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Watch the trailer for that movie Christmas With a Capital C and try not to laugh within 30 seconds.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2013 04:55 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:22 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:E: Also, who gets their pornography from magazines anymore?
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2013 01:50 |
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Alan Smithee posted:The whole thing reminds me of An American Carol (didn't see it), which was basically a Michael Moore strawman being haunted by positive strawmen for the right (is there a word for that? Puppet?) There are two or three of these movies where atheists ruin everything for the Good Christian Soldiers (TM)
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2014 04:56 |
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I haven't seen this mentioned in the thread before, but there's some kind of football nonfiction movie coming out in the fall that screams that it's targeting the Christian audience. There was a trailer before my showing of X-Men for some bizarre reason, and it has the production value of a TV movie and a pretty C list cast. Jim Caviezel is playing the HS football coach. Overall I think this may be the most cliched sports movie in existence. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_the_Game_Stands_Tall
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# ¿ May 31, 2014 05:29 |
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Gonna be funny how many people troll them with that unfortunate title. I'm also a little afraid to guess what that description means by 'free-spirited woman', knowing these films....
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 23:37 |
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Probably more money in religious music in general right now than mainstream rock, sadly
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 16:34 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I've heard of product placement but this is an entirely new level
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 17:18 |
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Malaleb posted:The Gospel Coalition (a very conservative Christian website) had an article the other day about why Christian movies mostly suck. http://thegospelcoalition.org/article/the-problem-with-christian-films.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 00:08 |
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raditts posted:Wasn't it literally based on those chain emails? What I'm saying is, the entire Christian film industry is based on lies.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 04:31 |
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I really can't believe he unironically made a character named Christian White. Also remember that according to him, something is a 'myth' if based on science.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 18:06 |
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Casimir Radon posted:On my phone it looked like he was barfing on the cake.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 14:04 |
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Every review I've read for this says this movie looks like it had a cable-access budget, which is pretty hilarious
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 04:11 |
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DStecks posted:Apparently the Antichrist isn't even in it. It's just an adaptation of like the first third of the book.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 05:22 |
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Yeah it's in about the same theaters and earning the same as God's Not Dead did earlier this year. It's still making a pretty low amount in the grand scheme of things. However considering the production values, I figure this HAS to make a profit.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 22:03 |
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Pinball posted:In the Glorious Appearing, when the Big Jesus himself finally returns, he does things like speak scripture which makes people's heads explode, runs around Megiddo at a thousand miles an hour like the Flash, and demands that all who do not bow to him be beheaded (including those whose only 'crime' is that they're Jewish or Muslim).
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2014 04:04 |
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CopywrightMMXI posted:Isn't Old Fashioned a slang term for a hand job?
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 04:00 |
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God drat that sounds amazing. Particularly the 'Kirk Cameron fireside chat'.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2014 20:55 |
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LORD OF BUTT posted:It's really really blunt about it, though. Like there's 6 or 7 separate times that Matt goes to his priest and has an extended conversation tying everything back to his faith, and it gets brought up by other characters too. It's the kind of thing where if you don't notice it you're either not watching the show at all or just not paying any attention to it.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 15:05 |
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Not shocking that the Christian Right continues to use military imagery/terminology in these things
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 22:25 |
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'HYPER LIBERAL' It's nice when they just make up random new insults on the fly.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 14:28 |
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So Remember the Titans but the players get along because of religion, instead of just, you know, not being assholes?
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 04:25 |
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Samuel Clemens posted:Probably. After all, every character in the film is a caricature.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 04:31 |
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Animal-Mother posted:I've decided to drink and watch the original God's Not Dead. Ten minutes in, we've got your bog standard dumb white suburban ideas about black and Chinese people, we've got famous philosophers incorrectly described as atheists (including the loving one who made the statement the movie's loving named after), and we've got terrible country music. And DEAN CAIN!
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 14:53 |
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The stuff with the Muslim girl who listens to Christian music (and maybe the Bible on tape?) is really awful. For some reason they have her wearing a headscarf but otherwise pretty normal clothes, which would not be happening in the crazy household she's from. Of course she has a father who is basically the conservative caricature of SCARY MUSLIM MAN, and as you would expect he beats her when he finds out she is listening to Christian stuff and then kicks her out of the house. It's really a toss-up between the awful stereotypes and how they seem to actively want the people they don't like to die horribly or get terminal illness. If you are an atheist according to this movie, you are an awful person who hates everyone and believes they are the greatest thing in the world. Your punishment is getting hit by a car and dying. If you are a liberal blogger who goes after people like the Robertson family for their intolerance of others, you will get cancer until you decide to recant your beliefs and embrace God, at which point the disease magically cures itself.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 00:19 |
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I think it turns out in the sequel that the blogger returns and is cancer-free now that she has accepted Jesus or whatever
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 12:54 |
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Ok, but then he's basically just taking that from the old chain emails about some college professor doing the 'God is Dead' thing
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2016 18:57 |
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Lol I never noticed that before. That's pathetic.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 13:14 |
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The_Rob posted:Who was Ben Hur for? Fans of the original are in nursing homes, and I don't think kids are flocking to biblical epics these days.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 16:31 |
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Did they even market it to the type of people who will see any kind of 'Christian' movie? Based on the awful box office I would imagine no.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 13:38 |
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God's Not Dead: Civil (Holy) War
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 00:38 |
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There's one film they keep putting out which is 'athiest realizes he/she was wrong' and I call it Strawman: The Movie
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 14:23 |
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There's no precedent in copyright law that protects what they are doing. Hell, people who just edit cuts from TV shows get their modified videos pulled on copyright grounds all the time online.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 19:17 |
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My lord that cast is incredible That woman doesn't even get any billing either
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2016 15:41 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 16:22 |
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Ah I see, a giant black horse is about to devour the leads and they seem very unconcerned
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2016 21:09 |