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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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Ostentatious posted:

rename AJ Styles El Hijo de Roman Reigns and make him wrestle in a rubber John Cena mask

Please stop stealing my El Torito pushes

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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why target?

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flashy_mcflash posted:

Eli Drake and EC3 are as good on the mic as comedians Norm MacDonald and Bill Burr.

I would pay unholy sums of money to watch Norm MacDonald commentate wrestling

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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Intruder posted:

Cole has also wrestled that doesn't make him a wrestler

It makes him a journalist

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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You'd never know it thanks to staging, film editing, and his outfits, but Kevin Nash is only 4'9"

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Gonzo McFee posted:

Roman should gently caress Dean. They should be a badass gay couple that feud with jilted lover Seth Rollins.

Then they should all kiss.

whoa hey don't spoil my fanfic bro

Prokhor Zakharov
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His body is ready

For gay roids

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Chris James 2 posted:

Yeah, Tom Hardy seems like one of those actors who absolutely wouldn't mind doing that kind of thing even if it didn't call for it or a stunt guy offered to do it instead

Hardy had to be the one strapped in because his face is in the center of the shot. He said it was the hardest scene in the whole movie cause he had to keep his eyes open the whole time despite all the sand and grit kicked up by the vehicles in the desert.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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WrasslorMonkey posted:

Oops, I forgot to give 70's Roman a chicken



It's like looking into the future!!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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MotU posted:

are you jerry lawler

dang

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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Ziggler is a legitimately good to great wrestler who is absolutely poisoned by his fossil-grade stale gimmick.

Prokhor Zakharov
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Prokhor Zakharov
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i can't believe chris regal has died

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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Chris Regal so loved TNA that he became TNA

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Jerusalem posted:

Wait... people pay money for gifs?

Why?

If you don't take money for gifs then who the gently caress is cashing all these checks I keep mailing!?

Prokhor Zakharov
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Y'all won't talk poo poo when Russo books a Vole On A Pole With A Hole match, instantly garnering ******

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

I will grant the guy that sub Ellsworth is really jarring as a gimmick in 2017 PG WWE though.

Vince McMahon

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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projecthalaxy posted:

I am starving, as Mark Henry burst into my home and rolled up all my pots and pans.

you think you've got it bad wait till you see what he did to my Very Straight Rebar™ collection

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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Aphrodite posted:

He's 43 years old.

Please stop doxing me

Prokhor Zakharov
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The funniest thing about Ryback is that he talked a lot of poo poo about CM Punk and then became CM Punk But Way Dumber

Prokhor Zakharov
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Ringo Roadagain posted:

Jake's obsession with Kenny getting really creepy at this point where he is making up narratives to paint Kenny as a terrible person and has also accused him of "playing gay"

Uh does this dude know that Kenny is openly bisexual and that accusing a bi person of 'playing gay' or being 'fake gay' is borderline hate speech?

Prokhor Zakharov
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Gotcha so he's just a shithead. This dude seems really really interested on what Kenny Omega does with his dick.

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Ringo Roadagain posted:

nah the tweet I posted and ones where he accuses kenny of playing gay came after someone told him about the interviews

here



This is hella gross

Prokhor Zakharov
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Gonzo McFee posted:

To be fair having sex with Ibushi doesn't confirm that you're bi/gay/straight, just that you have eyes.

Ibushi is everyone's Manic Pixie Dream Psycho

Prokhor Zakharov
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MassRafTer posted:

Jake doesn't really have a wrestling platform but he hates Kenny and hates Meltzer so he's really predictable when it comes to takes. If you want some bad takes head on over for some WWE apologism or bashing of those two (or maybe some tweets about how Kenny is faking being bi.) He sucks.

Thank God this dumb dumb guy is here to defend bi people with his biphobic conspiracy theories

Prokhor Zakharov
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Grapplers 1 through 35 are on to you buddy

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Rovert are these allegations true?

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The right wing cultists of American politics have been programmed for decades now to think of the Saudis as "the good arabs", ever since Bush held hands and made out with them back in the day.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

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This Crown Jewel poo poo is like if Russo were somehow booking real life

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That sounds awesome because Vince saying "This guy's really funny!" has been the kiss of death for far too many great performers

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DarkstarIV posted:

"Has wrestling been damaged by liberal/victim society?"


Of course there are some gems as replies:





:psyduck: is the only reaction I can muster.

Reminder that the 'taking the piss' Kevin was doing was just straight up calling people he didn't like faggots and homos on Twitter and saying that he would murder his son if he came out as gay.

Prokhor Zakharov
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So if people hadn't been outraged then the plan was just for Dean to just keep harp on Roman's cancer forever? Cause that doesn't seem like it's any better than Stink Bane.

Prokhor Zakharov
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Yeah what WWE needs is some BEWM SHAKALOOOO

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JBL parachute account spotted

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Top 10 Lucha

1. Booyaka
2. Booyaka
3. 6.
4. 1.
5. 9.
6. Booyaka
7. Booyaka
8. Rey
9. Mysterio
10. Sin Cara

Prokhor Zakharov
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This dude has like 50 of these tweets per day. I'd almost calm him a bot (especially with the username) but jesus why would anyone set that up?

Prokhor Zakharov
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Its 45 words long and he tagged Trump lmao, real subtle

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El Gallinero Gros posted:

Missing fact: Borne died at 55 because of it, and never fulfilled his potential.

Didn't he OD on opiates?

Prokhor Zakharov
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she just said an oopsie no no gamer wrestle word not a big deal at all

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Prokhor Zakharov
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Sanguinia posted:

Yes, the SJW Agenda will ruin AEW, just like they did Star Wars and Captain Marvel, each of which made a LITERAL billion dollars.

If there's anything the public's proven to hate its things that make multiple billions of dollars. How they make those dollars is a vile scheme the particulars of which no one is quite sure of despite absolute faith that it's occurring.

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