line.

Donkay NOoo posted:

your hair color is loving cool. i've been thinking about dying my hair but since it's p much black i'd have to bleach it for a good color and idk about that.

An Asian friend of mine tried the same color, no bleach, and it looks amazing on her

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Yeah, I feel like it's too soon to start taking drastic measures. Anecdotally, a woman I know with fairly heavy acne scarring got it done and there actually was a noticeable improvement

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Yeah, a peel, sorry. I've got some roughness on my cheeks that I'm not too fond of, so I've thought about it too, but I'm scurred.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I actually think crumbling Catholic iconography would be cool inspiration for an outfit

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
yes.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Pick posted:

holy poo poo

martin luther was a redhead?!

Why do you think he was so fiery?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I don't believe in graven images

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Was her name Alex, by any chance? She sounds just like a horrible girl I used to work with

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Espy posted:

Nah she went by Lexi

Could still be the same awful human being :tinfoil:

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Not when I knew her, but it's possible... was she really, really into Of Montreal?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I've dated musicians and artists almost exclusively, sometimes I wonder what it'd be like to date someone who's not ridiculously emotionally needy. They're fun in bed, though

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
An ex told me he really wanted to see me cry, which I rarely do, so he could comfort me. Broke up with him not long after.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
No, just tell him he has bad taste in movies

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Can you imagine the sort of guy who'd be into that, though?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I wouldn't say he had a crying fetish, exactly, it was more that I had my poo poo together, he didn't, and he wanted to bring me down to his level. I guess. The relationship didn't last long.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
As far as I know, that's where he is now. Best oral I ever had, though

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Whenever I saw a movie or got drinks with someone other than him, he would pout about how I was wasting my leisure time by not spending every minute of it with him.

This is a man who has shown work in prominent Soho galleries.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I like to think this thread provides a service for dudes by telling them what not to do where girls are involved.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I have a second interview for a job this afternoon, and am wearing a bright coral skirt, gray sweater and tights, black ankle boots, and a multi-stranded turquoise beaded necklace. Also my grandmother's bracelet. It's a super casual office, do I got this, ladies?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Pick posted:

I think it sounds like a cute combination, nothing too flashy but still bright enough to appear enthusiastic. Depends on the length of that skirt though, of course.

I'm 5'11 and almost entirely leg, most skirts are miniskirts on me. This one passes the fingertip rule, though, and the tights are opaque.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Thanks everyone! I passed on a third hot whiskey and cider last night so as to be nice and fresh and alert for this interview, hopefully it wasn't in vain.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I leave a trail of purses and shoes around the apartment, and my coffee table is covered with earrings and bottles of nail polish. It probably bothers my boyfriend, but he leaves socks everywhere, which is way grosser.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I could use a trim and a root touch-up, but the humidity is low so it's behaving.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I don't really want to be friends with anyone who talks about the friendzone

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Maybe I'm horribly shallow, but I tend to know whether or not I'm attracted to someone within a moment or two of meeting them. If that attraction isn't there at the start, it isn't ever going to be. I try not to lead people on, but who knows.

I'm in a monogamous relationship though, so it's kind of a moot point anyway. The whole drat world's in my friendzone.

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