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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

DaNzA posted:

what happened to pagancow? did the power finally corrupt?

he is pooning noobs in the Beyond

# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 05:39

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 17:57

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Shifty Pony posted:

"Typical of a company filled with engineers

# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 18:16

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Adix posted:

i think hangouts is a nice name

reminds me of old man scrotums

# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 21:49

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

i want the hot at&t girl to hit me and call me names and then the wendy's girl spits in my mouth

# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 03:12

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

fishmech posted:

we established that what the original 6 and a half figgies guy meant was $5,000.005

# ¿ Jul 23, 2016 01:08

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Progressive JPEG posted:

new trailer for helvetica 2 looking good

a level beyond arial

# ¿ Jul 23, 2016 01:10

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

hey what happened to the smart house thred

# ¿ Oct 4, 2016 20:38

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

pooning noobs

# ¿ Oct 4, 2016 20:40

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Endless Mike posted:

i guess not caring about phone waterproofing makes some sort of sense for yospos basement-dwellers.

i would think that they're more likely to cum onto their phones

# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 20:05

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

they finally got rid of the "revert to classic gmail" button in settings

# ¿ Sep 27, 2018 20:01

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

your website is broadcasting a url

# ¿ Oct 1, 2018 16:40

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

yeah when weren't iphones able to take a screenshot

p sure that's been there since the beginning

# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 16:58

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

but imagine if you're like, a reliability engineer,

lol

# ¿ Oct 15, 2018 07:28

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

we're never gonna uphold those bogus treaties

# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 21:26

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

post the pics from the rfp that had the cablecars in them

that poo poo was excellent

# ¿ Oct 22, 2018 16:45

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

infernal machines posted:

hahahahahahahahahaha oh man

# ¿ Oct 22, 2018 17:10

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

*submits proposal map that looks like diarrhea* actually it's cutting edge efficient design

# ¿ Oct 22, 2018 17:19

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

graph posted:

i know a bunch of architects and all but two smoke a ton of weed before work every day

my old firm did a project under an architectural group and we couldn't schedule meetings with them before noon because that's when a lot of them rolled into the office

i'd regularly get emails from them at like 3am on work nights and over the weekend it made no sense

# ¿ Oct 22, 2018 17:26

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

infernal machines posted:

the rest of the city is a grid, or rather a bunch of grids sort of tacked together over the last 150 years. there's not a lot of reason to go with a layout like that, although as far as i can tell that's not actually a proposed layout for anything, since it doesn't match the land they have.

i assumed they had just created ad hoc roads where the buildings aren't when they shift them around lol

# ¿ Oct 24, 2018 04:04

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

The Management posted:

YouTube is designed to channel users into content areas where they are likely to view more videos. for many people that means it finds the conspiracy theories that they are most vulnerable to and keeps pushing them deeper. it is literally a machine for breaking people�s brains

i like (hate) that youtube absolutely made the decision to intentionally funnel your next up and other recommendations toward videos you've already watched too

# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 14:47

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

anthonypants posted:

the article includes a picture of that guy lol

fine plumage on that bloatee

# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 18:31

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Shaggar posted:

"let me tell you about my relationship, wait why are you falling asleep? no see my relationship is different"

*shows u polycule*

# ¿ Oct 25, 2018 21:02

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

*dusts lapel* yeah that's right i've engaged several women in scored a victory over relationships

# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 04:35

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

because the alternative is filthy console peasants, not undesirable console racial minorities

tbf it is a mixed metaphor

# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 04:46

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Jabor posted:

the real answer is that it hails from a simpler time, when ~~we were dumb and stupid~~ fascism was roundly beaten and nazis were a historical joke rather than a serious political force

anyone still using it in 2018 is pretty sus

lol yeah the person that coined it was also known for wearing a fedora so it predates even that

# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 15:28

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Cocoa Crispies posted:

what if the gamers became the nazis

impossible they're the most discriminated against minority in today's society

# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 18:01

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

pseudorandom name posted:

https://twitter.com/hardrock2016/status/1012457357136289798

# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 18:10

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

that's the magabomber suspect btw

# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 18:27

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

pfft i got one of those alerts over my phone earlier this year

# ¿ Oct 28, 2018 04:28

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 17:57

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

for real it was totally fine the radio is completely worthless

# ¿ Oct 28, 2018 07:19

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