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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
not sure how I would know someone on that plane

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Viet Cong shot it down

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
somebody turned their drat cellphone on and bam, crash

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

abigserve posted:

got a malaysian airlines flight next month to KL, good

good

edit by which i mean terrible for everyone involved

take a parachute

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Three Olives posted:

:siren: Lost over the China Sea :siren: according to Malaysian Airlines.

it spun in

there were no survivors

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

WastedJoker posted:

This thread is sinking without a trace



rudyyyyyyy!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

your a weird dude Three Olives

shhh he's attempting edgy humor, we need to encourage that

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Three Olives posted:

It was a Fox News joke.

well I still appreciate the effort

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
make sure the black box has pidgin installed

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Three Olives posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_Airlines_Flight_261

One of the most horrific plane crashes in history for the passengers. The horizontal stabilizer got hosed and the plane when into a dive and the pilot managed to fly it upside down for around 10 minutes before the stabilizer totally broke and it nose dived into the ocean while other pilots watched.

sounds like a stabilizer problem, not a buddy system problem

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

bahahhahaa

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I like this theory best

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Three Olives posted:

Is this the same Boeing that is the second largest US defense contractor that is routinely involved in highly classified government projects that finds itself in the middle of an international incident involving China and several other major Asian countries?

come on 3O it's not the X files

the plane is just a Boeing, like thousands of other planes

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Emanuel Collective posted:

where s the plane

I can guarantee you it's not under my bed

I looked twice

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

so, the cia created a race of psychics to stop terrorists from flying a plane into the president? or something like that? that looks really dumb.

it's a show on network TV, so yeah chances are it's dumb

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I haven't been following it, so did they find the plane yet

I'm guessing no

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Three Olives posted:

The stupid thing is CNN has a mostly independent network that runs 24/7 programming worldwide from their own studios in Atlanta, New York, London and Hong Kong yet US CNN rarely, rarely cuts to it even in dead hours, only occasionally for major breaking international news. That and it is only barely available in the US, pretty much only in major international business centers despite being almost ubiquitous worldwide.

so have they found it yet or what

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Welp, pack it in airline people, this missing plane proves that we shouldn't be flying around up there in the air

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

bathroom sounds posted:

Is that why the high school girls always stay the same age? :tinfoil:

the plane is here in Austin

Matthew McConaughey is making a bong out of it as we speak

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
truth in advertising

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Zero One posted:

That's an A380

:effort:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
facts:

there was a plane visible

there is no longer a plane visible

possible explanation:

the plane was flying over an ocean

the plane has limited fuel

the plane crashed into the ocean when it ran out of fuel or when the pilot crashed it


can someone double check my theories here

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

abigserve posted:

cause if a plane hits the ocean you can find it (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_France_Flight_447 <- found in four days)

p sure there was a lot less ocean to check in that case, but then I'm no expert

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Solice Kirsk posted:

I can't believe there is nothing else interesting going on in the entire world that this "mystery" is getting 24 hour news coverage. Why can't Russia bomb Ukraine so we can ha e something interesting to read about?

Russia drop the plane on Ukraine

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Petey posted:

i hope this thread crashes into the ocean with all passengers aboard

it already has :lost:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

reagan posted:

has anyone seen lowtax since the 8th?

CEO: plane carrying a shitload of mangosteens

yes, he has posted a youtube video of him playing a bad videogame so all is right with the world there

no goontomb just yet

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

James Polk posted:

great, noted forums troll myshl0ng is here to really stir the pot :rolleyes:

we're having a serious discussion here

yes because this is a forum for serious discussion

bwahahha

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

nnnotime posted:

Which episode of Star Trek is this from? I love the Cisco.
EDIT: Or is it Sulu I love? I can't recall.

thats Picard you drat racist

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Copley Depot posted:

its just my mom relax everyone

yeah like your mom is aerodynamic

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
why would you want an off switch on it?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Crankit posted:

i think there's been another one every day this week

and Obama is covering it up

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMZCWuJ82G8

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

bonestructure posted:

pix or it didn't happen

text message disappeared over the indian ocean

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Orkin Mang posted:

i hope they find some gnarly old corpses

:(

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
they should sell 239 tickets to be on the re-enactment flight

"this time we're filming it"

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

SweetKarma posted:

Any new news?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

mstrkrft posted:

So is this what it's come down to in GBS? Chinatown posts once per page "GUYS ITS GONE LOL" and you all shitpost the same thing around it?


im ok with this. 5

welcome to thread

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
now we know that planes cannot fly in water, or in trees

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
have they looked in the trees

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