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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Tiggum posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


That intercom must have an amazing speaker.

... Donald Westlake, the mystery novelist?

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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


So Lester thought the Skarsgard/sneeze guard joke was enough of a knee-slapper to repeat it twice. :bravo:

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


"Becoming"? Nice little implication that kids are getting dumber.

Always and forever, gently caress you, Gilchrist.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Manuel Calavera posted:

Mother Goose & Grimm


Writing a gag about the Mayflower and drawing one of Christopher Columbus's ships. That's some attention to detail, Peters.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


Yes, that is Tiffany staring out through the fourth wall as she mentions imagining the audience in their underpants.

And I'm going to assume that Bernice's "help" involves holding props or something else humiliating because that's how this strip rolls.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Pidmon posted:

See it's totally cool for Warbucks to blatantly bribe a government official to get exactly what he wants irregardless of anyone along the chain of commands' wishes because

... because he's Oliver Warbucks and removing obstacles by sheer force of money is what he does.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I know nothing about the "Alley" reference but this wikipedia entry states thusly:

"Other major characters include Warbucks' right-hand men, Punjab, an eight-foot native of India, introduced in 1935, and the Asp, an inscrutably generalized East Asian, who first appeared in 1937. There was also the mysterious Mister Am, a friend of Warbucks' who wore a Santa Claus–like beard and was of a jovial personality. He claimed to have lived for millions of years and even had supernatural powers. Some strips hinted that he may even be God."

How weird.

You can read a couple of Mr. Am stories here. The one with Mr. Rune is actually kinda good.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Darthemed posted:

Wouldn't surprise me, but these are from October 1987.

So, the 1987 NFL strike then.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

EasyEW posted:



From the top:
  • Happy Hours
  • A "Captain" Thomas Mayne Reid novel (possibly)
  • Frank Merriwell
  • Old King Brady
  • The James Boys
  • Fred Fearnot
  • Nick Carter
  • Boy's Own Paper (but probably not the one you're thinking of if you're British)
  • The one that my rotten old eyes can't even try to read (Try your luck with the XL version.)
  • Young Wild West
  • Frank Reade
  • Diamond Dick
  • Golden Days
  • Buffalo Bill


I can make out "Mines" as one of the words on the unreadable one, and "King Solomon's Mines - Rider Haggard" does seem to match the pattern of the words.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Darthemed posted:

Bloom County

Kid's got moxie.


Big-nosed dreams.

Kind of funny these should come up now 'cause Pat Oliphant is being kicked around in the DD political cartoon thread.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Midnight Moth posted:



Well now you definitely made it an issue.

I have to admit I'm amused by the volume of Chekhov on the shelf in panel two. That's a lot subtler than Holbrook usually gets.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

BlankIsBeautiful posted:



Stop talking to your food, you idiot.

She's an insectivore. :colbert:

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

I feel like sending Batiuk a copy of Harlan Ellison's "Somehow, I Don't Think We're In Kansas Anymore, Toto." Now THAT'S how you rant about Hollywood ruining your awesome ideas.

Les slumping around with the bitchface permanently welded on, muttering petulant little asides about how much he hates everything? Just makes me feel sorry for the people who have to deal with him.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Darthemed posted:

Bloom County

Completely fictional, I assure you; there's no such place as Albuquerque, and Alf won that race by a landslide.


Was '87 one of the periods of mass hysteria about non-existent murderous cults, thanks to Pop Syke regression therapy?

1987 was the McMartin Preschool trial, so that might be what Breathed was talking about here.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

I haven't read Romeo & Juliet since we had to in sixth grade, but was "Give me, give me!" in the original?

e: Also how loving long has this Romeo & Juliet thing been going on in Pigporn? It feels like a year.

Close. I checked Gocomics, and the first R&J comic was July 29, 2013.

Nice way to get out of writing dialogue for your comic for a year, huh?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

And I though it was #1, not because of the shadows but if he was painting over at the coast, would he take it home while it was still wet instead of waiting for it to dry?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

TofuDiva posted:

I've been thinking... Wee Pals was launched on February 15, 1965. Depending on just how deep Morrie's buffer really is, it's not out of the question that "50 continuous years of a comic strip, without repeats, all by the original author" could be added to his list of accomplishments. (And firsts? Has anybody else ever done that?)

Peanuts came close (October 1950 - February 2000). I can't recall Schulz ever doing reruns (except for Rerun, of course!), and the Al Plastino fill-in strips were never actually published so they don't count.

The Guinness Book of World Records says that the longest running daily comic strip by a single author is a UK strip called Bristow, which I've never heard of but has apparently been running since 1961.

Beetle Bailey has been running since 1950, and Mort Walker is still the official creator, although who knows how much he actually has to do with it these days.

Selachian fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Jul 5, 2014

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

GorfZaplen posted:

Classic Prince Valiant



Uh, did I miss something or did Val just sell the slaves that were on the pirate ship?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


Who did it better?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Kevin & Kell



:stare: Wait, what? I wonder if this is some sort of a Safe Havens crossover that we're not understanding because we've not seen Safe Havens lately.


Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


:ohdear:

Barking up the wrong tree there, just a little...

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Evil Mastermind posted:

That's because Intelligent Life wants you to identify with the lead character, as depressing a thought as that is.

I now want an Intelligent Life/Dilbert crossover just to see how much smug one comic can produce.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Heavenly Nostrils is up to date now.




Hmm ... I wonder what Lord Splendid Humility thinks about this.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Probably Magic posted:

The Facebook page for Star Trek was trying to promote Intelligent Life as "Finally, a comic strip for geeks!" despite Fox Trot, Dilbert, Gil, etc. existing, and I can't tell you how tempting it was to comment on the story, "NO, DON'T, IT SUCKS, IT SUCKS."

Glad to see that promoting did it absolutely no favors in the actual funny pages.

The sad thing is, it was probably dropped because of geezer newspaper readers who hate novelty, rather than general lack of quality. But still, a pleasant schadenfreude rush.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

EasyEW posted:

Someday we're going to have to explore the difference between a lovable loser and an unbearable downer, because that's the key to why Charlie Brown isn't Les Moore. That and not being allowed to age.

Also, Tom Bat is an unbearable prig who is convinced that he's not just drawing a comic strip, he's Doing Art, and it oozes through the tone of the strip (especially when it comes to Les). Schulz was never anywhere near as pompous.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


One of those authentic medieval welcome mats.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

We had these when I was a kid. Basically sort of horseshoes with steel pointed, plastic finned darts. Probably a decidedly Midwestern lawn game. Also, as you can see, the potential for injury was present. I somehow survived that era without a Jart related injury, though.

:v:



I once put a hole in the roof of my dad's car with one of those. Miraculously, I survived to adulthood.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

RandomFerret posted:

Yeah, it's probably going to blow up and start skipping big chunks of time to introduce a bunch of characters that aren't fleshed out enough to have names so they can get into a big action scene that repeatedly breaks the 180 degree rule and nobody will know what's going on and we'll all hate it again, but for now it's got good pacing, a couple funny jokes, and a story hook that uses the setting well.

Someone upthread said ZNJ has been dropped and we're just playing out the string. So maybe the creative staff finally figured out how to create a comic strip just in time to get shitcanned.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

EasyEW posted:

The Continuing Misadventures of the Immaculately Pure Artist (otherwise known as Writer Guy)



I can hardly wait to see what Les does to endear himself to Token Latino Actor.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Evil Mastermind posted:

Oh good lord I just realized how this is going to end.

Les is going to make friends with the actors, and sell them on the original idea of Lisa dying and having the movie actually be tragic. Then the evil studio is going to push more stupid changes to make it a loving romcom or something, and the actors will rebel against the studio and side with Les. In the end, by standing up to the studio the movie will be made as originally intended and Les's precious ~artistic integrity~ will be preserved and Lisa's Story will be saved.

I was thinking the exact same thing: the actors will take Les's side against the horrible, awful changes inflicted on Les's script by Hack Rewrite Guy/Waiter and Hack Producer, and insist on doing the script exactly as originally written. Beefcake Guy and Blonde Chick will be so exalted by Les's deathless words that they'll turn in performances worthy of Olivier and Streep, and Latino Guy will gracefully accept a role as an extra because there are no Latinos in Westview. And Tom Bat will imagine us readers shedding tears of joy and doing a slow clap as "Lisa's Story" wins a billion Emmys.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean continues with "Reveries of a Middle-Aged Doofus".



Guest author: Brooke McEldowney.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Wanamingo posted:

Since nobody else has done it yet, I guess I'll post today's actual Nancy.



God, it's amazing how easily and naturally the phrase "gently caress you, Gilchrist" has slipped into my vocabulary since this thread started exposing me to modern Nancy.



That is possibly the most half-assed balloon placement I've seen in quite a while (plus the colorist messed up the balloon tail, so it looks like the woman in the pink blouse is holding a flesh-colored knife between her fingers).

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


Christ. Lester's already DONE a week of "What if a salad bar was just like a real bar? Ha ha!" jokes. Is he really going to do it again?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

But she's got a bare midriff! And a t-t-tattoo!! I bet she's not even wearing jorts!

Don't forget the black lipstick and heavy eye makeup.

RandomFerret posted:

Oh my God, he's actually going to reuse the entire week's worth of Trayvon Martin strips with Robin Williams' face pasted on. This is awesome.

Bell does the whole "dream subway" bit every so often when a celebrity dies. I can recall him doing it for George Carlin, Michael Jackson, Osama Bin Laden, and his own grandfather.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Julet Esqu posted:

Radio Patrol


Who throws a shoe? Honestly.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Kammat posted:

That was remarkably effective.

I'm just amused that Modesty and Willie actually have a name for Modesty getting 'em out to distract baddies. It's like their Fastball Special.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


The annual Beloit College freshman mindset list came out today, and the one entry that stuck with me is that they don't know what the big deal is about Saturday morning cartoons. sigh. Old.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Wanamingo posted:

Dick Tracy


You can tell it's a government office because the employee is loafing with his feet up. Geez.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Julet Esqu posted:

Meanwhile, in Johnny Hazard,


Holy loving poo poo. :stonk:

... and of course the scream is done in "Oriental" font.

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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

Poptropica coconuts


I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be a Taurus the minotaur is driving. Well played, if so.

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