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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I'm sure Red Bulls fans are loving this.

edit: MannotgonnaconvertthatPK

edit 2: I think I can actually hear BC Place deflating over the broadcast.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 06:23 on May 15, 2014

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Since someone was to lazy to provide a link or any other info (:cheeky:), I shall:

New England Revolution (MLS) at Richmond Kickers (USL PRO) OR vs. N.Y. Greek American Atlas (USASA)
New York Red Bulls (MLS) at New York Cosmos (NASL) OR vs. Brooklyn Italians (NPSL)
Philadelphia Union (MLS) vs. Harrisburg City Islanders (USL PRO) / Baltimore Bohemians (PDL) winner
D.C. United (MLS) at Rochester Rhinos (USL PRO) OR vs. Reading United (PDL)
Columbus Crew (MLS) vs. Dayton Dutch Lions (USL PRO) / Indy Eleven (NASL) winner
Chicago Fire (MLS) vs. RWB Adria (USASA) / Pittsburgh Riverhounds (USL PRO) winner
Sporting Kansas City (MLS) vs. Minnesota United (NASL) / Des Moines Menace (USASA) winner
Houston Dynamo (MLS) vs. Laredo Heat (PDL) / Fort Lauderdale Strikers (NASL) winner
FC Dallas (MLS) vs. NTX Rayados (USASA) / San Antonio Scorpions (NASL) winner
LA Galaxy (MLS) at Arizona United SC (USL PRO) OR vs. Oklahoma City Energy (USL PRO)
San Jose Earthquakes (MLS) vs. Fresno Fuego (PDL) / Sacramento Republic (USL PRO) winner
Chivas USA (MLS) at Carolina RailHawks (NASL) OR vs. Charlotte Eagles (USL PRO)
Seattle Sounders (MLS) at LA Galaxy II (USL PRO) OR vs. PSA Elite (USASA)
Real Salt Lake (MLS) at Atlanta Silverbacks (NASL) OR vs. Chattanooga FC (NPSL)
Portland Timbers (MLS) at Charleston Battery (USL PRO) OR vs. Orlando City U-23s (PDL)
Colorado Rapids (MLS) vs. Tampa Bay Rowdies (NASL) / Orlando City (USL PRO) winner

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Full list of 4th round matchups

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 16:35 on May 29, 2014

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Alright Montreal, troll the poo poo out of some Mexican teams next year, k?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Or he's referring to the long-rear end weather delay.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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"Wait, why is the ref squaring up against Kenny Cooper on the sideline...oh wait, that's what PSA's uniforms look like."

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Sounders get a PK, don't gently caress it up (unlike last year).

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Hello Towel posted:

Chicago literally just passed along the back line for like three straight minutes.

Riveting stuff. :geno:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asTgXMFoZ-s&t=11s

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
And thus begins the Sounders' rout.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
At 50', PSA recorded their first shot (and it was on goal too!)

And Kenny Cooper with the worst-looking bicycle kick goal. 4-0 Sounders.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Jun 19, 2014

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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@ChiFireMatch posted:

Just as teams re-take the field from halftime, thunder sets back in... The game is back into delay until further notice. #cf97 #USOC2014

Oh, and it's 5-0 Seattle.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Next round matchups (home team listed first):

Tuesday, June 24

7 pm ET – Philadelphia Union (MLS) vs. New York Cosmos (NASL)
7:30 pm ET – Carolina RailHawks (NASL) vs. LA Galaxy (MLS)
8:30 pm ET – Sporting Kansas City (MLS) vs. Portland Timbers (MLS)
9 pm ET – Colorado Rapids (MLS) vs. Atlanta Silverbacks (NASL)
9 pm ET – Houston Dynamo (MLS) vs. FC Dallas (MLS)
10:30 pm ET – Seattle Sounders (MLS) vs. San Jose Earthquakes (MLS)

Wednesday, June 25

7:30 pm ET – New England Revolution (MLS) vs. Rochester Rhinos (USL)
8:30 pm ET – Chicago Fire (MLS) vs. Columbus Crew (MLS)

Benne posted:

It's not a true USOC game until we have an awkward white man bicycle kick. Good work Cooper.

If anyone wants to see this, here you go.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Jun 19, 2014

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Gin Soaked Ape posted:

there is a random aspect to determine who has claim on home turf but the teams can negotiate to buy home field from the other

They got rid of that last Open Cup, it's straight up coin flips now.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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El Jebus posted:

Wait, Yedlin is back and playing but Dempsey isn't? Or is Dempsey a league play only kind of guy/needs his rest?

Dempsey played every minute in the World Cup, whereas Yedlin only played, what, 100 minutes?

Also Dempsey is doing Letterman tonight. Kinda impossible to do both.


Benne posted:

Sounders lineup:

Frei

Yedlin
Marshall
Scott
Anibaba

Evans
Alonso
Pineda
Neagle

Barrett
Weaver


Thrilled at having Yedlin back, not so thrilled at watching Cam Weaver again.

Huh, what happened to Hahnemann getting all of the OC matches?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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5 minutes in and this game is already more entertaining than NED-ARG.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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The camera work is definitely making this hard to watch, like when the camera is 5-10 seconds behind where the ball is.

drat you post :argh:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Portland commentator can't tell Chad/other Chad/Cam apart and it's getting annoying.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Dear Cursed Monkey Paw,

Please have somebody, wearing black, score a goal, past Ricketts, in this USOC match at Starfire Complex taking place on July 9, 2014.

There, I think I covered it.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Dammit Ricketts :argh:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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The reffing is dildos.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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ALONSO!!!!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Because of what he had to do put it in or the fact that Alonso is probably the worst shooter in our lineup?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Thank you Frei

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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According to the broadcast both goals got taken off the board.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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YES YES YES

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I didn't know f.lux was tuned to Starfire's lights.

Wait, one of Portland's coaching staff got sent off too?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I love it when Cooper scores against Portland.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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:fork:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Seattle's Starting X11:

Frei
Yedlin Anibaba Scott Evans (C)
Neagle Alonso Rose Pappa
Cooper Barrett

I think I'd rather see us play with 10 men then have Anibaba play CB again. :stonk:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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CHAD BARRETT OWN ZONE!!!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I know it's still the first half, but :fork:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I hope not, because that almost worked for you guys :argh:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Awwww, no Oba-flip :smith:

Jesus Christ Chicago, could you at least pretend to try?

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Aug 14, 2014

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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crocodile posted:

aaahhhahahahaha


crocodile posted:

aaahhhahahahaha


crocodile posted:

aaahhhahahahaha

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Why even bother with stoppage time?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Ref assignments released

Yay for dodging the Salazar/Toledo bullet.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Amazing sequence...how Clint didn't put that in I don't know :smith:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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:ssh: FRS has it, without commentators to boot :ssh:

^^^ Had a decent chance just a second ago. Seattle had 2 really great looks, just couldn't finish. Seattle has had the majority of possession, but not by a staggering amount (60/40 at worst).

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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That was a bullshit foul call.

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