blackberry deathwatch 2014.10.2.1.537 (now with fm radio) [plus canadachat]

during which ancient egyptian month will blackberry die?
	thout
	paopi
	hathor
	koiak
	tobi
	meshir
	paremhat
	paremoude
	pashons
	paoni
	epip
	mesori
	gasthred
	banop
	RIM'S GONNA KEEP GOING BABY!!!

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its gonna sell well to the people who insist they are more productive on a physical keyboard because they tried a touchscreen once for 3 minutes and didnt like it

# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 17:03

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:13

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lmao who made a concept with a trackpad that you roll your thumb over and a capacitive back button right next to it

# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 17:18

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http://crackberry.com/why-blackberry-bringing-trackpad-back posted:

This week, during MWC in Barcelona, BlackBerry announced that we�ll soon see the return of the famous optical trackpad that so many of us loved prior to the launch of BlackBerry 10. I�m among the trackpad loving crowd, and I�m reminded of this every time I try to move the cursor around my screen to edit text on any of today�s typical touchscreen devices.

who the gently caress has a problem moving the cursor around on a touchscreen? yeah my old htc was poo poo at it but if you buy a good phone running a good os then its fine. it's not a problem that needs solving by an upside down optical mouse.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 17:29

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kinda feel sorry for the blackberry faithful that some art students photoshop counts as an article

# ¿ Feb 26, 2014 17:30

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i can understand 'suits my needs' to an extent, but holy gently caress its a storm. nobodys needs were suited by the clicky screen universally laughed at blackberry.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2014 17:01

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lmao 'saved'

# ¿ Mar 24, 2014 22:49

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but i only have a pepsi max bottle

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 00:02

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mm yes a race to the bottom, this will end well

# ¿ May 13, 2014 23:35

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blackberry l m a o

# ¿ Jun 5, 2014 22:43

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the 9900 re-release should be a �50 phone. the nokia 520 is better than it in every way.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 20:59

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that passport has got to be a phone for olds

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 20:12

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buttcrackmenace posted:

it has a square screen

BBRY : bringing back VHS style letter boxed movies in tyool 2014

blackberry store to feature pan and scan movies like its 1992

# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 21:42

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Bonzo posted:

rim job

mods

# ¿ Jun 29, 2014 22:04

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Bonzo posted:

Holy poo poo look at this thing

http://crackberry.com/exclusive-pre-release-review-blackberry-passport?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

isnt like the only reason to still buy a blackberry the hardware keyboard being the same as the one you're used to? y'know, instead of having a space bar in the middle of the bottom row of letters.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2014 22:06

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Cold on a Cob posted:

u monster

those women have suffered enough

# ¿ Jul 6, 2014 15:09

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Chen said BlackBerry is �here to stay,�

# ¿ Jul 9, 2014 13:15

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is it called passport to conjure up thoughts of the pure hell on earth that is an airport?

# ¿ Jul 9, 2014 19:43

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wow, a keyboard with half the characters i want to type so every sentence needs the on screen keyboard bringing up, covering more of the screen. and the only trade off is a huge device that doesnt really count as a phone, has a hardware keyboard permanently taking up space and no developers are interested in supporting it?

where do i sign?

# ¿ Jul 9, 2014 23:31

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didnt give gartner any money, no longer relevant

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 23:22

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you'll be eating your words when the passport beats all sales expectations!!!!!!

# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 23:51

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(and sells more than 100)

# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 23:51

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quote:

the Harrods

lmao

# ¿ Sep 17, 2014 19:18

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reminder that the advertising for the playbook was "you should have waited", it was priced the same as an ipad, and couldn't do messaging without being tethered to a blackberry

# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 08:24

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a corporate culture of bad choices

# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 08:24

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all the blackberry flag wavers are just going to keep redefining the word 'enterprise' until it means 'places that use blackberry'

# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 15:20

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there must be bridges to drop off, trains to jump in front of? it doesn't have to be as bad as working for blackberry.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2014 15:56

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it will be $199 by march

spread out sideloaded android apps are gonna look good on that

# ¿ Sep 22, 2014 23:30

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i think its because they dont have a loving clue

# ¿ Sep 24, 2014 22:28

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quote:

BlackBerry has come up with the amazing tagline �Work Wide� to highlight its significant span

# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 22:56

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wasnt it rumoured that after the european blackberry infrastructure fell over they just left it all routing through north america because nobody really used the things anyway and all the people who knew how to fail everything back across had bailed years previously?

# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 21:24

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that and the unbreakable 1:1 relationship between user and pin

# ¿ Nov 19, 2014 16:12

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i thought that the sidekicks were the celebrity phone of 'choice'

# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 12:48

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what was the stupid round screen motorola that broke constantly

# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 15:21

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the clown show of phones

# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 16:34

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roz ho lmao

# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 16:34

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roz "shut up i know what i'm doing, the backups won't be needed anyway" ho

# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 16:39

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roz "throw the storage vendor under the bus for our lack of planning" ho

etc.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 16:39

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p'nus

# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 02:11

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hasnt even crackberry kevin given up now?

# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 02:08

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 18:13

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oh lmao this is the phone theyve pinned their future on, i only just saw it

i cant decide whether im the reset button listed as a feature or the speed comparison to a 3 year old phone that was slow as gently caress at the time anyway.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 02:15