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swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Pilchenstein posted:

Hark at loving future boy over here, my first mp3 player was 32 megs.

Thats ridiculous you couldnt even fit a full album on that

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swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Wizard of Smart posted:

I touched the poop. I'm Shonda Leer.



Edit: The line I forgot to expand

None of this makes any sense the minimum wage is already over 15 dollars in australia

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

canyoneer posted:

Yeah, I think the posters are American, and they are taking objection to the comparison of Australia's minimum wage not leading to gross inflation and unemployment.

Thanks, I'm hungover as gently caress right now and my brain could not make sense of it at all

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Lottery of Babylon posted:

OTOH, so's your posting.



Not for long it wont!

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

CeramicPig posted:

Saw this on Pinterest



...I don't think that's a cute baby name at all

(my apologies if this starts a name derail, that's not where I was trying to go)

Good name if you are the son of a motherfucker

e: I also like that it looks like a question mark at the end, the cake is asking "Seriously you called your son nimrod?"

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

EZipperelli posted:

So this popped up today because a friend of mine (red) commented on this horseshit. I know none of these people except for red, and I'm dark blue. Yeah, I fed into it...



I mean, black and brown can't be serious. I feel like I'm being trolled harder then I've ever been trolled before. People can't be this dumb... Can they?

Your Uncle Bum

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

PowderKeg posted:

So a Liberal and a Libertarian walk into a sassy post about bumper sticker logic I saw earlier in the day. I created the poop then managed to touch it by failing horribly at roping in the conversation so I'm the idiot.





Fred (who does not know Pete) decided to private message him at some point last night too. I don't know what was said.

I think I found a picture of Pete

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action


I don't believe this for a second

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Segmentation Fault posted:

I imagine that Facebook's abuse report system is somewhat automated. A lot of things get flagged for abuse and aren't taken down until later when it seems like an actual human being looks at them. There was an "Elliot Rodgers was an American Hero" facebook page that stayed up until people got vocally mad about Facebook's refusal to take the page down, after which someone reviewed it and said "Yeah this is awful" and shitcanned it.

Yeah but even just tame nudity gets taken down really quick I don't believe child porn would just stay up

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
I almost asked her for a link to prove it and then realised what the gently caress I was doing and just linked this in case it was somehow true http://www.missingkids.com/cybertipline/

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action



http://themindunleashed.org/2013/10/30-traits-of-empath.html

Link to really wanky poo poo about how empaths can not be boxed in like the normals and are very creative and cool.
Oh and also:

24. Prone to carry weight without necessarily overeating: The excess weight is a form of protection to stop the negative incoming energies having as much impact.

lol

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Zero Star posted:

I'd be the best dad ever because if my teenage son or daughter ever get stroppy with me, I'll just say "Yeah well, I jizzed on your head while you were still in the womb :smug:"

I hosed your mom

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Sexual Aluminum posted:

I call her my mom.

I hosed your mom

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Vriess posted:

Is that Aaliyah on the one left of top right?

"You can't tell nobody
I'm talking bout nobody"

:tinfoil:

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
I'm a trans hetro white guy but dont assume im white or a guy

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Picnic Princess posted:

So I CAN assume you're hetero?

Bigot dickhead.

Haha fell right into my trap I'm actually bilingualhetronormanot and now I imagine you are finding yourself quite the bigot kind sir or madam or non humanidentifying being

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action


I'm not saying it's not awful what's happening to these Iraqi families but this rear end in a top hat has been posting all week about how loving deserved the slaughter of Palestinians has been. I thought at first the guy commenting was sarcastically calling him out on his bullshit but he's actually serious.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Sandweed posted:

ISIS is doing a lot of hosed up poo poo though, the news ain't gonna cover it all because it's not getting views.

Yeah, in a vacuum it's a really good thing for him to be letting people know about but it's hugely hypocritical and ridiculous coming right at the end of a week of posts about how Israel is actually right to have killed hundreds of innocent people.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Mr E posted:

I feel like I'm doing something wrong because I'm a white male with financial aid :(.

You probably just "pass" as a minority

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
(clears throat) "Actually guys Frankenstein is the one who made the monster not the monster itself." (Smiles smugly and takes a long sip of champagne.) "A lot of people don't know that."

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Excels posted:



who asked for this. who would ever

Well it's about loving time

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Haha so aside from the obvious racism this guy is arguing that gang rape is part of christian morality. And that's a good thing.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Nightmare Zone posted:

My sister is aggressively anti-vaccine and a nurse. So is my mom. It's amazing I survived childhood.


(Her comment was along the lines of "AS A NURSE, VACCINES AREN'T NECESSARY".)

I don't get how a nurse who doesn't believe in vaccines even lives with herself because she must have to give out vaccinations all the the loving time

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Knormal posted:

There's been a bunch of screencaps along these lines over the last few pages. I'm a white guy and I'm not really all that upset Robin Williams died. Am I betraying my race somehow? I didn't realize Robin Williams was some kind of white guy rallying point.

White people caring more about posting about not caring about Robin Williams dying than an unarmed black teenager getting shot smdh

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Pilchenstein posted:

You and me both. Like, how the gently caress does he think gps works then? Also how the gently caress do people keep getting constantly loving dumber? :psyduck:

Car travel is impossible wake up!

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
2 tru 4 u

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
That page is really funny

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Maker Of Shoes posted:



I wish someone would have given my ex this internet memo. She stabbed me with a pair of scissors.

Why would you lie to me, Facebook meme? :ohdear:

"Will love when not wanted." Brown eyed people are rapists, all of them.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Leofish posted:

This one:



Baby Boomers, Gen Xers and Millennials are all the same generation I guess

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

El Estrago Bonito posted:

The best part is if Charlie Brooker made the same videos he'd have to buy a truck to haul home all his BAFTA awards. Actually he's said a lot of the same stuff in his own videos, but he's a snarky guy in his 20's with a fun accent so that means hardcore gamerz love him.

Charlie Brooker is in his 40s

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Irradiation posted:



Ah yes interested thought indeed.

Moral of the story: Christians are little pussy bitches Muslims are strong masculine men and Athiests are smart rational pragmatists

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

RareAcumen posted:

:psyduck: I don't believe this poo poo. My experiences with this has always been watching sitcoms from the 2000's where the mom says: 'Just wait until your father gets home.' This is unbelievable.

...how old are you? Are you like 10?

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

RareAcumen posted:

Almost 20.

Why dont you know things?

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Stoatbringer posted:



Shared with no information whatsoever.
Who is he?
What's wrong with him (if anything)? Is he already cured, or dead?
How exactly are a million likes going to pay for a kidney?

This implies his mum has the ability to get him a new kidney already but won't until he gets enough facebook likes. Firm but fair parenting I think, nothing's free kid!

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Kavak posted:

Capitalism.

But I assume you're in Australia, so you'll know what it's like soon enough.

The man-ape hungers for your unions and social benefits australia

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

This is awesome your friends are loving insane walking drama bombs

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

SybilVimes posted:

From what I read, it looked like the whole 'man killed for poking woman on facebook' is a bit clickbait-ey too, they were arguing before that was brought up, it just intensified the argument into a fight. Jealous lover turns killer, sure, but blaming social media for it (or implying it) seems a bit like blaming the phone if he'd gone ballistic over her having some other man's number in her contacts.

Cyber Murder: New Growing "Trend"?

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Darth Freddy posted:

extended family member shared this.



Knowing any kind of information about anything ->

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swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Pope Mobile posted:



I thought I'd culled it all from my wall.

God cancer you're such a dummy! It's like "Hello earth to cancer I'm trying to live over here!"

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