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Espy posted:I sometimes wish men had periods where they bled and had to squeeze that poo poo out of their urethra I got hit by some heat right above my cup in little league baseball and pissed blood for a week, it hurt like hell that's the best i have to offer
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Motherfucker posted:gently caress women. right? how many straight dudes you know get their dick sucked in an alley on the way to the grocery store??? e: without having to pay for it
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Nov 14, 2013 04:58
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Motherfucker posted:Real-talk, women dressed as Nazi's give me a boner. dressed as nazi's what
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Nov 14, 2013 05:06
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Miltank posted:Pussy blood is scary, but in a fun way like a horror movie or a bible story. unironically this
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Nov 14, 2013 05:59
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Angela Christine posted:Women with curves are frequently hot. And sweaty. And a little red in the face. hey, whoa, safe space i giggled
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Nov 14, 2013 08:01
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Rob Ford posted:So like, says a guy is taking you out on your second or third date, where you going? to hell for being a fornicator
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Nov 14, 2013 08:11
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Miltank posted:girls are peeing all over my johnson and that they walk around with their pussy's leaking all day. Toot toot priapism city, here I come
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Nov 14, 2013 10:03
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fisheyel83l posted:hmmm I have a question, a while ago I was getting friendly with my lady and she had mentioned that her time of the month was approaching. I backed off a little and then she said pms was different then perioud, so we did the deed and then her Lady Moment ended up all over my cumsmuggler. the first time this happened to me i woke up before she did, went in the bathroom to pee, turned on the light and for about two seconds i legit thought i had killed her, because it was just a gorefest all over my crotch, boxers, stomach, and hands after that I laughed and hopped in the shower but goddamn it was terrifying for those two seconds
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Nov 14, 2013 10:06
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I totally get why women wear them and I would probably wear them too were the tables turned, but I cannot loving stand wedge heels. It's excessive to the point of irrationality. I get grumpy when I see them, they're so aesthetically offensive to me. Not grumpy at the person wearing them, just incensed in general that wedges are a thing that exists. I was a shoe salesman at the fancy end of a huge department store for a year so I've developed all kinds of nervous tics and stereotypes about womens' footwear, all of them pretty excessive and unreasonable, but that's the worst.
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Pick posted:hahaha feathers in your hair, yeah that sounds like something a cool person would do i was going to reply but yeah basically this lol
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what the gently caress is with these boots that started coming out last fall that mix black and brown leather what the gently caress what the gently caress if there's one rule with leather, it's don't do EXACTLY THAT
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Nov 14, 2013 17:22
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Corn Thongs posted:I want to start sewing my own clothes. Is it hard to do Much like walking in platform heels, if a fat, hairy, lazy man like me can make it look good, you probably can too.
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Nov 14, 2013 17:52
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t4styc4ke posted:I purposefully don't shave my pits. There is nothing better than watching the face of a dude checking me out in the gym go from "I'd tap that" to utter horror and disgust. Works well at nightclubs, too. haha awesome so many dudes are the daintiest shrinking violets about some really dumb poo poo
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Nov 14, 2013 18:28
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Bollock Monkey posted:My dad shaves his pits in the summer. He loves to show them off afterwards. I figured I wasn't the only one who does this, but it's not really something i've had occasion to bring up. "Yo brah, you shave your pits to help the stink?" bad conversation
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Nov 14, 2013 19:10
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Pick posted:guys are sensitive weeners this is probably it, yeah i use clippers instead of a razor because my tender babby boo boo armpits get all cut up and sore when I use a razor
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Nov 14, 2013 19:14
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Crasscrab posted:kitties are good same
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Nov 14, 2013 19:20
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GenericOverusedName posted:I am so pissed off at razors right now. Feels like no matter how I try to avoid it I get razor burn and I am seriously tempted to just say gently caress it and have hairy legs forever remember that next time you make fun of a man for doing the same, the neck is a very sensitive area and the hair there is far courser than on your legs missy!!!   :iamafag:
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Nov 14, 2013 19:36
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Prettz posted:i need to acknowledge this post, but i can't make a response to it... don't worry, your red title took care of it
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Nov 14, 2013 19:40
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Pick posted:Frankly I don't give a poo poo about my nails this thread is reminding me how very ladylike I am, and as a cooter-loving penis-haver i'm not sure how that makes me feel (i used to hand-paint my nails in a checkerboard pattern, stick-ons are for wussies)
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Nov 14, 2013 22:23
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Prettz posted:you know we're in 2013 and i really thought that by now someone would have invented some kind of drug or something where they inject you in a spot and all the hair there falls out, permanently. if someone were to invent something like this they would pretty much be able to print money. they have that, but its not a drug, it's laser hair removal, and yeah it's a money printing machine, it's hundreds to thousands of dollars depending on the body part
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Nov 14, 2013 22:27
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Corn Thongs posted:are you hella rich? a friend of mine had her pits done for, i think $300? It was some groupon thing, got her 4 sessions which apparently was enough to wipe it out pretty much entirely the multiple sessions is because it has to hit the folicle during its growth stage or something like that e: A Spider Covets posted:Actually no I found a groupon that was all sessions for $200 total. score! 
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Nov 14, 2013 22:38
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Crasscrab posted:are we talking about butts now? yep, hairy ones
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Nov 14, 2013 22:44
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Al Borland posted:I wonder how much it would cost to have my butt lasered hairless. i wouldn't mind having a laser studio write the words "party" and "naked" in the hair on my left and right buttcheeks, but I have a feeling thats not the sort of thing you mean
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Nov 14, 2013 22:56
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gnarlyhotep posted:ah, so shoes to ladies are like steam games to me add a zero to the end of the price of every steam game you've ever bought and that's actually probably pretty accurate
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Nov 14, 2013 23:11
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Miltank posted:Imma spit some revised truth. If you wear clothes that make you miserable because you are trying to be sexy, then you are a tool. whoa thats deep dude you should, like, major in philosophy after you graduate
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Nov 15, 2013 01:27
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Pick posted:themselves this goes both ways, we're all vain, pretending to listen because they pretend to listen back and then everyone feels better and then everyone rubs assorted body parts against one another
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Nov 15, 2013 03:39
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Angela Christine posted:Well, the hitachi magic wand is also a back massager. For like 50 years everybody thought their grandmas just had sore shoulders. I doubt any of the women actually thought this. Maybe a few gullible ones, but seriously. "Grandma's Shoulder Massage Wand" just reeks of "hoo-haws are ookie-gross" male cluelessness.
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Nov 15, 2013 07:04
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I wish I could sew my own suit, or even a sport coat, but that's basically a lifetime comitment to learning the craft. Much respect and jealousy to any woman who crafts her own clothes.
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maybe someday I'll make a dress shirt that would pass QC at an east asian textile factory, but I'm not holding my breath.
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Nov 15, 2013 11:10
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Sabel posted:n-nevermind... c-carry on
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Nov 15, 2013 12:34
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Pick posted:There was some hair interest earlier in the thread, so yeah this is my hair: are you turned to the side or something, its distressing me how disproportionate your lower torso looks e: also neat hair and sweater
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Pick posted:At least DSW is fairly true to its name. I see Frye there pretty often. frye makes good poo poo one of few companies that makes fashion boots that also makes legit riding boots
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Nov 16, 2013 05:25
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is it your calf? cause as long as they're 100% leafher you can work them larger
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Nov 16, 2013 05:30
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having blue hair and blond eyes is pretty much carte blanche to wear whatever crazy rear end eye shadow you want, it all works other combos require more careful planning tho
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or blue eyes and blond hair, whichever
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Nov 16, 2013 22:28
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my brother told a girl in middle school "you know, you really shouldn't wear so much makeup, it makes you look like a whore" but he was being all matter-of-fact and sincerely trying to help because he learned it from that simpsons episode where homer invents the makeup gun little brother, love him, but he's a fuckin' weirdo
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Nov 16, 2013 22:34
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Crow Jane posted:Normal: dam gurl dat [ihurr/i]
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Nov 16, 2013 23:10
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hair dye is going on top of the hair, natural color is inside the hair, so even the blackest of hair will still show it some
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Nov 16, 2013 23:15
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Shithouse Dave posted:Thanksgiving, I dunno. I'm from New Zealand and I still don't really get the whole thanksgiving thing. Pumpkin is for soups and roasts at my house. Classic American turkey dinner with stuffing, veggies, and mashed potatoes plus a seasonal pie ala mode is pretty great and worth enjoying any time of year, give it a shot sometime
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AS A MAN I like this thread and am glad it is back. I find it funny or informative.
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