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Can anyone read Zippy? Every time I try I fail, and so about a third of the way in afraid this is going to be like the ring and I'm going to be murdered by a retarded liberal clown.
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I think the psychologist is the Hobgoblin
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May 30, 2015 23:40
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Oh, i was assuming that was an edit. And she has the temerity to loving imply poo poo about what's her face and nerd guy to her face and again behind her back? What a bitch.
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May 31, 2015 01:55
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It's fifteen miles Calvin, take your meds.
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Jun 3, 2015 17:31
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When did Dilbert change to polos and lanyards by the way? I only got back into the thread about a month ago, but I really admire Adams willingness to update away from the character's iconic look to reflect modern engineering office realities. I'm kind of shocked actually.
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Jun 6, 2015 19:49
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The only inaccuracy is the companies I work for everyone basically wears a different color every day, but I'm sure the colorist is like "gently caress that"
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Jun 6, 2015 20:06
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There something very wrong with a mid 40sish woman obsessing over having a perfect birthday and expecting her teenage son to go all out, and threatening her husband if he doesn't.
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Jun 12, 2015 13:15
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What is black widow swinging on?
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Jun 13, 2015 00:24
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This whole yoga story is predicated on the premise that Skip would not immediately try and get in her yoga class to creep on women doing downward facing dog. Skip probably has a hard drive full of that poo poo.
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Jun 19, 2015 16:50
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That's disproven on like the first god drat episode of Mythbusters Ripley.
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Jun 20, 2015 13:12
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Yeah his life is pretty awesome
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Jun 21, 2015 15:07
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I really like Ripley's. Sure it's traced, but everyday is just "Hey you, the world is pretty loving awesome, look at this poo poo!"
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Jun 26, 2015 16:56
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Wow I had no idea that Elvis never performed outside the US except for when he did.
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Jun 30, 2015 04:50
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Does Mandrake know cock magic?
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Jun 30, 2015 15:21
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I kind of feel bad for ham gravy and castor oil. They just became irrelevant and they don't even know it.
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Jul 1, 2015 17:06
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They're sometimes a side in Korean cuisine.
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Jul 1, 2015 18:50
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She can hack Russian satellites even faster than that guy in GoldenEye!
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Jul 1, 2015 20:51
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Parahexavoctal posted:That's not an edit. "When you were little, your uncle wanted to molest you. So your aunt murdered him." And he apparently didn't, and sought help because he knew his desires were wrong before being murdered. I guess.
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Jul 2, 2015 04:29
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Vavavavoom!
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Jul 3, 2015 12:21
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No she's white it'll be fine.
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Jul 5, 2015 04:46
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Jane's girlfriend is a bitch, Jesus Christ.
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Jul 7, 2015 13:34
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Thank god I have an ipod shuffle!
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Jul 7, 2015 15:31
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Eleven minus seven is giving Calvin such powerful panic attacks he flees the school, and his teachers and parents think he is just lazy and needs more homework. 
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Jul 9, 2015 17:10
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For gods sake tell your teenage son about condoms. I guarantee you after a thirty minute "the talk" he'll never do a PDA in front of you again.
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Jul 15, 2015 12:49
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I'd there a particular reason people are out to kill Mandrake so strongly they're broadcasting negative vibes all over the god drat place?
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Jul 18, 2015 15:20
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Zanzibar Ham posted:If you haven't noticed he's kind of a dick. I haven't, I just came into the story while he was in prison so all I've seen is he sometimes says one word of two before being cut off by "next time" and seizing up from psychic waves crashing into his brain to warn him someone is going to try and kill him any second now.
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Jul 18, 2015 15:27
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That flashback gag is actually pretty good. Also, Kipawa seems pretty cool. Is the resolution going to be Guran choose him as successor and Phantom knew all along?
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Jul 20, 2015 14:51
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I don't know, I think Kipawa has this one in the bag, guys. Guran passing that torch.
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Jul 22, 2015 13:11
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Baby don't hurt me?
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Jul 22, 2015 14:55
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I'm surprised he put in the spaces and apostrophe.
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Jul 22, 2015 15:09
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A mass grave in a cone country that used to be under the heel of colonialism? I don't believe it!
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Jul 22, 2015 16:48
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Guran didn't cheat, he's still on his way to Phantom head. It's still bullshit. Guran was going to lose no matter what, Kipawa just offered to let him lose in a less humiliating way. It was an act of mercy.
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Jul 23, 2015 18:29
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But Guran already lost.
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Jul 25, 2015 01:28
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What if Les kidnapped Lisa to the present causing a singularity which could only be stopped by the perfect sidewinder pitch from their old pal Crankshaft.
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Jul 28, 2015 14:48
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Oh You Kid was a pick up line back then and in a number of pop songs. Lots of men got the poo poo beaten out of them for saying "Oh you kid" to the wrong guys girlfriend.
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Jul 29, 2015 03:59
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Guys I think Kipawa can still pull this out. Guran is only winning two to one on those respect ties vs getting schooled on the race. Kipawa can win this rope climb and it will be tied again. Then he just has to win the fifth contest, which is a... Hot dog eating contest. gently caress!
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Aug 3, 2015 12:30
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Patent everything in the interface.
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Aug 4, 2015 19:02
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Dear god in heaven. This is amazing. Enjoying Popeye's debut I just wasn't expecting it. Jesus.
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Aug 5, 2015 13:23
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Johnny Aztec posted:I pretty much want Popeye to just leave the three of them on that island, and him and the whiffle bird go off on adventures. Olives only experience with him is him grabbing her and taking her topside to rat her out, then holding her prisoner at her rear end in a top hat brother's bequest, then rubbing the chicken raw and beating up her other brother. Note of course he was completely justified in all those actions, but she didn't know that.
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SomeMathGuy posted:Is he seriously about to make this entire arc just a dream? Possibly with a lazy "or was it?" stinger twist? Goddammit Batiuk you can't even commit to your terrible ideas. Ha, of course. When I viewed that panel for some reason I thought past Les was about to do something that changes the timestream and killed his future self like Biff in the deleted BttF2 scene.
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