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Screen capped it, it's a gif of Dean crying. Maybe I'm odd here and being an insensitive rear end in a top hat but if I learned that I got lung cancer I wouldn't just go straight to random website and announce it there, fishing for sympathy and knowing full well I'd get more Breaking Bad jokes than anything else  . Could be real though.
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Nckdictator posted:
Why do I get a feeling that it was probably her headmates that 'raped' her?
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Just posted in the Idiots on Social Media thread but it fits here too: 2edgy4me
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The Iron Rose posted:What school did you go to where lighters were banned Yeah... Here you'd borderline get tackled by the SRO if they even smelled smoke on you.
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Sep 19, 2014 06:27
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The Sin of Onan posted:They all sang along, and then everyone clapped at the end. charminglyantiquated's sister and the kid are getting married next summer. And the minister is Albert Einstien who will do the ceremony for $100.
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Sep 27, 2014 11:54
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 Nothing fancy, just typical tumblr bullshit. I'm sure this was absolutely an """"accident""""
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Sep 28, 2014 12:50
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Grape Juice Vampire posted:I could kind of believe accidentally printing it that small. My roommate had to print a resume for a class we're both in and somehow Google Docs made it come out tiny in the top left corner of the page. This is true. I forgot that printers are the goddamn devil and they will find new ways to gently caress up just printing black ink on white paper every single time you try.
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Sep 29, 2014 00:53
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Drunk Tomato posted:Blah blah blah; Another day, another reddit bullshit "found this note, life WIN" bullshit aghhhh this stuff literally melts my brain. Stopped reading after the "I noticed noticed you left your lights on."
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Nov 20, 2014 07:44
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canyoneer posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/l0vhivH I can promise you someone was basically beating off when writing this. It's a bunch of 2edgy4u revenge porn so I imagine it probably has a few thousand upvotes on imgur by now. Fake edit: Yep, near 7,000 points or whatever.
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Nov 22, 2014 05:56
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Serperoth posted:It came from imgur: You know, I could see this being true but I'm willing to bet it'd be the white girls parents telling her to get that thug* out of their house. *substitute the word thug with whatever racial slur you see fitting.
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Dec 3, 2014 19:36
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Fathis Munk posted:While we're on the subject of assholes getting cranked to 11 I wish I could believe this as STDH but it's one where I knew someone with a fetish and he treated it like a loving way of life. Basically he was into making GBS threads himself and everyone, loving EVERYONE around him HAD to know it, including his boyfriend, friends and even his loving parents too. His parents didn't even discourage it, gently caress, they'd wash his poo poo-in underwear for him  . He would get righteously offended too if anyone told him to keep it to himself because he literally did not understand that was something pretty much nobody else wanted to be around when he did. I'm glad that I haven't seen this person for years now and I know that he lives several states away.I know, I know, "source your quotes" but people out there are genuinely that hosed up and have that little awareness of other people I could see this basically happening as written.
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sweeperbravo posted:If my guy was like monitoring me and drying me off every step of the bath it would feel less romantic and relaxing and more like I was in a special care facility But what if that's someones fetish? 
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Dec 5, 2014 19:40
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Bobby Digital posted:Thin privilege is being able to fit through a goddamn door. You joke but the people who run the TiTP tumblr genuinely believe this.
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Dec 11, 2014 21:35
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So far five people have thought that story was amazing enough to spend money on him. Christ.
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Dec 28, 2014 16:17
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Fathis Munk posted:Holy poo poo those last couple lines. I don't know. I feel like I'm quoting Bojack Horseman here but I really do dislike how as an American it's your duty to love every single person who has picked up a rifle and gone to war like it's the only important job anyone can ever do. I mean, yeah it takes a degree of courage but it's possible too that they're just a sociopath and/or racist looking for their chance to kill some brown people in the name of Uncle Sam.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:"I feel committed to finishing this Starbucks experience with you now." Something that always annoys me is when someone describes any mass of people as zombies like they're the special loving snowflake who is above consumer culture or whatever. Me, you and the important narrator are all just loving people too trying to get coffee or shop or whatever else.
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Jan 9, 2016 18:07
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Wanamingo posted:She meant that it was early in the morning and everybody was tired, including herself. Eh, that's fair and I did over react a bit. It's just a ~trigger~ for me or something I guess.
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Jan 9, 2016 18:32
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constantIllusion posted:I know I asked this question in the past, but why do these nerds think that people IRL applaud their lovely bon mots? Real life people only cheer and applaud at performances and sporting events, Not at a loving McDonald's. I forgot the exact context but I've basically seen something like described in the story. Nobody actually gave a poo poo or thought the person yelling was a dickhead, rolled their eyes and went about their business.
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Jan 11, 2016 01:39
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Can someone with a sexy voice do a dramatic reading of some of these things?
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Jan 12, 2016 09:55
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Paladinus posted:Eh, gave that one a whirl. Disclaimer: my voice may not in fact be all that sexy. Thank you  Two things about that story. 1. At Planet Fitness I know it's a "judgement free zone" so the second you call someone fat you're out the loving door. 2. Anyone who goes there can you explain pizza day? I've seen that a few times now walking by one. Like 50+ pizza boxes stacked at everyone chowing down on greasy as poo poo pizza. I think it's a ploy to get new members possibly?
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Jan 12, 2016 21:04
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Indolent Bastard posted:TG goons do it all the time by spreading false rumors about games. Admittedly it's a really niche trolling, so nobody who doesn't game will see it or care; but its great when a site posts some goony lies as being from "a trusted source". Look up 50 Foot Ant if you want some primo goon stdh.txt with his DnD stories.
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This is both the most Tumblr and TV Tropes thing I have ever read.
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