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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
> make golem charge to mr hands while avoiding pentagram, them make golem ride him

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

>Say "Oh poo poo, I forgot the beer" and go back to the bar for it.

zgrowler2 posted:

And to you, sir goon.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
>dodge the next arrow by jumping to the ground, roll under the centaur and bite off his balls

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Well how the gently caress is he supposed to get off once we start buttfucking him then?

he should have thought that before killing us

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

wilderthanmild posted:

>Ask Joe Biden where it all went wrong.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
>take your clothes off, free the man and go stand with him near the cliff, so there are four balls at the edge of a cliff

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
>demand a handbeezy from the old man
>make him collect a shitload of weed
>fill flesh golem's rear end with weed smoke
>fly back to bar
>make vines grow to envelop every opening in the bar except one
>make the golem puff out the smoke in the bar

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

InfinEight posted:

>make weed and flesh golem copulate while you masturbate

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Get the balls and

7thBatallion posted:

Go get the goddamned beer, Jesus Christ.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
finally a crowd! goatse them all

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
>entangle satan with weed. if he burns it, he will get high and wont be a problem. engtagle homosex the 5th horseman with weed, give him a handbeezy and then make wife rape him, so he loses his power

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
>send golgotha first throught the goatse door
>make pretty dress from wife and wear it
>enter goatse.cx

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
>draw bob a mustache with your poo poo

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

plain blue jacket posted:

>Officiate gay marriage between famine and Homosex with gay hitler as the best man

Regalingualius posted:

>Grind up and snort Christ's bones, splitting the dust between you and Gay Black Hitler.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
>circ hitler

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Poland Spring posted:

Laugh. "I know your true name, demon. You are powerless before me. Death to the Great Satan. DEATH TO AMERICA!" and blast him with holy weed, making it sprout from every orifice.



While masturbating.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Wolfsheim posted:

I'm too lazy to find and quote the original, so:

>summon Diamond Joe Biden to destroy Satan

click the "xxx posted" to go to the original

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
pity we didn't get the branding iron. oh the things we would have done.

thanks atma for making these things.

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