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Fantastic first episode. "Why are you voting for that man?" "Because he appeared to me via hologram and promised me a toilet."
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It's difficult to improve people's lives with healthcare when the Oregon healthcare website, to this day, after spending untold riches, has yet to successfully sign a single person up for healthcare. Oregon spent 303 million dollars in federal grants on a website that doesn't work at all, and then advertised that website on television over and over again. That is incredible, and people should be fired and perhaps even investigated.
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May 3, 2014 00:07
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Tiny Hamster eating a Tiny Burrito was quite nice.
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May 6, 2014 23:02
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PLEEEEASE DON'T EAAAT MAHHH BAY BAYYYYY
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Jun 2, 2014 07:13
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Powershift posted:The USS Constitution is still technically a comissioned warship in the US Navy. Yep. Old Ironsides. In service since 1798; currently staffed by 60 officers and sailors.
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Aug 4, 2014 06:10
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Wow, the Brits really have dropped the ball on their case to maintain the union, haven't they?
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Sep 15, 2014 05:20
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Yeah, it was on. The two main topics were the Hong Kong protests, and corrupt police using byzantine search and seizure laws to steal people's private property.
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Oct 6, 2014 12:15
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Detective Jeff Goldblum interrogating $2,500 worth of cash was magnificent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kEpZWGgJks
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Oct 7, 2014 12:08
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James Randi traveling the world and eating the contents of an entire bottle of homeopathic sleeping pills in front of large crowds (then not dying shortly thereafter) will never get old. Homeopathy is the worst.
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Feb 10, 2015 22:34
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That's the best episode so far. Amazing. ĦJEFF!
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Feb 16, 2015 06:07
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For those who missed it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UsHHOCH4q8
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Feb 16, 2015 10:24
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Martin Sheen introducing the Cat Saloon was the best thing on TV this weekend.
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Apr 20, 2015 08:44
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EAT THE MYSTERIOUS WAGON CHICKEN
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Apr 27, 2015 08:08
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"This tastes like a raccoon ejaculated carbonated vinegar into an old log." was such an apt description of Bud Light.
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May 4, 2015 05:58
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I laughed so hard at that mascot minefield clip, I started weeping and now my whole face hurts. That was just too amazing and I, too, need a frame of reference for it.
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May 11, 2015 04:44
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Mr. Fowl posted:The Milwaukee Protocol sounds like a spy thriller centering on dairy cows. The Milwaukee Protocol was put into place after the Blackstar disaster. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXnPT1qH8qE
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May 19, 2015 06:02
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I'll listen to Dame Helen Mirren read anything. Even a lawnmower repair guide.
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Jun 15, 2015 05:08
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Oh goddamnit. I had totally forgotten about that 1995 AOL ad.
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Jun 22, 2015 04:41
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Nobody gives a gently caress about the Coyotes anymore, since they killed the fanbase by moving the team to Glendale. Glendale is the US version of Potemkin villages. Outside of Cardinals games and Coyotes games, and concerts/expos, there's nothing to do out there. Holding hockey games 45 minutes to an hour away from the main cities of the metropolitan Phoenix population centers was a terrible idea to begin with. When they were in downtown Phoenix, they did decent numbers. Hell, in hindsight, putting an NHL team in ARIZONA was a terrible idea to begin with. The hockey fans that do exist here have no loyalty to the Coyotes, because they all grew up elsewhere with different teams. Don't listen to hysterical lady Coyotes fan. The only time the Coyotes sell out that arena is when Original Six or California teams are playing. I went to a Coyotes/Wings playoff game a few years ago, and 60% of the place was wearing Detroit jerseys. Myself included. The Coyotes overall home attendance numbers are atrocious. In the 2011-2012 season, they won their first division title ever, and made it all the way to the conference finals. They had a good team that was fun to watch. Their attendance numbers that year? Dead last in the league. You could fit every single diehard Coyotes fan in this state into a bingo hall. Glendale was absolutely right in refusing to continue their financial support for an NHL money pit. Gonz fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Jul 14, 2015 |
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Jul 14, 2015 03:01
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Make EGGSPLOSION happen, New Zealanders. Make it happen.
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Aug 17, 2015 04:53
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hubris.height posted:Mr. Show also had a church of Satan episode that is oddly reminiscent of Televangelists. "I eaaaaaaat, I sleeeeeeeep, I take a baaaaaath, I watch....pornographiiiieees."
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Aug 17, 2015 23:13
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spamman posted:Yeah, there was a bit that Andy did a couple of years ago about Franklin Roosevelt's bucket of lobsters that had me laughing uncontrollably on a train for five minutes. I've gotta hear this.
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Sep 1, 2015 13:05
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DraftKing and FanDuel advertisements are constant and insidious, and I can't wait until they're forced into "fly-by-night offshore operation" status.
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Nov 16, 2015 05:57
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I keep all my change, and at the end of each month, drop it into a Coinstar machine and cash it out. Yeah, Coinstar takes 10 cents from every dollar, but it beats rolling it and taking it to bank. I usually have 30-40 dollars in change at the end of each month.
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Nov 23, 2015 22:52
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Practical Demon posted:Jesus, do you not ever use a card? I prefer cash. Always have.
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Nov 23, 2015 23:32
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My "Cash, most of the time" policy is backed up by the fact that many years ago, my debit information was stolen by some sort of malicious device affixed to a gas station pump. The following day, my bank called me and said they placed a temporary lock on my account because they thought it was unusual that someone two states over tried to buy $1,800 dollars in electronics at a Wal-Mart. Ever since then, I only use plastic if I absolutely, positively have to. And even then, I won't hand my card over to anyone. I have to be able to swipe it myself. Otherwise, no dice. Gonz fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Nov 23, 2015 |
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Nov 23, 2015 23:36
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Austrian mook posted:The bank locked it though? Lol. Its honestly safer to walk around with a card than like 100$ cash everywhere This is true, but I only ever walk around with 40-60 dollars on me at any time (for incidental purchases like gas or lunch). When I do a large amount of grocery shopping, and I know it's going to be 200-300 bucks spread over several stores, I use my card.
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Nov 24, 2015 00:02
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All that being said, pennies are dumb as gently caress and should eventually be phased out. Aside from being used as a convenience tax for the Coinstar machine, I don't think i've paid for anything using pennies (in conjunction with other coinage) for quite some time.FetusSlapper posted:It kind of seems like you're self-inflicting a large hassle on yourself(loving 30-40 dollars worth of coins per month) on a preposterous ideal that you're already violating most of the time. I just toss the change in a jar when I get home and cash it out at the end of the month. Takes 60 seconds. Aside from groceries, I pay for almost everything else with cash. It's not too big of a hassle. Gonz fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Nov 24, 2015 |
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Nov 24, 2015 00:11
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Feb 29, 2016 09:28
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I had a feeling a Smashmouth joke was coming, and it didn't disappoint. "Apple: Join us as we dance madly on the lip of the volcano." was also excellent.
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Mar 14, 2016 10:49
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iOS updates won't install at all unless you go through a series of prompts saying that it's okay to do so. No matter if it's plugged in or reset or not.
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Mar 15, 2016 10:11
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"Imagine a bulldozer at your family's graveyard" truly is the worst lyric from John Lennon's Imagine.
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Mar 21, 2016 05:41
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Hey wait a second. Alexander Hamilton wasn't a Puerto Rican rapper! This whole musical is a sham!
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Apr 27, 2016 05:08
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Today I learned that 911 is a legitimate joke. I also learned that Duran Duran once covered Public Enemy's 911 Is A Joke.
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May 16, 2016 06:47
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I have not seen Kadyrov's cat.
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May 23, 2016 04:29
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Those Russian Olympians sure do love their steroids.
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Jun 27, 2016 06:38
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Procrastinator posted:But then what do you call the third one????? There won't be a third one. Problem solved.
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I badly want a CHORP mug.
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