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A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
anime did malaysian 9/11

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A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Fallom posted:

I'm sorry this happened, not because of the lives lost but because of the inevitable legislative response.

watch bush start a loving war

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Telesphorus posted:

aren't you more likely to get hit by lightning or get rabies than die in a plane crash or something? Im sure this fuct that statistic up

not really, there are like 7 billion people in the world, 230 aint gonna do poo poo to those statistics.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Drunk & Ugly posted:

MADNESS
but bob has a point

edit sorry bob2 dont wanna misquote

bob2 died a month ago though, i smell something fishy

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Negative Entropy posted:

Why doesn't Tomnod have a computer program scanning the map for colors and shapes which roughly correspond with life rafts, oil slicks, and wreckage?

Because then people would have to comb through them anyways for false positives, of which there will be a LOT.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

The Casualty posted:

Nyanjet will descend from the heavens, trailing a sparkling rainbow, right into the Ganges, which it shall purify with cuteness and flaming jet fuel.

i second this

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
i see

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
almost... like someone trying to fly without instruments after an electrical failure

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Remember that lovely TV show The Event that was cancelled after half a season? Remember that plane? That's what happened to this plane.

no, actually, i dont remember that.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

so, the cia created a race of psychics to stop terrorists from flying a plane into the president? or something like that? that looks really dumb.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
im p sure the vast majority of the hardcore flight sim community would laugh at him for "only" having three monitors. that poo poo aint nothing.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Why would you kill the passengers if you were hijacking the plane? For almost any conceivable purpose you're better off with the passengers as hostages.

what if the hijacker is a REALLY horny necrophiliac

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

ShutteredIn posted:

We.................didn't..................find..................poo poo.......

they sure as poo poo found some microphones

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

goatse.cx posted:

Malaysia flight MH370: Pitbull song lyrics bear uncanny resemblance to missing plane mystery:http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...ry-9189228.html

Lyrics include 'Two passports, three cities, two countries, one day'<...>Pitbull's lines include 'Now it's off to Malaysia' and 'Two passports, three cities, two countries, one day'.

Watch Shakira/Pitbul video.

At 2:33 it flashed quickly scene with bus and on it there is graphic of TRIDENT with King and Snake.

Trident has been in news non-stop.Ukraine Coat of Arms is Trident,Two SEALs that overdosed on ship worked for Trident group,Navy commander found dead in Orange Park,FL went to Trident Academy,Maserati ad during Superbowl for first time and their logo is Trident.
Even Malaysia logo is bird that looks like Trident on side.
King might refer to prince William who "coincidentally" is having vacation in Maldivi,not that far from disappeared plane.
Snake represents Satan.

Shakira is 37 years old,Pitbull is 33 years old.

Flight number was MH370 on flight that suppose to be 3700 kilometers.

If you multiply 3x7x37 you get 777 as Boeing 777.
Flight MH370.....M is 13th letter,H is 8th (8+13=21),again multipley 21 with 37 and you get 777.

33 is number of SACRIFICE and not sure what 37 should be BUT

Last year Asiana crash in California was also Boeing 777,crashed in SF which is on 37th degree and flew from Soul which is on 37.33 degree while killing 3 Chinese girls.

Fukushima power plant disaster also occurred in March 2011 on 37th degree in Japan with 37 injuries.

Coincidentally Air France 447 crash near Brazil was on 3.03 degree and almost on exact same north parallel as disappearance of MH370.




Missing plane make number: 777

33 and 777 known to carry numerology significance in illuminati/occult rituals: 11, 13 and 33: The Illuminati / Freemason Signature

British occultist/freemason/magician Aleister Crowley wrote occult tome Liber 777 Vel Prolegoma Symbolica Ad Systemam Sceptico-Mysticae Viae Explicande, Fundamentum Hieroglyphicum Sanctissimorum Scientiae Summae. Aleister Crowley was a heroin addict bisexual satan-worshipper known as "The Beast 666" and known member of freemason.


777 appear along side other masonic imagery during 2013 MTV VMA






Discuss.

ok, now do it in base 12.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

PleasureKevin posted:

Someone is suggesting that the plane is being controlled by remote, because some thing happened in a sub-optimal reception area for sat phones.



ok, NOW we have the dumbest theory

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Road_Warrior posted:

There's heaps of radar up there, that area is near the border junction of China, India and some other shithole, a rather sensitive region for border disputes, if either one of those wankers saw an unknown aircraft of that size passing through they'd chuck so many Flankers and Migs up there to chase it, there would be more fighter pilots up there than passengers :getin:

Off the top of my head near the China/Kyrgyzstan border you'd have... Kashmir, Tibet, Xinjiang and a small portion of Afghanistan. I'd be really impressed if someone got a 777 through there without getting noticed.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Are we seriously using Tumblrs of self proclaimed hobby pilots as sources now?

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

LastCaress posted:

The aircraft was transporting 4 tons of mangosteens to China

Plane spotted flying over Missouri

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
So I just thought of something really obvious. If some terrorists hijack a plane and does nothing with it for a week or two, you know what they're probably going to do with it? Nothing. Just hide it really well so people keep looking for it. Then while everyone's on the lookout for a plane, you derail some trains, set off carbombs, kill some politicians, just anything like that that has nothing to do with planes because everyone will be busy and focused on trying to find the plane and mostly putting other security matters on the back burner.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

concerned mom posted:

Not literally everyone is looking for the plane.


Posted from my search and rescue ship in the south china seas

well of course not everyone is, but there's going to be more resources dedicated to it that would normally be dedicated to other areas. it just needs to create a weakness in other defenses, not make them disappear.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
Australia finds crashed plane, all bodies of Asian passengers sent to island detention center until deportation possible.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Terrorists are less scary than planes randomly catching fire imo.

yeah, terrorists are actually pretty rad sometimes

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

yeah, rip

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
couldnt we just fly around the radar poo poo and come in from the south?

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

henpod posted:

What is the sound of one plane disappearing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGXnQRduixI

A Fancy 400 lbs fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Mar 21, 2014

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
What a lovely Orthodox Jew, who the gently caress doesn't fly on the Sabbath but writes out God?

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A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Zogo posted:

BREAKING NEWS

GoonBoat lost at sea: no survivors.

nothing of value was lost

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