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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Not the worst tentacle tattoo that has been shared on these forums

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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appropriatemetaphor posted:

Pretty good thigh gap imho

It's evil. Can't you read?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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kinmik posted:


They're technically not bad, but I'm just wondering how the people with Ryan Dunn tattoos feel now, three years after the fact.

Why Flubber?
Are there any other tattoos out there of his lame movies, like Bicentennial Man or Popeye?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Say Nothing posted:

Went looking for Liefeld tattoos, found this instead.



What happens if there are 5 movies in the Guardians of the Galaxy series, and movies 2 - 5 are really really bad? Like, worse than Spiderman 3 or Green Lantern?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

The plane is smiling :sun:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Yeah, that's a really good Gringo Heisenberg. If you think the subject matter sucks, that's one thing, but it looks well done and accurate to the purposely lovely drawing from the show.

If you got a :lost: tattoo 5 years ago or a :omarcomin: tattoo 10 years ago, you'd probably feel pretty silly about it now.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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The knight helmet looks like Kermit's neck. :jiggled:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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davidspackage posted:

What an incredibly bad way to rephrase "you get what you give."

It's extra fitting because I bet the tattoo was as cheap as it looks.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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TunaSpleen posted:

Please tell me that's a replica of a child's artwork. Preferably with a learning disability.

I don't have a learning disability, but sure, it's a child's artwork

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Placement could have been better, seeing as how the name avocado is a centuries old scrotum joke.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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CroatianAlzheimers posted:

Well this sure is something -


Did nobody say "that kind of looks like a giant cartoon titty or strawberry danish on Han Solo"?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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CzarChasm posted:

Alright, once again, I'm playing the idiot card. Is the blood there part of the tattoo design or is that his actual blood and it just looks like he got a tattoo of a menstruating shark?

You've never heard the term "shark week"?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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PCOS Bill posted:

Laptop gaming owns.

It's a great way to experience the games that everyone else played 4 years ago.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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You're a dead man, Charlie Brown

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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davidspackage posted:

Things I will not at all be surprised about : he only gets the kid on weekends.

... and ends up dropping him off at the kid's grandma's house for all but a couple hours of it.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Thursday Next posted:

This tattoo won TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS in a tattoo contest.



Wowzers. I'd like to see the last place tattoos :munch:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Thursday Next posted:

Nope!

Tattoo Titans, a reality TV show that aired for one season on CMT, judged by Ami James. Winner gets ten thousand dollars; the above tattoo was one of the four tattoos done by the winner. Technically, the final tattoo he did was actually this lovely beauty in the anime category:



That guy is the Rob Liefeld of fingers.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Smoking Crow posted:

the mommy rocker, the oregon finger tattoo or the charmander belt

Betcha $100 that's a GAME OVER set of finger tattoos.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Firstborn posted:

I bring gifts.


This one has to be intentional, right?

Oscar Pistorius?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Mizuti posted:



It's a ghastly looking Tinkerbell tattoo based off of a cliché Tinkerbell design with a bird added because why not?

Tinkerbell is a tiny fairy. How small is that bird?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Purgatory Glory posted:

Is Costco legally required to have at least one middle aged man wearing a Hawaiian shirt working at all times?

For a long time (and maybe still) the rule was that shirts must have collars. Once you hit a certain age, if it has a collar and it's not a golf shirt, well....

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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Thin Privilege posted:

I think in 10-20 years the tattoo removal industry will be BOOMING. I went to a festival this weekend and the amount of people with random small tattoos all over their bodies was insane. Like just small things haphazardly placed on random parts of the body. One girl had the peanut butter jelly time banana on her tricep. Imo if you're going to get tattoos, commit and get a big piece. Not some ~random quirky~ thing.

...I need to get an MD and buy a tattoo removal laser....$$$

Naah, most people either just deal with it or get coverups. The guy tattooing the banana could have been thinking "I'm getting paid now, and some other artist in the future is getting paid to cover this up"

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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SaNChEzZ posted:

I like how there's sideboob even though it 100% doesn't need to be there.

Well, it is tinder, so that's kind of the point.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


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That is a very phallic silhouette for a thigh tattoo

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Sep 13, 2005


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cheese eats mouse posted:

I get all my tattoo ideas from other peoples tattoos on facebook and pinterest



Why are they not calling them cattoos? :mad:

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