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"And then the flower squirts when you're done." Holy loving poo poo Kyle.
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Ra Ra Rasputin posted:Is it just me or does high definition do no favors for John Oliver? BRITISH DENTISTRY IS NOT ON TRIAL HERE
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May 14, 2014 18:06
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"So you knew of a potentially fatal ignition problem for 13 years. Let's be clear, that means a child attending her first day of school the day you found out would be old enough to die driving one of your cars the day you loving did something about it." That's a tremendous line, dripping with righteous fury from the text alone, and Oliver nailed it in a way Stewart never could.
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May 19, 2014 04:56
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raditts posted:It kinda surprises me that with all the heat the Redskins are (rightfully) getting for their name, you never hear anyone talk about the absolutely-racist-as-poo poo Cleveland Indians logo. If you read the TFF thread you'll see that the logo's slowly being phased out in favor of a large C.
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BigRed0427 posted:Isn't that the "Eat the popo" Guy? Just checked. It is.
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Jun 30, 2014 05:12
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Full list of suggested passwords: freeblagojevich johnmayer_egot lazenbybestbond mrlobsterbrownies teamheigl michaelbaymodernfellini veganandinevermentionit johnoliver=christiangrey mrschrisbrown kimye4ever vassarfootball moonitselfisfaked 1000fishbutts rieslingdelicious
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Aug 11, 2014 05:03
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The Great Big World guy is loving breaking, this is incredible.
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Sep 8, 2014 04:42
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Oliver's doing Scottish independence tonight.
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Sep 15, 2014 01:47
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Tonight: John Oliver vs. The Miss America Pageant
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Sep 22, 2014 02:32
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uublog posted:Oh so there wasn't a new episode last night. That's why I was confused when I turned on demand on and couldn't find anything since last week. (I bet they took off for Columbus Day, didn't they?) They have a web piece up on the YouTube channel where Oliver pisses all over Pumpkin Spice Lattes.
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Oct 14, 2014 04:40
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Oliver is ripshit pissed tonight.
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Oct 20, 2014 04:16
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DaveWoo posted:That entire segment about doctors and pharma reps was great, but now my mom is using it to argue that we shouldn't trust doctors when they talk about vaccinations, either Yeah, I don't want to be the guy who says "This is the worst time to do this story," because there's always going to be a reason to not do a story, and it never feels good to censor yourself because of what crazy people might think. But doing a story about doctors getting payoffs from Big Pharma at a time when anti-vaxxers are looking for any reason to double down on their beliefs? Gotta admit, tasted a little sour going down.
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I'm looking at the Twitter feed, seeing LWT announce they're doing a show on tobacco, and thinking "Gee, we've known tobacco companies were cartoonishly evil for at least 15 years. But I guess we need some kind of reminder..." We sure did. Incredible reporting, topped off with a loving masterstroke of a stunt.
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Feb 16, 2015 06:11
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El Gallinero Gros posted:ahahahaha Filed under: Bullshit statements
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Feb 18, 2015 02:15
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Oh Snapple! posted:Some folks really, really hate Edward Snowden and that resulting lens leads to some really stupid things. I actually wasn't a big fan of Snowden myself, but Oliver actually turned my opinion more to his favor. What an interview.
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Apr 6, 2015 21:03
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My reaction to hearing "Our main story tonight is Standardized Testing" was "Holy gently caress, get some, John." I only just got to the part where an entire class boycotted the Common Core tests but there's a lot of bullshit to unpack here.
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May 4, 2015 04:28
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ApexAftermath posted:Discussion of the show the thread is about. Whoever is clicking the report button for this thread is a huge douchebag and you should ignore them. At this point it's less of a discussion and more of a curbstomping, and I hope to God this is the only thing I have to say on this subject.
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I'm just saying, if the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward then, brother, that person is a piece of poo poo. And I’d like to get as many of them out in the open as possible. You gotta get together and tell yourself stories that violate every law of the universe just to get through the goddamn day? What’s that say about your reality?
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May 15, 2015 06:41
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The federals just arrested the poo poo out of several top FIFA executives on corruption charges. Sepp Blatter was not among them, but if the New York Times is to be believed the people that did get hit count for something. http://nyti.ms/1etKwQg
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May 27, 2015 05:55
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MikeJF posted:How. He's apparently the subject of a different investigation. The popular theory is that they'll try to flip one of the guys they arrested to fuel the investigation into him. So far they've got six, but The Guardian is claiming that there are as many as 15 warrants out on top FIFA execs. One other, less likely theory going around is that they're waiting for him to declare himself President again on Friday.
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bobkatt013 posted:Except when it comes to gay rights He hasn't been responsible for any real changes but he's still better than the last guy: http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/mar/13/pope-francis-lgbt-issues-rights quote:This all changed on 13 March 2013, when [Archbishop Jorge Bergoglio] was selected as pope. I made my way to the cathedral that day, photographing jubilant worshippers flocking to the building, even if their now famous leader was in Rome, waving from a balcony. I myself was struck by the fact that I now knew the man in the Holy See, something I could never have dreamed possible. I assumed that Pope Francis would be the same as Bergoglio, backwards on LGBT and other progressive issues, his church sliding ever more into irrelevance. But was I wrong. Bergoglio as Francis fooled me. Indeed I believe, he fooled us all. To be fair there's plenty of skepticism, validated by The Vatican's reaction to the Ireland vote, but his gestures are progress all the same.
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Hulk Smash! posted:Nah. Thanks to elwood for linking the original piece of music. If you're on Twitter and you haven't made @IAmJohnOliver and @LastWeekTonight aware of this yet you should probably do so.
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Jun 12, 2015 21:40
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GIF THAT FIRE REVEAL PLEASE
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Jun 15, 2015 04:33
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John Oliver just Rickrolled us. Wonderful.
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Jun 22, 2015 04:20
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NICE Carlos Danger callback!
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Jun 22, 2015 04:32
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I remember hearing a while ago that some GG guys were begging John Oliver to cover their crusade. So Twitter's going to be hilarious over the next 24 hours and possibly a few days beyond that.
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Jun 22, 2015 04:43
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Cut from last night? http://youtu.be/EjpJqcM3X94
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Veskit posted:THIRTY June 17, 1994. Survive and Advance. The U & The U Part II. Broke. SURVIVE AND loving ADVANCE. Big Shot. You Don't Know Bo.
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IRQ posted:I am not, so I have to assume it's the accent. Because an Irish chick could do that to me, if I were in any way remotely attractive, funny, or successful like Oliver for that to be a thing. Let me see if I remember this correctly off the top of my head (don't take it as gospel, wait for someone to confirm): Kate was a...combat medic, I think? Anyway, she was an Army vet, and the GOP asked her and some other members of her unit to speak at the 2008 RNC as part of their SUPPORT ARE TROOPS routine. Oliver happens to be there doing a remote, and when the organizers get wind of this, they order security to physically escort him and his crew out. At one point, they have a close call that sends Oliver and his team booking through the upper floors of the hotel, knocking on doors, looking for a place to hide. One of the doors they knocked on was Kate's room, and the rest was history. Interestingly enough, John once told David Letterman that Kate doesn't find him all that funny. Must've married him for his looks. EDIT: Looks like I was beaten...but mostly right, at least! DivisionPost fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Aug 18, 2015 |
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Blatter under official investigation, Pope Francis, Boehner resigns...dude's gonna need 45 minutes.
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muscles like this? posted:Don't forget the AIDS drug scumbag. I wouldn't be surprised if they let that lie for a week to make it a main story next week.
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To the surprise of three people: @timcarvell: Partial list of animals mentioned on tonight's #LastWeekTonight: beavers, dolphins, ravens, kittens, horses, one very unlucky pig.
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Sep 28, 2015 03:29
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axeil posted:So semi serious question, how many refugees are being taken in here in the States? I've heard immigrating here as a refugee is tough, I worked with a bunch of Kosovar refugees as a kid in the 90s and the work they had to do to get here was incredible. As a matter of fact, Barry O had some words with Twitter about that today. He mentioned providing $4.5B in humanitarian aid, and is increasing the number of refugees admitted into the U.S. to 100,000 a year for the next two years. He also encouraged everyone to head over to AidRefugees.gov to find out how they, personally, could help.
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Austrian mook posted:Lmao. This guy is so fuckin pissed Says the guy who told someone to "grow up" after that someone rationally posited how exhausted the staff must be at this point in the season. "BUHBUHBUH THE DAILY SHOW" Must be exhausting too, but that schedule being potentially more exhausting is not proof that the LWT grind is not exhausting in and of itself, which is something people usually learn after they turn 14. Or is this too much of a care post for you?
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Happy Hippo posted:Yeah, it's fairly obvious that Trump is playing damage control. I look forward to Oliver addressing the tweet tomorrow night though. I mean I'm not gonna rule it out, but who says he will?
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Nov 1, 2015 03:38
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Apoplexy posted:Dennis Miller was loving awesome pre-9/11. He's a horrible hack now, but check out Dennis Miller Live from his HBO days. He was loving great and hilarious then. I don't know if he knows that his conservative audience he's gunning for doesn't like big words, though. No, they like them. Makes them feel smart. And I'll back you up on Dennis Miller pre-9/11. You can see the roots of his conservative leanings in how he rails on Clinton in the midst of the Lewinsky scandal, but that didn't really register back then. For a bookish teenage comedy fan, Dennis Miller Live was the poo poo.
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A friend of mine reminded me that John Swartzwelder is a hard right-wing guy. Who's John Swartzwelder? This is who the gently caress he is.
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tarlibone posted:... and what you did next will melt our hearts. Number 4 will SHOCK YOU.
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That closing sketch might have been the darkest thing Seth Rogen has done since Observe and Report, and it couldn't have been directed at a better target.
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