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Party Boat posted:Adam someone is selling your picture on ebay Ahahaha god drat
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Adam Bowen posted:At least right now all of the SJW fuckwits are occupied in this thread and aren't making GBS threads up the rest of the forum with bullshit gender politics. I hate to break it to you but there's this new feature called "having more than one tab open at a time." Your heroic martyrdom has done nothing. They sing no songs in tumblr, nor do they celebrate heroes. For silent is that dismal realm and cheerless. Yet the story of gamers.txt and the 100% man who defended it is whispered across the internet. And when a new arrival asks about the one to whom even Anita bows her head, the answer is always the same. Adam Bowen stood alone at Something Awful, and that answer is enough.
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:"n-no mom, I haven't been visiting anywhere called 'futaforums.net,' I don't know how that got in our search history" -- Adam Bowen, age 25 Having been on the internet for some time, I can confirm that most futa art does not, in fact, have "balls", the defining metric that Adam Bowen uses to define gender. You are either a ballhaver or you are not a ballhaver, and that is all that needs to be said about the subject.
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ShadowMar posted:how long until you post "Haha I was the puppetmaster all along!" Ha ha! The joke is on you! I was merely pretending to be retarded!
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Apr 24, 2014 23:39
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Mirthless posted:Did you know that browsers made in the last ten years have tabs that you can switch between with a single click? Lizard Wizard posted:Counterpoint: that's how Tails Got Trolled was created. Correction: that's how TGT was created, until it and its fans went so far up their own asses that it became unironic and very, very unfunny.
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Apr 24, 2014 23:39
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 I would consider taking suggestions for an :adambowen: smilie but  already exists.
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Delusibeta posted:
The no smoking symbol but instead of a cigarette it's a pair of balls
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KittyEmpress posted:Nah it's totally fine, don't hate people. Hate is totally bad for you. You still haven't responded to my post. Is it because my level of fitness has completely ruined your attempt to fat shame me? Or is it because you realized that I was right and fat shaming people (even people you don't like) is harmful to all people who struggle with weight, particularly women, and killed yourself out of shame? In case you missed it: Adam Bowen posted:Hey check it out it's the self-proclaimed feminist who also likes to engage in fat shaming, even though fat shaming is one of the most anti-feminist things a person can do!
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kirbysuperstar posted:Ha ha! The joke is on you! I was merely pretending to be retarded! He stole my favorite trick.
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Adam Bowen posted:You still haven't responded to my post. Is it because my level of fitness has completely ruined your attempt to fat shame me? Or is it because you realized that I was right and fat shaming people (even people you don't like) is harmful to all people who struggle with weight, particularly women, and killed yourself out of shame? If that stock photo is of you then take your own photo that we can't find online. Oh, gotta prove you're a guy too so, y'know. Remember to tag it as NSFW!
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ImpAtom posted:I hate to break it to you but there's this new feature called "having more than one tab open at a time." Your heroic martyrdom has done nothing. Even if no one else does, I appreciate this.
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Adam Bowen posted:You still haven't responded to my post. Is it because my level of fitness has completely ruined your attempt to fat shame me? Or is it because you realized that I was right and fat shaming people (even people you don't like) is harmful to all people who struggle with weight, particularly women, and killed yourself out of shame? No you're a fatty and I don't really care. Go on with your oppressed minority rant you proto-SJW. I'm sure the plight of the brony and the neckbeard will call to you next. Or maybe the plight of people who say m'lady, or wear fedoras??? The world may never know.
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Adam Bowen posted:You still haven't responded to my post. Is it because my level of fitness has completely ruined your attempt to fat shame me? Or is it because you realized that I was right and fat shaming people (even people you don't like) is harmful to all people who struggle with weight, particularly women, and killed yourself out of shame? shut up fatty
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Apr 24, 2014 23:48
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Adam Bowen posted:You still haven't responded to my post. Is it because my level of fitness has completely ruined your attempt to fat shame me? Or is it because you realized that I was right and fat shaming people (even people you don't like) is harmful to all people who struggle with weight, particularly women, and killed yourself out of shame? you dropped a cheeto in your belly button better get an excavation team on that, stat
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ShadowMar posted:shut up fatty actually never stop posting please mr bowen
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drat, you owned us with that googled photo.
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Apr 24, 2014 23:50
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If you get so offended about people mocking your body that you feel compelled to crack and post a photo, regardless of whether or not it's actually you, you're kind of a loser hth
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Apr 24, 2014 23:52
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When you're having an argument with a legion of morons and you drop a post that makes every single one of them try to change the subject, what else can you call it besides owned?
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Adam Bowen posted:You still haven't responded to my post. Is it because my level of fitness has completely ruined your attempt to fat shame me? Or is it because you realized that I was right and fat shaming people (even people you don't like) is harmful to all people who struggle with weight, particularly women, and killed yourself out of shame? Slime posted:Take a pic of you holding a piece of paper with today's date on it. E: Oh boy, here comes the puppetmaster defense!
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Yo nerds you better stop messing with Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen's brother Adam "Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen's brother" Bowen. This is me irl so don't start messing with me either we'll beat you up
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Squallege posted:Yo nerds you better stop messing with Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen's brother Adam "Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen's brother" Bowen. This is me irl so don't start messing with me either we'll beat you up Pssh, like anyone would be scared of a jobber like you.
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Apr 24, 2014 23:53
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 This is a picture of Adam Bowen's girlfriends, not a single one of them has balls
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 ^me irl what now, skeletor goethe.cx fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Apr 25, 2014 |
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I dunno guys I think he can win this
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Oh I feel awful I reported you now Adam Bowen, you've been quite a font of comedy. 5'd the thread, please disregard my report Kewpuh and keep this crazy train going.
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Apr 24, 2014 23:56
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Adam Bowen posted:You still haven't responded to my post. Is it because my level of fitness has completely ruined your attempt to fat shame me? Or is it because you realized that I was right and fat shaming people (even people you don't like) is harmful to all people who struggle with weight, particularly women, and killed yourself out of shame? fat people should exercise imho thats why i am
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chaos rhames posted:I dunno guys I think he can win this He just needs to get the energy of every neckbeard on the internet but even they can't lift their arms up.
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Scratch-O posted:E: Oh boy, here comes the puppetmaster defense! My webcam is broken, I'd go get a new one but I tore my ACL last week and I'm not going to make the effort it currently takes to leave the house just to please a bunch of loving shut-ins on SA.
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And you obviously don't own a phone that was made in the last 10 years, either. Guys just take his word, he's a real fuckin' man and he's not here to prove anything to you chumps.
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Adam Bowen posted:My webcam is broken, I'd go get a new one but I tore my ACL last week and I'm not going to make the effort it currently takes to leave the house just to please a bunch of loving shut-ins on SA. In the year 2014, being unable to find a camera is probably a sign of being an idiot, hth.
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Adam Bowen posted:My webcam is broken, I'd go get a new one but I tore my ACL last week and I'm not going to make the effort it currently takes to leave the house just to please a bunch of loving shut-ins on SA. Well clearly you have an iPhone, use that you dummy
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Adam Bowen posted:My webcam is broken, I'd go get a new one but I tore my ACL last week and I'm not going to make the effort it currently takes to leave the house just to please a bunch of loving shut-ins on SA. You probably broke it by sitting on it
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when I feel that I'm entered into a hostile discussion where people are going to be mean online to me and stop me from having a fun time I have a glass of water or something
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Adam Bowen posted:My webcam is broken, I'd go get a new one but I tore my ACL last week and I'm not going to make the effort it currently takes to leave the house just to please a bunch of loving shut-ins on SA.  I was gonna call you the king of shut-ins but alas you are merely the jack.
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Adam Bowen posted:My webcam is broken, I'd go get a new one but I tore my ACL last week and I'm not going to make the effort it currently takes to leave the house just to please a bunch of loving shut-ins on SA. Adam Bowen, Sexlord Elect and Gender Marshall, posting from the year 2003 via his 100% maleness.
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Adam Bowen posted:When you're having an argument with a legion of morons and you drop a post that makes every single one of them try to change the subject, what else can you call it besides owned? Literally no one else is changing the subject, if anything you are pretty much the only one who wants to leave the subject.
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:
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Toad King posted:
I don't think that being stuck at home for a while because of a sports injury is generally what shut-in refers to.
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