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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



777 found alive in cuba. Reported havana good time

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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Rad Russian posted:

Yeah I know about that part. I'm just confused about CNN report that Malaysia is going to fly planes along this plane's route trying to spot something. I would assume they should know the exact location right away and could have had a plane/boat there within a few hours. Imagine the pilot miraculously lands it in water (like Hudson) and then everyone just freezes waiting there for a day+.

if the plane hit the ocean, it probably broke up into a zillion little pieces most of which sank and it could be days before wreckage is sighted. It's just past noon in vietnam now, so I guess this happened in nighttime as well.

edit: I guess they know it disappeared over water

ethanol fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Mar 8, 2014

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



:lost::lost::lost::lost::lost::lost::lost::lost::lost::lost::lost::lost::lost::lost::lost::lost::lost::lost::lost::lost:

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



If they cant find a drat plane I may trundle off to the gumdrop village and have tea with mrs weathersby while gossiping about cute boys.

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Mar 10, 2014

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Has anybody even considered the time travel angle? This investigation seems lacking

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



rocket_man38 posted:

So why is the US Navy not helping out much? Are we too good to help?

Things the us navy does:

1.cruise around and look threatening
2.sit around and play halo
3. Occasionally drill
4. Complain

There's simply not enough time to do all these things and help other countries find people lost at sea

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Chinatown posted:

Guys. Its gone.

Are you sure????

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Rick Rickshaw posted:

CNN is now using lunchroom props (frozen pizza cardboard) to illustrate pinging range. Did they fire their graphics department?



Looks more like a hand puppet rendition of empire strikes back

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I'm not sure but I think I just saw the plane run across my backyard with a six pack of bud

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



To help find the plane, I've flown the same route in microsoft flight simulator three hundred times now, each with a different in-flight failure. Each flight model ended the same.. all passengers dead and the plane on the bottom of the ocean. I've submitted my results to Malaysian airlines and president obama but they have not gotten back to me

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Chinatown posted:

Its...gone, guys.

where did it go china town

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



The Risk posted:

Fifth signal 'unlikely' related to Flight 370

Thanks CNN please let me know when they find the plane...I don't care of every little detail.

same (to you)

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Joke is on him, no cell towers at the bottom of the ocean. Should have tried whale calls

Wait. Is that a real picture of the plane???? The horizon indicator indicates safe and level flight!

This is a loving conspiracy

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-dloo-doo-doo-doo-doo...

I'm pinging in the rain
Just pinging in the rain
What a glorious feelin'
I'm happy again
I'm laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for love
Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I've a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
Just pingin',
pingin' in the rain

Pingin' in the rain
Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah
Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah
I'm happy again!
I'm pingin' and dancin' in the rain!

I'm dancin' and pingin' in the rain...

Why am I smiling
And why do I ping?
Why does September
Seem sunny as spring?
Why do I get up
Each morning and start?
Happy and head up
With joy in my heart
Why is each new task
A trifle to do?
Because I am living
A life full of you.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



The plane is gone
The plane is gone away
The plane is gone baby
The plane is gone away
You know the plane is gone baby
And you'll be sorry someday

The plane is gone
It's gone away from me
The plane is gone baby
The plane is gone away from me
Although, I'll still live on
But so lonely I'll be

The plane is gone
It's gone away for good
The plane is gone baby
It's gone away for good
Someday I'll know the plane is gone
Just like I know a good man should

You know it's free, free now baby
It's free from your spell
Oh it's free, free, free now
it's free from your spell

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Slap Happy posted:

They're sending a submarine down now

send the blind to look for the dead

gently caress I'm high
:catdrugs:

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Zogo posted:

Breaking News: US Navy to deploy $7,000,000,000 stealth destroyer named USS Elmo Zumwalt. Maybe it can find the plane.

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/navy-just-christened-most-futuristic-150000016.html


:lol: "I rely on god" x100

*plane crashes*

I wish they spent more on it

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



did anybody think to ask kim jong? Maybe he accidentally ate the plane and feels bad about it

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Chinatown posted:

*looks at you while raising hands to sky*

Its loving gone, guys.

chinatown, I'm starting to think you're behind all of this

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



The plane has hit the second tower

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Chinatown posted:

Guys, its....well, you know.

It's pregnant again ?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



What plane?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i'm really glad they found mh370's tail section

feels like closure

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




drat I forgot how pretty that girl doing the vocals was

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



mstrkrft posted:

It's been a few months so I must ask, is the plane found yet?

no

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Pro tip: do not open up your conspiracy theory article with "am I crazy to think blah blah blah?"

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



the plane's been found in cuba. reported havana good time

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Finally, we found it

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Chinatown posted:

Some plane in Europe crashed and they found it in like 5 minutes. :rip:

That Malaysian one is still gone though.

praying for all those on board both airlines, as well as all those now on the mountainside

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Zogo posted:



The day might come when completely automated planes are feasible and trusted. Removing crazy terrorists and the suicidal from the equation.

reprogram the plane to fly itself into the ground

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



amityville anus posted:

Did they found it yet?

apparently it crashed into a mountain

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Kilmers Elbow posted:

They've found MH370's anchor!



We're getting close guys.

that's a crossbow

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i still have high hopes for the people on that plane

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



But where did it go???

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



gnarlyhotep posted:

when Chinatown says "It's gone" he's actually talking about his dick

But where did it go

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Zogo posted:

Mathematician May Have Just Solved The Mystery Of Missing Flight MH370
https://www.yahoo.com/travel/mathematician-may-have-just-solved-the-mystery-of-121124580772.html

"His computer models suggest that the flight entered a vertical dive over the Indian Ocean, entering the water cleanly and without breaking up."


PS anyone buying shirts?

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=mh370+shirt&tbm=shop

ah finally confirmation the plane is gone

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



what plane

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



i just saw a shadow of a plane move quickly across my patio

is it possible that i've found the plane

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



How can a plane full of passengers just disappear

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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Chinatown posted:

its still gone, guys

calm down

It's not gone until I say it's gone

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