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stratdax posted:Playing guitar gets me ultra high action all the time. Feels good man. Oh cool, you found a picture of me
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2014 02:59 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 04:51 |
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ashgromnies posted:but playing with ultra high action feels like poo poo why would you want that the only real advantage would be almost no friction when you do vibrato. otherwise you just bought one because it looks cool or seemed like a novel idea. just like any guitar weirdness
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2014 03:05 |
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Brown Blitzkrieg posted:Yo, I hate these songs because the mixing is loving awful and there's nothing clever about them. Faustus even this fag who hangs out with a bunch of jazz queers hates that song back to studio time
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2014 04:30 |
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Wow! Here's a video of a man who couldn't wait to give a HIDEOUS guitar to Yngwie Malmsteen. The video includes the guy giving it to him apparently suffering the beginnings of a heart attack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0NR7PzyKcQ
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2014 10:00 |
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dude why did you get rid of the beetlejuice avatar?? I've had a few and as far as customs go that was pretty cool
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2014 11:24 |
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The poo snake guitar is currently winning this thread because we know that someone thought that looked really good
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2014 15:09 |
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stratdax posted:
I love this thing!
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2014 04:59 |
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Bill Posters posted:Behold Mothman. I don't know what is up with that bass but that chick seems kind of cool if she can actually play it.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2014 10:21 |
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Nothing says blues like customizing an SG into god awful hideousness
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2014 14:14 |
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HollisBrown posted:sweet sweep arpeggios all up in your face
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2014 16:21 |
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stratdax posted:
wow, you know there must be people buying this poo poo. They wouldn't just keep making them I want to meet the people that own these things
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2014 07:51 |
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quit your job music is life
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2014 07:15 |
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This Koopa guitar is pretty silly... ...but it's from Japan so they can do what they want
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2014 07:33 |
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So PRS are poo poo now? What's wrong with them? They don't stay in tune? The neck warps? Different pickups? What magical thing do they not do now?iostream.h posted:They're not, even their SE line has incredible build quality. The whole 'pre-94' thing is by and large a myth. Current production models are easily comparable in quality to the best of whatever Fender and Gibson produce from their custom shops and are extremely consistent from one guitar to the next, which NO other manufacturer can touch. Oh that's kind of what I thought was going on ZombieParts fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Jan 8, 2014 |
# ¿ Jan 8, 2014 03:47 |
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Rhopunzel posted:i don't think i've ever seen frets like that before, wtf is going on there it's for people with crooked arthritic fingers
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2014 04:04 |
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Zonekeeper posted:Love it when somebody makes a statement like that and undeniable proof gets posted shortly after. my spoiled first world hands were offended by the guitars I found here in China but it was impossible for me to convince anyone of my greatness if I couldn't even play a whole song without loving up(and blaming the guitar like a little bitch). So instead of buying an expensive name brand, I bought the poo poo everyone else here plays and my finger strength and accuracy are on a whole new level now. I bought a Chinese strat and a knock off pignose and now I kind of prefer the raw sound
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2014 11:10 |
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That looks like an Eve Online spaceship pew pew
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2014 10:27 |
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comes along bort posted:is there a single prs owner who isn't a total herb in love with the smell of their own farts? it looks like a guitar for middled aged business men who always wished they'd learned to play guitar even in high school the guys that went on about them were the ones who weren't particularly good players you'd go to their house and they'd have whatever cheap guitar they could find that reminded them of Clapton and they'd say things like "i just plug up to my little 10w marshall...it's all i ever need" or some poo poo. None of those guys knew what the gently caress was coming out of his mouth. I'm like "so you want the most expensive guitar we can buy around here to plug into THAT amp...ok, dude"
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2014 03:45 |
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Valtaherra posted:
dude jimi hendrix had some pants that looked like that mother fucker so youre wrong or maybe jimi's pants also looked like grandma's wallpaper
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2014 11:35 |
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DrChu posted:
The "wife hates it, help me pay for this stupid bass tour"
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2014 03:01 |
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Jivesauce posted:I have one of these also, as well as an Epiphone Les Paul. They're both really nice at a quarter of the price or less of the Gibson equivalent. The Les Paul even came with Gibson '57 Classic pickups; I can't imagine why I would ever buy an actual Gibson. Epiphone and Squier have been on their games for quite a few years now.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 07:16 |
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that's pretty much me back in high school - mine was a red kramer dinky reverse. I think my mom said she found my old high school band pics. can't wait to go see that poo poo again
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2014 12:55 |
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unlawfulsoup posted:Relicing is the worst crap ever. Literally the most poser bullshit someone can do. i don't even understand the point. i am sad when i ding my guitar.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 03:59 |
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aeternum posted:What a oval office of gigantic proportion. Trigger haters and guitar solo haters are a remnant of a truly faggy time in music.
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# ¿ May 29, 2014 02:17 |
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Dewgy posted:yep, make the captain america guitar cheap enough and i might buy it Me too. I saw the Thor guitar and was like "Wow wonder how much"
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2014 10:10 |
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I Might Be Adam posted:I've played with a lot of bassists over the years and the best players with the best overall sound were always Fender P or Jazz bass guys. The few others that walked in with some kind of Ibanez or carved-top glossy body with exaggerated curves or angles all sounded like garbage. Bread Dragon posted:I'm in bed, posting from Awful app, and generally lazy, so I won't kick this off, but we should be mining the endless resource that is Terrible Guitar Shirts. All guitar shirts qualify. That's not evolution that's just getting old. Good job grandpa
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2014 02:10 |
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Holy poo poo! is that Faustus. you guys got him to post a video?
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2014 13:50 |
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crikster posted:... violently thrashing the headstock right in my loving face. It was frightening. Greg put his hand on my shoulder with all his weight, that man is an ape. so how's your butthole. Sounds like you experienced rape
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2014 07:51 |
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Ferroque posted:Having monitors helps everybody tremendously, I really can't stress that enough Yeah, we go straight into the board with the guitars and bass. Then we put a mic in front of the bass drum and hang another one on a boom over the snare area. Everything sounds great coming through the monitors. The drummer is a happy camper.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2014 10:04 |
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Sockington posted:You stay classy, Gibson. I wonder how many of these they sell
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2014 03:01 |
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Three-Phase posted:You'll have to forgive me, I am not musically inclined. it's hard to tell what he was trying to say. he starts off talking about 20 minutes of mustang sally which is excessively long but then goes on to describe how they 'plow through solos' or whatever. plowing through and 20 minutes don't really add up what bisiticles is really telling us is that he's an old gently caress and doesn't like young whippersnapper bands who don't thrive on bluesy trills or yell "woo!" and take a long break every time the guitarist does a slow bend or a lick. Instead they just, you know, finish the song. blues dads don't like to finish a song. they want an infinite return so they can stand around stroking their necks.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2014 04:42 |
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The guy on the left is me in high school Also, holy poo poo! That kid has an Exciter patch - there's a band I haven't heard in centuries
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 01:27 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:i hear that if you're sufficiently good enough at guitar you can get free poo poo from guitar companies, is this real? No, you need a management company that has those connections. My high school and college band tried to get the free poo poo on our own. We played shows and got some fanzine coverage that was really positive so we put together a press kit and wrote to all the companies we could think of. We had organized a small tour and thought we'd be able to get free poo poo to do it with. Marshall was the only ones that responded and it was basically just "thanks for using our equipment<insert Marshall history lesson> and feel free to use our logo on your tour advertisements." We went nuts with that so we just wrote "Marshal presents..." or "Sponsored by Marshall Amplification" on all of the show fliers.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2014 02:55 |
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why do you idiots have so many sub categories for your lovely music?
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2014 10:26 |
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fyodor posted:
that's really well done
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2014 02:10 |
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how many times has Faustus gone off the deep end about his god drat handlebar guiitars
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2014 07:25 |
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Fair Hallion posted:on a facebook group for lefthanded guitarists, some guy has just very proudly posted his Jem's new trem that looks like loving poo poo with those gold vines like that
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2014 16:41 |
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Tsaedje posted:What's going on with those frets? Jems scallop from fret 15 or something. I thought it was 12 but I dunno i guess.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2014 16:54 |
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I had a warlock that had stickers all over it. my favorite was jessica rabbit
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2014 17:09 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 04:51 |
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IronLawnmower posted:
It probably does sell extremely well in Japan.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2014 01:24 |