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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Donkay NOoo posted:

Not since they tried to swindle me with promises of Calvin Klein and it was nothing but Kathy Ireland fuuuuuck yooouuuuu

At least DSW is fairly true to its name. I see Frye there pretty often.

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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
are you tiny is that a doorknob in the background.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
god everything in my house is so stupidly mis-sized!! first it was the tiny door and now this!!

No, that's the knob on the mirror.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Pick posted:

At least DSW is fairly true to its name. I see Frye there pretty often.

frye makes good poo poo

one of few companies that makes fashion boots that also makes legit riding boots

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
one of my friends gave me her old Koenigs

they don't fit

I have never wanted to chop inconvenient flesh off my body so much :(

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

is it your calf? cause as long as they're 100% leafher you can work them larger

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

OMGVBFLOL posted:

is it your calf? cause as long as they're 100% leafher you can work them larger

I don't know, since I can't get down to the foot? They're show boots.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
No zipper, of course, just loops for the hooks

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

OMGVBFLOL posted:

is it your calf? cause as long as they're 100% leafher you can work them larger

How does one do this? I have a pair of Cole Haan riding boots that look amazing, but feel like medieval torture devices.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I assume a shoe repair store?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Yeah, I know a good shop, but they're pricey and I don't actually wear the boots that much. I've seen stuff online about stretching them at home with a hairdryer, but I'm scared of ruining the leather for when I do wear them. Just wondering if anyone's had any success

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

Yeah, I know a good shop, but they're pricey and I don't actually wear the boots that much. I've seen stuff online about stretching them at home with a hairdryer, but I'm scared of ruining the leather for when I do wear them. Just wondering if anyone's had any success

I've never actually done it myself. I wish I could offer some advice. I am always afraid to do shoe alterations myself.

grapey
Oct 10, 2012
I want to try this argan oil you speak of. What's a good, cheap brand on amazon?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
The big issue is just if it's the real deal... I forget the brand I use since I just ran out :/

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Pick posted:

There was some hair interest earlier in the thread, so yeah this is my hair:



I guess it's hard to see the pink, the tips are super rosy :3:.

That looks great! Love the sweater too.

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

One lip gloss I was surprised owns bones is http://www.eyeslipsface.com/studio/lips/gloss/glossy_gloss

The colour turns out really pretty imo :3:

E: Oh and I don't suggest Pink Candy, it is more on the purple side of pink, plum yeah okay, but light purple :psyduck:

Suzuki Method fucked around with this message at 22:18 on May 19, 2014

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Pick, you have ruined my internet assumption of you as a short hair cat, but your hair is pretty.
For us thick kinky hair people, wash the roots and condition the ends.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
m'ladies

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

lidnsya posted:

I'm such a makeup cheapskate. I'll pay more for a good foundation and primers but skimp on everything else. Is Sephora stuff really worth it?
their waterproof liquid eyeliners own bones and they're easy as hell to apply. their new nail polish line loving rules too. good formula, nice application and wear, pro buy

oh my god all this makeup chat has me stupid excited for urban decay's new naked 3 palette. never have i ever wanted something so much

get out

you don't even deserve a frog

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
i'm super duper loving lazy when it comes to make-up, so i really like maybelline superstay, the kind with the colour on one end and balm on the other. i put it on in the morning and i maybe have to touch up the colour 6 hours later, it's awesome. you just put some of the balm on top if your lips feel a bit dry

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Crow Jane posted:

How does one do this? I have a pair of Cole Haan riding boots that look amazing, but feel like medieval torture devices.

two pairs of socks and a hairdryer. for serious, i've done it with heeled boots and docs

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
K you cheapos. Revlon Grow Luscious mascara is excellent. Almay's clear complexion line is probably the best foundation you'll get through a drugstore for under $20. And eyeslipsface.com has tons of anything else. I love their brow fillerlifter pencil, the baked eye shadows, and the makeup remover wipes.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

I saw an enormous sweaty teenager wearing a fox tail and ears exit a Subway last week

some dude at a test i proctored had animal ears and a homestuck shirt
seen some chick who never exercises with anime tshirt and transformer faction symbol tattoos on the bus
also i once passed someone irl wearing a doctor whooooves shirt, i kinda shuddered why would you find that acceptable

i loving hate this loving internet and how it's acceptable irl now back in my day before youtube existed what happened on the net STAYED on the net, real life culture was more valued i tell u what

those things were almost as offensive as the time on the subway i saw some dude wearing shoes WITH TOES ugh

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Fruity Gordo posted:

two pairs of socks and a hairdryer. for serious, i've done it with heeled boots and docs

Do you hold the hairdryer directly against the boot, or a few inches away? And for how long?

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Crow Jane posted:

Do you hold the hairdryer directly against the boot, or a few inches away? And for how long?

to shape the leather for the foot part of the boots, i keep the dryer about two inches away, maybe a bit closer. at first i just kind of go all over the foot bit to warm everything up, then i stand up in the shoe and start concentrating on the problem areas, going up on the balls of my feet and heating the toes for about a minute, that kind of thing. leather wants to crease in certain areas and feet want to breathe in certain areas, so if you have trouble with shoes on your pinky toe or big toe knuckles, you want to heat that for a couple of minutes while you pretend to walk in place so that the leather remembers how to be. if you routinely get massacred on your upper back heels like i do, heat for a minute then wriggle for ten seconds, for like five or ten minutes, continuously. but before you do that, buy some cheap inserts because sometimes the heel massacre can be lessened if your heel is elevated within the shoe a little bit. i always need to put inserts in docs, for example. with the inserts in, walk around the block and you'll know where the shoe hurts, and then target those areas with the hairdryer. after you have spent a bit of time heating the leather, wander around your house or flat a bit and basically just keep them on until the leather feels cool, and they should fit your feet really nicely after that

for shaping the leather over the calves, you really have to measure the circumference of your calf, and the circumference of the boot at the point where it's too tight. if the difference is more than 3cm, i would either not buy the boots or plan on taking them to a cobbler. i have pretty butch soccer player legs so ymmv if you have thinner calves and boots don't fit, i think the difference should then be like 2cm before you go to a cobbler. once leather has split, it's split. anyway, it's basically similar to the foot thing but instead of socks you get a dishtowel and wrap your calf in it. if you can wrap the dishtowel around your calf twice and still do the boot up, so much the better. make sure you have fabric coming up above the boot when you hairdry the boot, otherwise you'll burn your skin. blow dry until you can feel the heat on your skin, going around and around your leg, and then walk around in the shoe for about ten minutes until it cools then do the same to the other boot

basically, what you're doing is heating the leather to soften it, then moving around so that it hardens into the right shape

Fruity Gordo fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Nov 16, 2013

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
This intrigues me... hrmmm. I do want those boots....

Awesome Kristin
May 9, 2008

yum yum yum
Keep talking about makeup! I'm an idiot when it comes to makeup but what little I do makes me feel pretty. :) I want to learn more.

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
gently caress pick, babe dont you dare buy expensive shoes on the promise of my advice, i refuse to be held responsible if it doesn't work

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
i am a shameful bitch when it comes to makeup. every few months i buy a tube of concealer which matches my skin tone and i just dab that on all over my face after i cleanse, tone and moisturise every morning to even out my skin tone. if i go to the bathroom and think i need a touch up i dab on a bit more. i'm also loving lazy enough that every month i go and get my eyelashes tinted for ten bux, so i only need to wear mascara when i want to look ultra fabulous

tint yo eyelashes girl. it is cheap as gently caress and so great for when you have a job that makes you cry sometimes (social caseworker wooo)

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I just usually do BB Cream, powder, a bit of black eyeliner, mascara and a reddish lipstick or gloss. Not the most exciting, but I get a ton of compliments and it takes like five minutes to apply.

I lust after pretty eyeshadow colors, but they always seem to look really clownish on me :(

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
my best friend performs in drag shows every second weekend or so and i am not allowed to touch his make up, only his hair and clothes. everyone's an arsehole and always says i should wear more makeup but the slags never say what kind. i figure they'd tell me if i looked horrendous or just wouldnt hang out with me if i did, but a host of twinks pushing you away from the make up table is a rude thing for a femme. loving queers

Suzuki Method
Mar 12, 2012

catseye eyeliner all day every day

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Suzuki Method posted:

catseye eyeliner all day every day

My liquid eyeliner ran out and I am too cheap to get a new one, also I want to try a new one

suggestion thread

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

when I was first learning how do to makeup, toner was like :wth: cool for me. makes my skin all dewey and nice without being oily. if i'm not wearing makeup i still use toner everyday especially after washing my face.

makeup days is toner, moisturizer, concealer (i have gnarly dark circles and redness around nose), powder (tho I do want to get a good BB cream), light blush, eyebrows filled, then eyes depend on the occasion. if it's daytime i just do eyeliner and mascara or a sweep of neutral shadow. night time i get more heavy on eyeshadow tho i still dont like crazy colors cuz lets be honest only drag queens and runway models can pull it off. craziest color i use is blue, other than that it's lotsa browns and shades of violet and a copperish color i use sparingly.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

also I bought a little bottle of argan oil from ebay, it was really cheap but has a lot of good reviews. heres hoping it's good stuff :pray:

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Donkay NOoo posted:

also I bought a little bottle of argan oil from ebay, it was really cheap but has a lot of good reviews. heres hoping it's good stuff :pray:
Good luck! I have massively curly hair, and Argan oil is the best thing I've found to keep it soft and frizz-free. Just put maybe a quarter size amount in towel-dried damp hair and you should be set.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Donkay NOoo posted:

when I was first learning how do to makeup, toner was like :wth: cool for me. makes my skin all dewey and nice without being oily. if i'm not wearing makeup i still use toner everyday especially after washing my face.

makeup days is toner, moisturizer, concealer (i have gnarly dark circles and redness around nose), powder (tho I do want to get a good BB cream), light blush, eyebrows filled, then eyes depend on the occasion. if it's daytime i just do eyeliner and mascara or a sweep of neutral shadow. night time i get more heavy on eyeshadow tho i still dont like crazy colors cuz lets be honest only drag queens and runway models can pull it off. craziest color i use is blue, other than that it's lotsa browns and shades of violet and a copperish color i use sparingly.

I've been able to pull off blues and purple eye shadows but I never go heavy

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

yeah i guess i don't think of blue and purple as crazy (i use them pretty regularly) but like, green and any neon color and rainbow streaks or whatever

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Dark, earthy greens work okay on me, especially if there's a bit of gold or copper in them.

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Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

okay i never thought of that. that looks cool in my head.

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