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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

is that to represent android whatever dot whatever "hastily thrown together disposable piece of garbage" ?

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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

prefect posted:

the word "blog" was invented by a guy named dave winer, right? i seem to remember something like that

better than being that atheist doofus that invented internet memes

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

flakeloaf posted:

sheesh even those x10 jerks sold cameras

oh man hotmail. it was a perfect pairing - nerdy dads using hotmail cuz webmails the future, and they close their browser and whaWHAT!! neat little wireless dildos? im just gonna check it out definitely not buy anything...

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
i gotta say i do like my nest thermostat tho

i never considered buying their smoke detector poo poo, i just wanted a thermostat that i could control remotely and it was what was on the shelf at home depot

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Snapchat A Titty posted:

automatically livetweeting the death of your children

So much for any future #Emmys hopes for little Julia, now dead from house fire (in progress: 37m 54s) #SponsoredByEmmys #AdsByNest

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Nintendo Kid posted:

i remember the last time europe got real upset about a massive american tech company.

long story short basically nothing happened

it's basically a shakedown, no? since they only seem to find targets that have $Bs to spare and wouldn't notice

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Forums Terrorist posted:

who the gently caress is gonna use bing

it's poo poo, google is the undisputed king of search



bing actually gives me better results than google lately, google results have been abysmal for about a year or so for me?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

cremnob posted:

misery loves company

~ google, day 62 - "So they are miserable? How about some ball pits or something? Fuckin' children..." "Done." ~

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
i thought millennials grew up during the 2000 era, like were 8+ during 2000+, not 18+

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
just saying the group ive always heard that term applied to being like just in their 20s now not 30s

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
lots of millenials itt posting hard against the term 'millennials' and then a lot of gen-x-ers *grownups saying "shut up child"

e: *fixed terminology

Sniep fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Oct 12, 2014

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

Boxturret posted:

who was generation q?

anyone who grew up playing q-bert

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

cremnob posted:

u can have multiple stymies and thats most likely cause good symies are rare

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

Shifty Pony posted:

well, huh.



i daresay scroogled.

man they REALLY want you to get their tracking system browser dont they

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

Sham bam bamina! posted:

i just loaded up gmail in firefox and ie and Inbox worked fine in both

did the more browers really come so soon?

they figured out how to steal all your data while doing no evil to google with alternate browsers so now you're enabled fast as gently caress

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Necc0 posted:

a 5c is perfectly capable and you're needs will be suited as long as you get one with enough storage space

ahh yes, enough storage space - the iPhone 5C - come's with whatever storage space you like, as long as what you like is 8GB.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Forums Terrorist posted:

you can get 16gb 5cs iirc but yeh, get a 5s if you need to save money

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
and and edit out all his posts to just be -

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

prefect posted:

what expires 2017-11-09?

EOL for a product they are canning because it stopped being fun for them to do, i guess

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

PCjr sidecar posted:

like all laws amirite

:guyfawkes:

hey im just minding my own business here in alabama just sprinkling this salt here on these railroad tracks you see

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Sagebrush posted:

i wonder if they fire you if you don't wear it

i wonder if exec positions have to wear it or if its just for junior developers, which if so, drat straight they shouldg et fired for not wearing it

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i'm not entirely sure you could build something with enough power to shift the orbit of the earth enough for it to fall into the sun

can one of your physics nerds figure that out please

i think the important question of this age though is if we pooled our resources as mankind, could we grow and store enough weed to form a ball the size of the sun, then launch it into the sun, and get the whole galaxy high.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
idgi how is google maps rape culture

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
lol x100 if you get arrested for it and are just like "well i just found it and wondered if someone lost it i was asking ppl if it was theirs"

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
i like how google is all total nerdout "we have ideas and implementation guys too let's do crazy poo poo" and then they do everything 2/3rds of hte way till it gets hard and give up and you're left with android, self driving car, wave, what have you

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
straight from the ball pit onto your face

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
i like apple pay

in fact i used it just the other day to buy this retinal imac i got, seemed fitting.

frankly i just wanted to do a nearly $3000 transaction over apple pay to see if it'd work, it did and it showed up on my phone in less than a second not from pay but from my american express app that said "yo this just went thru" on my notifications screen.

why does every other type of provider want to make things so difficult

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

computer parts posted:

i went to mcdonalds today and now they have signs saying "pay with your phone now" so i guess they support nfc


because they don't get your sales info with apple pay

nor should they.

they get the money that's enough.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
this is a f;ucking nice computer

suck it google

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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Smythe posted:

cooking with smythe episode 1 got nearly 1000 views of people calling me a human being, jew bitch, cocksucker, and nimrod

that sucks :(

i dont think you're a nimrod

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
current time you use an android phone too, check out how switching between screens still isnt smooth

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

if android had limited its aspirations to being a blackberry clone, maybe it would have actually worked

i like how they still after these years are boggled by how to get the secret sauce right like on the iphone. MAYBE IF WE HAD MORE CORES?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
whack is mad?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
kids: don't do whack

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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theadder posted:

i got a pm from blackula once telling me not to disrupt his posts lol

you guys can't keep breaking the fourth wall like this, it makes me think like you're not just all here posting for my amusement but instead that I am a part of this somehow

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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King of Breakfast
speaking of google, are they still planning in version 41 to fistfuck chome users on HTTPS sites with a SHA1 signature algorithm cert?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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Pinterest Mom posted:

i don't think france thinks about québec v. much or at all

yes! we the france think little to nothing of said, what did you call it, quebek! nothing at all it is meaningless to us *ptew* that is my spit on that word i know nothing of

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

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Mar 28, 2004

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