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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Mein kampf stampf?

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

There's a place called Skandlous Body Art near my house that's caught my eye as a place that probably has terrible stuff, so I finally checked out their portfolio and I was right.







Link to portfolio. I mean, i already knew I wasn't going to get anything there just based on the fact that it's called "Skandlous" but this just cements it.

EMY'L? Help me out with this one.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Bombadilillo posted:

I have a morbid curiosity to gis Where's waldo tattoos. Gotta be some hiding in the grass...

Edit: apparently behind the ear waldo is really popular. For reasons?

There appear to be some buttcrack ones also.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Say Nothing posted:

I put the words 'hilariously bad' into GIS and the first suggestion that came up was 'tattoos'.
So drat many.




Many, many more to come.

That's some serious back boob there.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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fullroundaction posted:

The first two times I got tattoos the apprentice who booked my appointments for me (at the shop) gave me a receipt that had the date/time as well as the general concept of the artwork written on it.

The first time he spelled "Sugar" as "Suger" and the second time he spelled "rabbit" as "rabit".

So it's not just the dumb customers.

Thread title still holds. Someone meant to spell it that way.

Ugh.



WTF?



Kind of cool concept. Both cats are chill about the whole thing.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Moobs


:D

Jesus, they couldn't get the paw prints going the right direction

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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RIP Bert Lahr :smith:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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David Bowie is unimpressed.

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Oct 22, 2008

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Who would wear such a thing? Other than a 15-year old

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Oct 22, 2008

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Haruharuharuko posted:

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck


It looks like he was punched in the face by The Phantom, who was wearing a special baby-skull ring.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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It looks like fleas are feasting on just that one section of his leg.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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razorrozar posted:

I present this peace offering in the interest of Forums Harmony





Portrait of Al Jolson, by Ernie Bushmiller

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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drat, they couldn't even spell 'juggalo' correctly.


Nor 'angel'.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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The elephant looks like it was sewed together from scrap parts. Frankenphant!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Our Lady of Gourds?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Looks like the tattoo has a megaclit from too many steroids. :ohdear:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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SimianNinja posted:

Inspired by this thread, I checked out the websites for some local tat artists in my area and found this gem:


Most of what I found was pretty good - the other ones from this very shop were pretty awesome overall.

I honestly can't tell what part of the anatomy this tattoo is on. Is it the left buttock? Left breast? Right rear shoulder w/ back boob? Is this creature even human?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:

:psyduck: This looks like the skull is trying so hard to eat that deformed compass that it's dislocating its jaw. And also that it's wearing aviators for some reason.

It's a compass made from a lemon, which is why the skull is grimacing at the taste.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Istari posted:

The aviators still remain unexplained.

Maybe it's Hunter S. Thompson's skull?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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'I Beliesee Respert'.

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Oct 22, 2008

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Brainbread posted:

Thats a V. Not an "se".

:thejoke:


Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Istari posted:



The little laurel on the right-hand side leads me to believe that this is a tattoo of a very feminine-looking Julius Caesar having his ear hosed by a dove.

Unless the tattoo victim is about 12, I think that they should be indulging in a juicy steak every day for the next few years.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Gromit posted:

Ah, the ever-popular "God and Cuntry".

Apparently a very syphilitic cuntry.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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TunaSpleen posted:

My hers? My hero? Hero is the only one that makes sense.

My herd. Must be a werecow or something.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Zemyla posted:

Does that lady have a mustache?

Either that or she has some thick, wooly hair busting out of each nostril.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Wrong thread. This concept rocks somehow.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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I dunno, there is probably someone other than Cjad who can fudge him.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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ICHIBAHN posted:

Ridiculous, plus a waste of money. What a moron.

Absolute truth.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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An extremely relevant comic:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Fatty Arbuckle?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Chinese foot-binding fetish spotted.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Part of his dinner behind his right hip. Plus, his carpet is a crime against humanity.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Bertrand Hustle posted:

Gotta be Ahuviya Harel. Crazier than a sack of cats.

Holy poo poo, DING DING DING!
http://www.tumblr.com/search/ahuviya%20harel

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Looking at his tumblr is like stepping barefoot into dogshit, over and over.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Looks like Marilyn had a rough night with the Kennedy boys.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Goosed it. posted:

Hey all,

So my partner and I want to get matching script tattoos. We know it's terribly cliché but that kind of makes it better for us.

Although the tattoo might be cheesy we don't want the execution to be. Do any of you have links to fonts that might last for better or for worse?

Wingdings or go home.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Dienes posted:

It doesn't look raised or all that red, and the sheen has very squared-off edges like a temp one does at the edge of the transparency.

But is the Cowboys fake tattoo better or worse than this one:


WTF is this tattoo? Maybe it's supposed to be a lion, but it looks like one of those shadow-dogs that people make on walls with their hands and a light.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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synaptic revolt posted:

Detroit Lions logo



Holy poo poo, they actually went winless that year. I don't follow football, but I'm still impressed by how unimpressive their record was.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Male Tears posted:

From the same artist:



Sweet set of buboes there. I guess that they're doing some black Death cosplay.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

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Carnival of Shrews posted:

I've been scouring a forum I occasionally visited in search of this. Apologies if it's been posted many times.

First, read the artistic vision:

"I just have always really liked the idea of charlie chaplin busting into a bettie page lookin dame's room who's masturbating and cutting her tits, and shooting [...? i forgot] dressed like a clown in the head."

Or just behold a wonky film-noir fever dream starring Charlie Chaplin as Philip Marlowe:

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/eGnk4DN.jpg :nws:

I...I just... don't...WTF

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