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Mar 27, 2007

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Ape Agitator posted:

I don't have any clue what kind of show could thrive behind TDS right now. It has to appeal to the TDS people, can sit opposite Colbert and do well, and maintain enough to prop up @Midnight.

My dream is they give the slot to W. Kamau Bell.

Sadly this would probably fail all three of those criteria. :(

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Mar 27, 2007

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Narcissus1916 posted:

Whoa, how drunk do you have to be to get a drunk in public? I've slurred my way through Los angeles and the inland empire without any issues. But I'm white, so....

As someone who works at a SoCal liquor store: there is a certain point you get to wherein we, or someone in the surrounding neighborhood are going to call the cops on you, and it's usually because you're a screaming maniac or you're wandering through traffic or, god forbid, we refuse you service because you're too plastered to sell to and then you get in a car and speed off. If it seems like you're probably drunk with bonuses (ie, meth), that is another catapult to "Cops, now" territory. In rare cases it's because you're so messed up you've decided to cross over into actual crimes (trying to shoplift from us or starting fights), but it's a fine line between "Let the rear end in a top hat be someone else's problem" and "alright we gotta put a halt to this before it escalates".

The unwritten rule of policies like this is "handle your poo poo", basically, because how the hell does anyone notice it otherwise?

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Mar 27, 2007

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xcore posted:

What's the deal here? Do you have to go to court for every ticket/fine you get? Can't you just get the ticket and jump on Paypal and pay the fine?

For any ticket I've received, you're given a date (usually two months out) as a scheduled court appearance. It's pretty much just to say "yes, I'm complying" and nothing more comes of it for 99% of charges. If you don't appear, however- bam, fines.

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Mar 27, 2007

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God, I was wincing when his speech turned to San Diego (my hometown). We got off light.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Air is lava! posted:

Nobody watched this?

East coast feed hosed up for me, so we've gotta catch it in an hour.

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Mar 27, 2007

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That may have been one of the filthiest gags they've done in ages.

I loved it reappearing after the credit audiobox spam.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

No exclusive web content this week?

It usually shows up after the episode would have ran, doesn't it?

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Mar 27, 2007

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tarlibone posted:

I watched the Soup. I miss it.

God, just imagine what they could have done with a reality star and a tabloid telejournalist getting creepy.

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Mar 27, 2007

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Ausmund posted:

I mean, I don't want it to be. But, like, what if it is? What if it turns out to be true? People are so afraid of even looking like they defend him they won't attempt to pinpoint an underlying cause that doesn't have anything to do with attacking his character. The rationale seems to be, "Trump is such a bad person! He can't be the president! He just can't!"

Like, a year ago, I would agree with you. I thought he was a joke. But it's really not looking that way anymore.

Are you Scott Adams? You sound like Scott Adams.

Protip: If someone ever has to ask you "Are you Scott Adams" you need to take a look at yourself, my man

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Mar 27, 2007

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That was a glorious segment and I look forward to the inevitable "some idiot really bought this" next week.

SOME IDIOT WILL AND WE ALL KNOW IT.

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Mar 27, 2007

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webmeister posted:

I think it's usually only the last one that changes? I'm sure in previous seasons some of the smaller ones changed each week, but I don't remember noticing that for quite a while.

They overhaul the main grid each year, and the final one changes per week.

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Mar 27, 2007

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I don't know how anyone didn't see this coming when the last show ended with "If I'm not here next week, it's because of space mice" the week before the Emmys

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Mar 27, 2007

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Servaetes posted:

Don't get me crossed, I'm not here to whine about how he sucks, he's great, and that is a bummer. How long does it take before he gets back for the next season generally?

Roughly February.

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