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I know why it happened, but it will never not be funny to me that these Super Edgy Anarchist types wear the face of an arch-conservative.
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Axeman Jim posted:
They think that the word "Earth" comes from Genesis 1:10 "And God called the dry land Earth, and the gathering together of the waters He called Seas."
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May 18, 2014 06:07
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I think I'm seeing a pattern: seems like if the races are capitalized, then whoever wrote it is a shithead.
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May 25, 2014 20:11
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:It's a biblical name, technically, but not one of the ones you want to still be using. It used to be a grand name, as the man in the Bible was a great king and a mighty hunter, like Orion or Theseus. Then Bugs Bunny sarcastically called Elmer Fudd "poor little Nimrod" and now it means an idiot.
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May 25, 2014 21:19
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Kajeesus posted:Homophobia never meant the fear of the gays, though. It's a bad word coined by someone who is bad at language, but everybody knows what it means. There's really no need for another word that means the same thing; the only people who argue about the meaning of the word homophobia are contrarians who'd find something stupid to say about any synonymous term. Homophobia meaning "fear of the same" works out pretty well with all the anti-gay Congressmen discovered in truck stop bathrooms and such.
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Jun 1, 2014 15:08
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PUGGERNAUT posted:
"I wish I was born during the Great Depression" - a person bad at math.
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Jun 2, 2014 04:20
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NightWig posted:
I'm curious about the sorting methods for this chart. World War One alone killed 40 million people, and that's more than the second row adds up to.
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RFC2324 posted:For instance, did you know that Canada and Mexico are both part of America? They aren't, but not for lack of trying on our part.
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Jun 21, 2014 16:42
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Maybe if other countries wanted to be called Americans they should've gotten off their butts and declared independence first. 
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Jun 21, 2014 21:17
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I'm not an expert on Communist thought, but I'm pretty sure that witchcraft, bestiality and "no interest in ... state-regulated norms" all go heavily against it.
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Jun 27, 2014 06:58
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Mormonism isn't exactly Christianity, though (especially not to a fundamentalist).
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Jun 28, 2014 19:05
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Picnic Princess posted:Is it possible to be trans-cis? Can I be trans-cis? Or perhaps cis-trans? Seriously, I wanna be special. You can be trans-CIS if you claim to really be Russian, so there's that.
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Jun 29, 2014 09:35
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"It's not like it's difficult to not have sex, I mean, I've never had it"
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Jul 1, 2014 00:10
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All problems would be solved if everybody just kept their genitalia in their pants.
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Jul 1, 2014 17:20
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Henchman of Santa posted:My Facebook is usually a smug liberal echo chamber but some dipshit just posted this unironically, from the page "AMERICAN - STRONG!" with the caption So that's why we lost the World Wars! Wilson and FDR never served in the military. Neither did Lincoln, no wonder the Confederacy won...
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Jul 2, 2014 03:53
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Druggachusettes posted:Someone please explain this cloudless rain. The devil's beating his wife.
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Jul 5, 2014 05:20
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rodbeard posted:I'm so confused. Does being able to lift Mjolnir magically cause your name to be changed to Thor? Kinda. In Marvel's bridge between Norse myth and the comics, Thor disobeyed his dad's orders so Odin stripped him of his godhood, kicked him down to Earth, then put a lock on Mjolnir that it couldn't be wielded by dickheads. "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor." So yeah, if you can lift Mjolnir, you become the Thunder God. If you lose Mjolnir or somehow become unable to lift it, you lose those powers.
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Amused to Death posted:I was under the impression it was generally English that was spoke in Britain? Maybe they're Welsh?
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Jul 19, 2014 04:24
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These always seem to pick the easiest possible things to complain about. "HOW DO I PAY BILLS ARGH"
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Jul 19, 2014 08:09
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Aerofallosov posted:Guess that's what we get for randomly carving a country out of the middle east and hoping for the best. The entire Middle East was randomly carved into countries, that's why it's such a wreck.
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Jul 20, 2014 17:47
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Isn't she a daughter of Zeus too?
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Jul 27, 2014 15:32
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I wish my birdfeeder got tons of birds. 
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Jul 29, 2014 03:01
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So do they expect to get enough force to get President Biden to resign too, or what.
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Jul 29, 2014 05:28
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"I wish I lived during the Great Depression!"
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Aug 3, 2014 02:41
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The recent backlash over the word "retarded" is really dumb. Moronic, even, maybe even imbecilic.
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Aug 4, 2014 05:24
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I've had shingles. There is not a goddamn thing on this planet that will dull that pain.
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Aug 6, 2014 22:19
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JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:I want to risk my baby's health possibly for his/her whole life just so I can push it out of my vagina The vagina is the portal by which souls enter this world. Caesarian births result in empty shells ripe for demonic habitation.
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Aug 17, 2014 04:25
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Pregnancy is weird and kinda disturbing. One of my coworkers was this short, thin chick, and when she got pregnant she ballooned out to like half again her own size while keeping the same body frame. I'm not even sure how she walked.
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Aug 20, 2014 00:26
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Bodily fluids are pretty gross when ejected from the body or eaten by other humans, tbh.
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Aug 20, 2014 03:09
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Chomp8645 posted:I knew a kid in middle school who was was seriously allergic to tomatoes. Exposure to tomatoes or tomato products would put him in the hospital. You know as well as I do that school lunch pizza doesn't have tomatoes in it.
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Aug 29, 2014 08:07
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Plom Bar posted:We could all stand to reduce our individual carbon footprint by using public transport more often Right, the public transport that doesn't exist.
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Aug 29, 2014 17:10
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RareAcumen posted:Look at this guy and his ridiculous game set-up for Star Citizen. God Almighty, it's beautiful...
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Aug 31, 2014 18:14
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Since when do dragons eat gems. I thought they carried off sheep and maidens.
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Sep 1, 2014 22:01
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In some variants of the story of Noah, what finally pushes God to destroy His creations is rampant cross-species sex - not only between man and beast, but also between angels and man, as well as the animals with other animals. The male crow initially refuses to leave the Ark to search for dry land because he thinks Noah will bang his wife.
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Sep 2, 2014 23:52
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I thought everybody already knew games journalism was corrupt after that Kane & Lynch thing.
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Sep 6, 2014 21:51
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Pilchenstein posted:"Freefall time" sounds like the perfect time for something to collapse. I guess I need to open my eyes sheeple! I think it's the "freefall time" thing that bewilders me the most. How else does stuff collapse?
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Sep 12, 2014 20:41
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Monoliths are inherently phallic and therefore anti-feminist.
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Sep 14, 2014 00:45
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The only gamergate worth anything is the client that lets me download Paradox games.
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Sep 15, 2014 23:03
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Slime posted:The problem is that this guy is trivializing the Scottish identity. You're not Scottish, you're BRITISH. Basically imagine if someone said you couldn't identify as being from a specific state and that your cultural identity HAD to be American. Hell, the divides are even greater. We're not talking different parts of the same country here, we're talking separate countries that happen to be banded together. The United States are several separate countries banded together.
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McDonalds coffee is gym sock water anyway, it's not like you can make it any worse.
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