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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I just started watching Us and was bothered enough to pause the movie get out of fullscreen and come here to say what a weird way to eat a strawberry. Watch fearless with Jeff bridges I never did but I was shown the scene where he eats a cherry(?) because he’s allergic and after surviving a plane crash he does dumb adrenaline junkie poo poo All I could think of was man what a loving stupid way to die
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Gone in 60 Seconds bugs me because they spend the entire movie stealing cars for this Scottish twat and at the end he’s like “yeah I’m gonna kill you anyway binch” and Cage is like “naw I’ma kill you instead” Rendering the whole loving movie pointless
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May 29, 2019 16:05
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Pilchenstein posted:I had largely the same complaint about John Wick 2. Like I get that he's supposed to be going along with what that guy wants because otherwise he'll be banned from the Continental but it's a loving hotel chain, just give them two stars on trip advisor and tell them to gently caress off. same, gently caress that guy bigger problem is giving John Wick a motivation to live in the series now (other than "so I can remember my dead wife") but I'll keep watching these things
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Speaking of family and Fast & Furious Is Han coming back to life in Hobbes and Shaw? If not what the gently caress
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MisterBibs posted:I don't watch a lot of horror movies, but man alive I cannot stand the cliche where the camera sees the Bad Guy, pans back to the victim, pans back to where the Bad Guy has vanished, pans back to the victim, and then Bad Guy appears out of nowhere and does what the Bad Guy does. You’re gonna hate John wick 3 Or love it Idk
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Android Apocalypse posted:I Imagine visiting those dogs on St. Patrick's day is I'll-advised yeah they're mean loving drunks and they wont shut up about their 1/8th heritage
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oh poo poo matt berry is in it do i need to watch the movie to pick it up
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Schubalts posted:I've never seen it. That was a "they did WHAT?" the comic is worse apparently. Iirc mclovin character implies they are going to gangrape her mouth. It's implied they do it's okay though because she's kickass' cheating ex or whatever original Wanted comic ending (the comic also has the secret society letting them rape celebrities with impunity)  yeah uh Mark Millar is something else
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Jul 3, 2019 05:16
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and he hasn't had his "oscar winning role for playing an unlikable male prostitute" moment yet so McLovin stays
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Jul 3, 2019 10:42
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was he called Blyatman did he drive a ladamobile with a dashcam
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Jul 3, 2019 14:45
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yeah and while on the clock people are butchering each other and he's sitting there pondering the details
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:btw did they ever pay for the rights to your story or did they change enough of the details to get away with it? wat Len posted:That there isn't any Justice for Bob plotline because he was better than slut shamed Barb  people thought Barb wasn't slutting it up enough
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Jul 5, 2019 06:00
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yeah I eat rear end posted:How are there still movies being made about guys getting paid/bet to go on a date with a girl? How haven't people learned by now that that always blows up in your face and it only ever works out in the end if you are currently in a movie and are a hot hollywood actor? wait is there
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Jul 6, 2019 02:03
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Pope Corky the IX posted:That reminds me of I, Tonya where it seemed like Margot Robbie had her head put through a glass picture frame on a wall every eight minutes. every biopic has this including biopic of fake people A Star is Born
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Jul 8, 2019 12:23
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BiggerBoat posted:I've seen a couple of movies recently where a passenger shoots the driver of a car and even though blood splats all over the window, the window itself doesn't break, which seems unlikely. Reminds me of Pesci killing the old lady in Casino when he wraps his arm around her head before shooting her. Bullet should have went right through his forearm. I totally don’t remember Pesci killing an old lady in that
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Jul 8, 2019 17:00
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I just love that lefty Lefkowicz somehow survived all that irl and likes to play his table games even though he’s technically banned from every casino for some reason even though he was the drat beverage commissioner in that town
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Jul 8, 2019 17:12
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FreudianSlippers posted:The Pesci character in Goodfellas was in reality a 6 foot musclebound lunkhead that allegedly had a thing for murdering random pedestrian just to test out new guns. Wasn’t that gotti’s guy the iceman or was there another complete psychopath goomba I mean the answer is yes of course
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Jul 8, 2019 18:29
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Krispy Wafer posted:If the po-po catches you, the best fake ID in the world is going to be blown if they also find another fake ID on you. I don’t think you’re supposed to carry them all in the same bag. 
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I usually do, but it was late and cold and I was super tired. Mind spoiling it for me? Turns out he was hydra all along I’m on a phone don’t make me tag that poo poo modedit: there is a pretty good chance Alan Smithee is making a joke here but there is also a chance that he is not. so you know. Somebody has a new favorite as of 08:18 on Jul 11, 2019 |
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i never read fellowship, how did the other dwarves not get the memo about moria considering the state of decomposition they were in
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what song from shrek 3 is it anyway do i even wanna know
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Oct 22, 2019 09:46
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I don’t even remember that The finger cutting seemed pointless after he joined forces with mcshane though
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Oct 22, 2019 13:31
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i was really bothered by the ghosts basically being a deus ex machina instead of just helping them get on the boats also faramir being a jerkass for the sake of tension and creepy Treebeard for the sake of tension and
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Oct 23, 2019 12:30
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sassassin posted:Faramir's change of character is good but only works in the extended version with the flashbacks establishing his central conflict. Cuz god forbid there be any lightheartedness outside the shire ever This infected the hobbit too
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Oct 23, 2019 14:13
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I was always bugged by how everyone in The Long Kiss Goodnight is a master knife thrower, and they do it like it was the vaping of the 90s Geena Davis is cool though
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Nov 7, 2019 01:17
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Thundercracker posted:I bought Thief (2014), played it for a few hours and then deleted it and this was an extremely annoying part of the game. The background dialogue must've been keyed to where you were and just constantly repeated itself over and over, sometimes overlapping in a cacophony of repeated dialogue. Which was especially infuriating because I was probably in that spot specifically to scope out the path forward so imagine trying to memorize guard movements while 4 npcs jabber endlessly. it was pretty immersive in the 90s  ohhh you mean new Thief never played
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Weren't they all master spy assassins, though? yeah but it annoyed me
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Nov 7, 2019 04:22
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Gaunab posted:I'm irritated with the nice guy character in shows who is desperate to be in a relationship which somehow makes them irresistible to every single woman who gets near them. Jazz from Fresh Prince?
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Nov 7, 2019 04:37
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I thought it was funny in Hollow man how he made a thing of not being able to close his eyelids and yet somehow his eyes bend light normally Boy was that movie rapey as gently caress
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Nov 8, 2019 08:28
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Lol Elisabeth Moss is in it Guess she’s being haunted by thetans
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total recall has a lot going on
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Same for Scott baio What is it with these guys with voyeuristic vision
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https://twitter.com/RobynLAWoman/status/754870160775712769 lmao
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Memento posted:What about Sneakers, when they increase the temperature in the room to 38°C so that Robert Redford can Sneak in and steal Cosmo's box? Would that defeat the thermal sensors of 1992? drat that sounds really cold
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Nov 10, 2019 04:25
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Beachcomber posted:Predator 2 gets a bad rap for some reason, but I've always really liked it. the third act stuff is hella good I think the beginning features just about every 80s racial stereotype around
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Krankenstyle posted:Would like to see the next Mission Impossible feature this method of incursion. Mission Possible breaking into the Scientology archives to steal their platinum texts of L Ron Hubbard's insane loving ramblings using bic pens and whatever amateur hour poo poo gleaned from a lockpicking lawyer youtube vid
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Memento posted:Woops, sorry folks, this poster has broken, we'll have to get a new one in. Forums are full actually
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Is it really what you thought it was though Just cuz someone else touched him during
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That Italian Guy posted:The fact that the idiotic alternative ending for The Descent exists (and the fact that a sequel does too) is my IIMM. I'm talking ofc of the ending where the protagonist survives. I mean
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for me Juno was loving annoying
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