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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Must..resist...buying on Blu-Ray...

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

joepinetree posted:

I may forgotten a few, but going through the list of episodes, here's the funny, or at least lighthearted, ones:

"Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose"

The funniest bit being the prediction of Mulder's death.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

haveblue posted:

Yeah, this. The X-Files changed a lot about genre television; pretty much every serial sci-fi drama since then owes something to it and wouldn't have been possible had it not existed and been a huge hit.

It also managed to survive the Friday Night Death Slot when it got a second chance on Sundays.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I'm on season 4 and in one of the episodes I watched last night, Scully says something along the lines of "Mulder, if you had to go 2 minutes without your cellphone, you'd go insane."

Mulder is a millennial, apparently.

X-Files had the greatest cellphones. Standing ten feet underground in a steel shipping container in the middle of the desert? Four bars!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

UnknownMercenary posted:

The real worst episode is the one starring Kathy Griffin.

That's pretty much true of any TV show.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Basebf555 posted:

Men like Skinner never truly retire. They just...wait.

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
They need to figure out how to factor in Mulder's porn addiction.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

marktheando posted:

Easily accessible internet porn is the reason Mulder hasn't made any progress on uncovering the conspiracy in the last decade or so.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jack Gladney posted:

It's weird, Mulder and Scully look younger now and he hasn't aged a day.

Steady doses of Black Oil.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Duchovny cries upon seeing the first new script.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Smoking Crow posted:

I am watching the show for the first time. This man with a cigarette does not look trustworthy

Nah, he's a perfectly nice fellow.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
According to Cracked, Agent Fox Mulder Is A Goddamned Maniac (scroll down to #1).

Hey, it's just a TV show.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MariusLecter posted:

You know, what kind of name is Mulder, anyway? What is that, like, Jewish?

quote:

Dutch: occupational name from mulder 'miller'.German: occupational name for a maker of wooden bowls, from Middle High German mulde 'bowl', 'trough', 'tub' + the agent suffix -er.variant of Müller (see Mueller).

Not sure how to make this fit aliens and monsters.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

bobkatt013 posted:

I can not believe how amazing the blu Rays looks.

I got myself the entire series on BR for Christmas.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

68k posted:

Question about watching the new season:

I currently have broadband only in my place, and I loathe the thought of signing up for a cable package with Comcast. Is there a way to legally/officially watch the new season as it airs in HD? I haven't kept up with all the new streaming options and if they are of live TV or not. I'll do just about anything other than actually installing cable TV.

You should be able to pick it up in HD over the air from your local Fox affiliate.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Octy posted:

Man, CSM must have some great plastic surgeons working for him.

Those aliens do great work.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Ramadu posted:

Please respect the dead my friend.

Here lie the Cardinals, they never scored.

But somewhere in Africa, some needy children will believe they did.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Please, show 7000 more commercials.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Jeff loving Gordon? What the holy gently caress?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Previously, on The X-Files...

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

HIJK posted:

That is a good wrecked UFO.

drat you, Deanna! :argh:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
MIND QUAD!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

raditts posted:

Scully has clearly aged a lot better than Mulder.

Did her forehead get bigger?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Do illegal aliens have a right to life?

Ask Trump.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Ginette Reno posted:

Even the Aliens can't fly their crazy rear end ships

Somebody call Jeff Goldblum.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

MacheteZombie posted:

There's a batman fan film where he's kidnapped, turned into a heroin addict, and he kills himself. Does that work?

As long as it was George Clooney.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Ramadu posted:

Yeah, elerium 115

Unobtanium.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Did Skinner go through an ion storm?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Kang, you are NOT the father!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

The twist is that they're tricking him into thinking the conspiracies are subterfuge.
It's a smokescreen of a smokescreen.

Round,
Like a circle in a spiral
Like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning
On an ever-spinning reel
Like a snowball down a mountain
Or a carnival balloon
Like a carousel that's turning
Running rings around the moon
Like a clock whose hands are sweeping
Past the minutes of its face
And the world is like an apple
Rolling silently in space
Like the circles that you find
In the windmills of your mind

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

ohrwurm posted:

How does AlJoel McJones keep teleporting to wherever they are

Duh, he's one of them.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Has Scully been smoking 40 packs of Camels a day since 2002?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
gently caress yo Faraday cage!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Maxwell Lord posted:

Pu Evig Tnod?

Yvan eht NioJ.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Bye bye Sveta.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
The sequel to Independence Day looks awful.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Ramadu posted:

Wait is it on every day this week?

Just Mondays.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Aha! Google DOES exist!

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Nice sound effect.

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