hoobajoo posted:

Look, all I know is the description of teeth being raked over the head, even lightly, makes my skin crawl. Am I crazy for thinking no teeth is the best amount of teeth? Do most guys prefer teeth to be involved?

Koos Goop posted:

feedmegin posted:

So, uh, she's like 22 and you're like 28 and this is some enormous generational age gap to you?

hoobajoo posted:

No reason not to have the conversation, at any rate.

Violet_Sky posted:

I'm going to move into an apartment type place soon and was wondering: How do you have the sexytimes when other people might hear you? The loud-rear end stereo isn't an option; there's regulations on noise level.

KillHour posted:

I never understood that "say what you're doing" thing. Do people actually say "I'm sticking my penis in your vagina! This is loving! We're having sex!"? Who gets off on that?

Arcsquad12 posted:

In this case it's he difference between "this condom is hanging off my dick like a plastic bag" and "this condom is literally constricting my dick". I'm looking for a middle ground, not ego stroking.

Affi posted:

Will viagra and the like help with losing of bone because of exhaustion?

Like for example im having sex and really going at it and I start to get winded because shits hard work. And because I'm getting real tired I start losing my hard on.

This might not even be it. It could be that I'm losing my erection because Im worried about losing my erection when tired.

Anyway would viagra work in both of these situations?

OwlFancier posted:

I haven't asked the doctor because "doctor I gently caress too hard and collapse" seems like something they might think is a bit silly.

Affi posted:

Yes, I mean basically every dude is obsessed with his own penis in some way, so mention that. Also if you like him and compliment his dick and body don't forget him. As in don't forget to tell him you like him for more then his dick. That is way nicer to hear. Though not as sexy I guess.

Non Serviam posted:

I know you're correct here but "make plenty of her own" sounds revolting.

Dogfish posted:

So basically maybe just forget everything your lovely sex ed classes taught you and start from scratch.

Krillchin posted:

I have the opposite problem with my girlfriend enjoying PIV a lot and coming from it virtually every time, but me being completely unable to orgasm while having penetrative sex. I already wrote in this thread a few times this year and I'm checking in for an update. We're in the 13th month of our relationship and it's going super strong, we have literally no issues besides this small thing that worries us every now and then, but has become something we're quite used to. We have sex fairly frequently (~3-4 times a week) and it's always a lot of fun and enjoyable but I'm completely unable to reach orgasm through any kind of PIV stimulation and in the year we're together I managed to come four or five times after long and exhausting handjobs. I stopped masturbating for a few months without any kind of change so we developed the habit that I jack myself off after our sessions, which is satisfying enough for now. Sometimes the issue makes me feel quite broken though and having PIV orgasms is definitely something I want to experience someday. I take no medication, I'm in good shape physically and I don't suffer from too much stress usually, so the problem is definitely psychological. We tried doing sensate focus exercises, which didn't really help either and the mental blockade is as strong as ever.

Poil posted:

Can you get that kind of hair removal for facial hair?

AutisticAwl posted:

So prom is in a couple of days. My date and I have both never had sex before and we want to do it. We just don’t know where to go or what to do if we even get a place. Any tips or advice?

Jedit posted:

How about "What's it like?"

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Hyperlynx posted:

Very thread-appropriate PRIORITY OVER-RIDE, NEW BEHAVIOR DICTATED: MUST BREAK TARGET INTO COMPONENT MATERIALS

Hyperlynx posted:

Juffo-wup fills in my fibres and I grow turgid (snicker).

Qubee posted:

Real talk, I'd 100% buy a wand just for shits and giggles and hey making your partner ooze their consciousness out of their ear holes from the soul lifting orgasm is great and all, but I legitimately worry it would sorta hamstring stuff in the bedroom? Like right now, I'm used, and it's all me, but if we brought a wand into things, I feel like that'd totally supplant me and I kinda like making my partner feel good myself.

Imagine if there was a Fleshlight 2.0 that was amazing in every way and stimulated your prostate too and your gf got it for you, wouldn't you wanna gently caress the poo poo out of that every time instead of doing the usual thing with her?

So personal anecdotes of guys who've bought their girls a wand, what happened and did things change in a bad way?

Qubee posted:

Also, completely unrelated question: does vaginal sex feel good for women? Cause I've always been under the impression that clitoral stimulation is the money-maker, and vaginal is mainly for us guys to enjoy. So should I feel bad if I just want to have penetrative sex for 15 minutes or does she still get satisfaction out of it? She says yes but I don't know if it's god's honest truth or just her taking one for the team and my enjoyment.

Qubee posted:

Is there a thread that deals with relationship advice in general, or is this the defacto "sex, love and relationship" thread?

spb posted:

Any good Strats for eating pussy? I mostly do ordinary things like rubbing my face in it, breathing on it and doing the alphabet with my tongue. Hoping to pick up some Strats that I can use "in the bedroom".

Qubee posted:

Question for uncircumcised dudes (I guess circumcised guys can answer too): how easy are quickies for you? Like can you have sex that lasts <5 mins where you're able to actually finish just from intercourse?

Johnny Truant posted:

This is.. a joke, right?

Qubee posted:

Gave a girl an orgasm last night and she told me afterwards that she saw a really vivid sky blue colour and that it's never happened before. It was really cool but we both didn't really know what it meant, and I got the feeling it was more profound for her, whereas I was slightly confused but still hella excited about it. Told her we're gonna hit every colour of the rainbow.

But I was really curious so I googled it the next day and it turns out there's a thing called orgasm synesthesia, which is awesome.

spb posted:

Can we please make it mandatory to post "YMMV" after every post in here? I'm seriously getting pissed off that my kinks are being ridiculed even though they are just as normal as cis piv sex is percieved "as normal". Namaste.

AlbieQuirky posted:

I don’t miss MY GIRLFRIEND but it’s a reminder of a simpler time.

zaurg posted:

When I was younger if I couldn't achieve orgasm during sex (rare) or even just playing around a bit, teasing, w/o release I'd get painful "blue balls" that if I didn't take care of, would last a long time and come back quickly within just a couple minutes of being aroused.

Now at age 41 I can often have sex for a while, a good hour or so, not be able to achieve orgasm sometimes, and I'm fine with it. No pain. No blue balls. Just feel exhausted and "ah, kinda tired, time for bed". Then can go for multiple days after that without sex/masturbating and perfectly fine with it.

Dr gives me a clean bill of health w/ physical and blood work. I don't take any medication. I don't take any drugs but I do drink alcohol some. I exercise regularly.

Does this simply indicate lower testosterone? I've never had it tested. I'm really fine with all of this but if it's an indication of a health issue I'd prefer to find the answer and a fix if possible. And my partner would prefer I didn't have this issue of course.