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walrusman posted:That's a good one. Reminds me of that guy - was it a goon? - who posted looking for advice on how to build an underwater libertarian paradise because he had a rich Arab investor all buttered up to pay for it. Along the way, as I recall, he demonstrated a baffling misunderstanding of how corporate sales, credit cards, prostitutes, steak houses, and life in general work. Page 3 of this very thread, friend. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3631118&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post429488334
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# ¿ May 1, 2015 03:58 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:30 |
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System Metternich posted:Ha, I remember that guy. Didn't he seriously suggest that if two opponents were like ten metres spaced apart, the gunman would lose because he would need precious time drawing and aiming his gun during which the swordsman with his mad ninja skills would teleport to his opponent and slice him up real good? Not with a sword, but there is a real thing called the 21 foot rule when it comes to knives, but the scenario involves a holstered sidearm. It has to do with perception+reaction time+draw time taking longer than it would for a knife wielder to close the gap and stab or slice the neck running at full speed.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 17:08 |
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Kugyou no Tenshi posted:Sounds like someone who's never actually worked IT, for that matter. Everyone in IT has at least one story that's crazier than that weak poo poo and actually happened, like when I had to submit a request to unblock certain porn sites so an attorney's assistant could get evidence for a client's infringement suit. Yeah, nothing simultaneously makes your day and worries you for your job like sending a request to the admin team asking them to unblock "Double Stuffed Bitches" and "Sluts Gag On Cock" or whatever. Compared to that, "I haxx0red the firewall to play Pokemon and 'download Adobe Reader' (I don't care if it's not slang, it is now)" just sounds like someone who thinks the real poo poo is "too unbelievable" and makes up actual unbelievable poo poo (who lets a phone jockey anywhere near server hardware?) Wow. You really have no idea what greentext is, do you?
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# ¿ May 6, 2015 20:46 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Shopping trolleys are actually surprisingly hard to tip over considering how high their CoG is Sean Lock (at least from what I've seen of him via YouTube) is totally a goon. He, Bill Bailey and David Mitchell are my favorite QI "contestants".
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# ¿ May 18, 2015 18:57 |
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Paladinus posted:They couldn't even come up with something like in Taken. This is pathetic. Even an Ivan Drago "I must *break* you" would have been a step up.
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# ¿ May 20, 2015 21:17 |
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Postal Parcel posted:So a guy is going to slit the wrists of that person? Why in the world would they go for the wrists? Duh, to make it look like a suicide. It's the perfect crime.
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# ¿ May 20, 2015 23:00 |
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Trebek posted:Cool fantasy about choking your boss and getting promoted. Yeah, and I don't get the comic. But I more or less expect that from PA.
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# ¿ May 30, 2015 18:22 |
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Einstein did not show up, 3/5
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2015 18:53 |
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Non Serviam posted:I think there's a moral obligation on people to help people with disabilities WHO NEED HELP. To just go up to them and treat them as incapable babies is incredibly rude. That and pushing them against their will is technically kidnapping. If it were me and someone tried to remove my agency like that, I'd be screaming at the top of my lungs for someone to call the police while trying to engage the wheel brakes.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2015 16:51 |
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Tendai posted:This is true for just about any obvious disability. I'm a dwarf and I've had to tell people to back off and if I need help I'll ask it, in places like supermarkets and poo poo where people were just following me around hovering. It's loving bizarre. (I can't resist and I know I'm going to hell) They just want your pot of gold.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 01:10 |
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Tunicate posted:We got our yearbooks after graduation. I'm sorry. That's sad. And hilarious. Sadlarious
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 17:51 |
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Desert Bus posted:Grooming The Situation That's layered like a creepy, dark onion.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 23:51 |
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ibntumart posted:If I were her neighbor, that would make me angry as I watched her lovely Crayola cosplay house go up and property values go down. But I live in California, so I need never worry about being able to own a house in the first place. Isn't gofundme pretty much caveat emptor? Crayola House will never happen.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 04:38 |
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:They had to be pressured for MONTHS to pull a campaign for a group that sold bleach enemas as a cure for autism. So yeah, more or less.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 04:51 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:The saddest boobs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2015 16:02 |
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divabot posted:The Financial Times has a blogger who's meeeean to Bitcoin. quote:FT is basically a tabloid for people who want to fancy themselves as investors. I don't get Buttcoiners.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 18:49 |
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Thin Privilege posted:That reminds me of this Noble Savage story that's still somehow being spread around and believed That dressing down always makes me laugh, because I imagine it being said by an increasingly irate Dennis Leary puffing on a cig.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2015 02:43 |
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The perfect crime! It's not like they can trace it back using any kind of unique information like a phone number or anything.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2015 17:49 |
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:WHAT THE gently caress KIND OF FACE IS HE MAKING I'm gonna go with Constipated Smug.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 19:37 |
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reformed bad troll posted:Who the gently caress do you think you are talking too? He's probably some retard.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 22:22 |
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Actually it's ah-nah-ma Po-tah-toe
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2015 01:04 |
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Your Computer posted:
Why do these "male teachers in a disadvantaged school district" always drop this in to hint they had "special skills" before they decided to settle down and teach. "Situational awareness" gets peppered into a lot these stdh bully-gets-what's-coming-to-him. It's like they read the first draft and go, "Hmm. It's missing something. It's just not quite over-the-top enough."
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 12:33 |
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ibntumart posted:I thought Less Wrong sounded familiar and then I remembered why. They're the dummies wetting their beds about the Basilisk. That's Olympic caliber mental gymnastics, there.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 17:07 |
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RabbitWizard posted:Outran a car on a bike? Must the same person as in this one: Why do people insist on doubling-down with obvious lies? Their "conviction" is not going to make me re-examine my stance of "you're a loving liar."
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 13:34 |
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effervescible posted:I think I posted it the first time this came around, but my favorite part is that even taking red at face value, they apparently just got up, ran incredibly fast for no particular reason, and sat down again. There's not even the slightest pretense of having started a new fitness regimen or something. They just felt like running once, very fast, and then stopping for good. Well, once you've broken the world record is there really a need to do it again?
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 17:25 |
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EZipperelli posted:
I have a feeling while it may be stdh.txt now, it won't be for long after bartenders read this.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 08:08 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:I could just about see someone being amused enough by a silly application to knock out a silly reply in five minutes. But probably not Mary Curnock Cook OBE or anyone with the power to attach her signature. Also you'd have to be new and would probably be told not to do it again, because they must get hundreds of applications that are somehow unsuitable. They're all fake and trace their lineage back to start of the public internet. Here's one I've always loved from 1994. Barbie Letter posted:Paleoanthropology Division
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 17:40 |
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EmmyOk posted:People should just accept the gays and stop being so black about it. Holy poo poo. If you fail 28 interviews then there's certainly something horribly wrong. And it's not with the interviewers, that's for drat sure.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 14:31 |
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Khazar-khum posted:This beauty was on Jezebel, so you know what it's gonna have, right? Yep. STDH. What's the most STDH here? UNDERCOVER cops? Perhaps she meant, plainclothes? Because if they're undercover, they aren't hanging out being cops, they don't have a car with lights or other cop accouterments. In fact, they will pretty much do nothing that isn't related to their current assignment other than *maybe* call it in, *unobserved by anyone*, to report a crime (but probably not).
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2015 23:00 |
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oldpainless posted:One time I was babysitting a 9 month old and I went into the kitchen and came out and wasn't watching what I was doing and i stepped on the baby but by the time I realized I was stepping on the baby it was already too late. Did it pop like a rancid pumpkin or crunch like a bag of peanuts?
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 03:19 |
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God drat, the Reddit comments on this depress me. I want to think there's some kind of meta-irony going on in there... But it's Reddit, so most of them are probably True Believers.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 07:37 |
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I want to believe, but in the deepest reaches of my heart, I know it was written by a racist white college student.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 09:29 |
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hallo spacedog posted:I think she means one of those Chinese style meat cleavers, and instead of stab, means her mom slammed it down so it lodged in the cutting board? Still stupid though. Oh, you mean like an angry chef from a movie! Of course, everyone does that.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 04:07 |
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Leninboarrir posted:
I would totally buy a head unit with a Car Play display (or equivalent for Android) that allowed you to just "slot" the phone in.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 19:07 |
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Nouvelle Vague posted:hosed up if true. I don't think I've seen any actual physical zines in a long time. E-zines are a thing, however.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 20:06 |
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Tunahead posted:The story clearly and consistently said "disks", not "discs". This means diskettes, which are not an optical disc medium and don't go in retractable drives. Yeah, while it seems a little exaggerated, it made me flash back to when I was Tier2 for company that made library software. For a fee we had data entry people who would convert a card catalog into the data format for our software which would be put onto multiple floppies (sometimes up to 50 for very large catalogs) I had librarians calling all distraught, because the import they just finished was only a fraction of their collection. After verifying the shipment and that, yes you have the entire catalog, they expressed bewilderment that they needed to import *all* the floppies, not just the one labeled <PUBLIC LIBRARY CATALOG> #1. What the hell they thought the other disks were was considered an impolitic question to ask. It became such a common call after we started offering card catalog conversions, that we ended up writing a script for the Tier 1 guys. I still have nightmares about BTrieve and BanyonVines. Proteus Jones has a new favorite as of 16:19 on Sep 9, 2015 |
# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 16:13 |
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Mazzletoff posted:So, I lurk /v/ a good amount because every now and then, for a briefly glorious moment, there's good discussion. Recently, there's been a guy going around who claims to have Dishonored 2 info. His posts always open with: Holy poo poo
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 01:00 |
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Vindolanda posted:Braces Those are for teeth, we're talking about pants. How about... Trouser Hold-Em-Ups?
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2015 01:03 |
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bringmyfishback posted:helpmeat "PS I look forward to the civil lawsuit filed against me to garnish my unemployment checks. Hope you learned your lesson."
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 04:29 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:30 |
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Catnipped posted:I think it's definitely one, tbh. Here's a catalog of other claims from the same person, from this year: Does everyone just accept this? Is there no one calling them out?
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 18:32 |