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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Kaiju Cage Match posted:

EDIT: Whoops you already edited your post, but still. Have a tweet from someone saying Link is privileged.



Okay, I really want more on this because there has to be context that makes this even sadder. What is this even apropos of? Ganondorf being dark-skinned [and also super evil] ?

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Henchman of Santa posted:

Someone I thought I knew since 9th grade unfriended me for saying that ESPN showing Michael Sam's kiss over and over again was reasonable because it was a historic moment.

It's great [no it isn't] seeing people get so angry this stuff. :allears: I don't understand why people are so furious over two dudes/women dating though.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Stolen from the Public Shaming tumblr

"“Fastfood restaurant workers will strike at several locations across Atlanta tomorrow demanding $15 an hour.” BC FLIPPING BURGERS IS SOHARD"

read the tweets from the bottom up:



e: sweet everloving christ there's like fifteen of them.

“Why are fast food workers going on strike. Go to school & get a degree so you can have a real job and make that much money! #FastFoodStrike”



"If you strike fast food for more pay your stupid lol it’s a beginners job why tf would you get paid 15$ a hour?"



"The fact that fast food workers are on strike internationally for a union and $15/hr wage is stupid. Get a real loving job."

RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 05:07 on May 16, 2014

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





FREEDOM is coming. :911:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




trapped mouse posted:

This one is absolutely incredible. A. I'm pretty sure "Teabagger" and "Birther" are self-assigned labels. B. The part at the end makes it seem like they agree that they're a racist, a terrorist, anti-american and a greedy capitalist. :allears:

Wait...reading it again, that seems like the only possible interpretation. :psyduck:

'Birther' seems to be like 'Truther' only instead of crowing about how 911 was an inside job it's instead demanding Obama show his birth certificate because there's no way a darkie got E-lected that ain't from Nigeria REASONS.

It's doing that weird 'Oh I'm selfish because I won't give money to charities because I want to buy another car? Well I guess I'm selfish then!' thing. I honestly don't know how to describe it better than what's literally on the image. :sigh:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Drunk Nerds posted:

When I was 11 on the cusp of puberty, I would do the last one frequently at the library. Find the "joy of sex" books, open one up to a pic of a cock head rubbing against a nipple, drop it in the kids section, wAit in hiding for the screams. To this day, I still wonder, "what the gently caress was wrong with me? How the hell did I turn out semi-normal?!"

Milk jug pranks, the knock-out game, sending 'I am a terrorist I have put a bomb in your airport' messages to commercial airline companies.

Really, I feel like that's way more benign compared to the new poo poo people are coming up with nowadays.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




DrNutt posted:

I was reading 'WW' as Wonder Woman at first and I thought, 'yeah, it would probably be unlikely that someone could rape Wonder Woman. Strange analogy, though.'

I'm the big nerd who thought Wind Waker. And then World War. Needless to say I didn't understand the terrible point they were trying to make.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Guest2553 posted:

I wrote a short paper on depleted uranium for a MSc HAZMAT course. Without getting into the boring details, the punch line is that DU is relatively safe and nobody has ever died from exposure. Nor does it travel far in the environment, even in water, because of it's very high molecular weight.

The catch is that if you're exposed to DU, it will be in concert with poo poo that's a lot worse for you like war, plane crashes, industrial accidents, or heavy metal exposure. Also, a lot more things have naturally occurring uranium in them than you'd ever imagine (hope everybody washes their vegetables!).

Hopefully the conversation hasn't drifted too much from the topic while I went to dig up my paper :downs: (e. it has :()

I think the conversation drifted off because you might've meant to post in the Uncharted 3 thread!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




InediblePenguin posted:

yeah like it started as the perfectly reasonable "you can't really expect Every Single Member Of A Given Minority to exist solely to educate you on Minority-Related Issues," which is relevant in situations where it's like "oh hey you're [black/gay/whatever] so tell me what it's like to be [whatever]", but then since people have no understanding of context this has suddenly become "it is never, ever, ANY minority person's place to educate ANYONE EVER AND YOU'RE A BIGOT FOR EXPECTING ME TO" which is... no

I just want to say thank you for this post. Because I've seen the tumblr version of it but never the original intent. So I just rolled my eyes and moved on without giving it any real thought because yelling at someone for wanting a simple explanation on things is just stupid.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Sandweed posted:

Lowtax is getting interviewed by Fox about slenderman.



Oh my gosh, if I had cable this would be the first time I watched Fox News. :allears:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




1stGear posted:

A pretty thorough breakdown of what happened to Lebron. Summary: there was physically no way he could have continued playing the game.

"lol his leg was paralyzed by a cramp. Guess we know who're the real men in sports now. :smug:"

Seriously though, wow, I had no idea how bad it got. I just knew that something happened and he had to be literally carried off of the court.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




trapped mouse posted:



I would guess that a very, very small portion of mothers haven't done these two separate things.

At first I thought it was a throat-clearing message about people liking porn on Facebook.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Captain Clown posted:



drat THOSE SLUTTY FEMALES WALKING AROUND IN TANK TOPS AND SHORTS, SHOW SOME MODESTY FOR CHRISSAKES :argh:

I noticed this a couple of years ago in High School but it really kinda unnerves me how everybody started saying females for some reason.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Experto Crede posted:

I'll be at five guys later :haw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Wizard of Smart posted:

The friendzone is like the saddest expression of the sunk cost fallacy.

"I can't just walk away I've given her so many nice and not gotten a sex yet!"

I've never looked at it in this light and it's amazing now.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Excels posted:

What a waste of a quarter.

That could've bought a whole gumball!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Irradiation posted:

A lot of people think it's possible to "cure" cancer meaning that no one will ever get cancer again, not just being able to treat it.

Like Polio right?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Found these comments under a few Daily Show gifs. http://imgur.com/v4vXkRB,fpTpaFD,e78ueQV,LjQAW2L



:stare:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




into the void posted:

Sorry to double post, but I know someone who posts run of the mill idiocy about Obama, Washington Redskins, etc. Just stupid, offensive poo poo. Whenever I call them on it (which is rare), I usually get the response of "it's suppose to be offensive; it's satire" or "relax, it's a joke". How do you counter that, because all I've got is...I don't think you know what satire means.

Go for broke and call them out on it, make it a huge loving Facebook fight and start off with 'Y'know most racists are just out an about finding everybody else inferior but here you are too scared to just be one without having some shield like 'it's satire!!!!!1'

SirPhoebos posted:

Just say that for it to be a joke, it needs to actually be funny :smuggo:.

Alternatively, just stop being his or her friend.

Never said they were a friend.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Crossposting from the Awful Kickstarters thread because lol:

Ooh, can I get a link to that?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Ohh, it was in GBS, no wonder I couldn't find it. Thanks!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




PervertedLogic posted:

[...] why can't these people use even remotely proper grammar and punctuation? They seem to know what the words mean (most of the time) and what proper order everything goes in (some of the time), so why can't they put the little bits and bobs in the correct, loving place?

Don't worry, you're not alone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




PervertedLogic posted:

Hey that was a pretty cool video. I mean, I honestly though Weird Al was dead, literally.

Yeah, I got linked that one too and I was like "Hey, that could go in the Idiots on Social Media thread!" Just like this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCSA7kKNu2Y

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




I'm believing it's real because it was from: 'An unverified visitor on your site' An anon being a dick because there's no repercussions to it? I can accept that.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




HOOLY BOOLY posted:

Because your stats are so important in Arkham City? :confused:


What is she playing? And why are they both shirtless? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!

It could've easily said something about her playing her own game next to him shirtless being rad as gently caress and it would've been fine.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Picnic Princess posted:

Just saw this posted unironically believing it's a real display of fireworks.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10203410283609532

That was still really cool though.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Afraid of Audio posted:

the same type of rear end who thinks conflict can be boiled down to dudes fightin other dudes

"Okay, so basically what's goin' on is that these two dudes had a beef but things got so serious that poo poo started exploding and poo poo! It was fuckin' hardcore! ...Oh and a buncha people got mixed up and died too though."

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Boy, lotta crazy Swiss scientists/ friends of such in here. But not a single monster to be seen.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Breaky posted:

I didn't want to be the one to point that out.


swampland posted:

(clears throat) "Actually guys Frankenstein is the one who made the monster not the monster itself." (Smiles smugly and takes a long sip of champagne.) "A lot of people don't know that."

i will happily use what limited knowledge i posses to inform people when they are being wrong.

RyuujinBlueZ posted:

Yeah, it's not like children usually take the last name of their father or anything. That'd be stupid. And it's definitely not like the monster saw itself as his creator's offspring. That'd be double stupid.

gently caress, I have been proven in the wrong!!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




DoctorWhat posted:

So many people have taken to using that bit of trivia to lord over others that I've adopted the counterpoint: that the Creature identifies itself as Victor's son, and has as much a claim to the name "Frankenstein" as Victor does.

Being serious though, that's just me saying one of the few things I picked up about literature that people get mixed up that I didn't know at first! Frankenstein was the monster and Sherlock Holmes never having actually said 'Elementary my dear Watson!'

I wasn't really trying to be an rear end about it when I pointed it out.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





What is it with people so infuriated by having to press another button to get English? I've never understood that, it's a button, press it move on to the terrible robo-customerservice.

Also, what a lovely lookout to people needing help. 'Gawsh I gave out free food for poor people but ughhh all these poors coming around my god.'

And what free health care is she talking about?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




The White Dragon posted:

"Oh yeah civilians point guns at one another for fun all the time when they get bored, everybody's doing it!"

The difference is that they're usually like nine. And using their fingers/plastic fake crap that doesn't even shoot anything.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Toriori posted:

Why is it so difficult for ~Internet celebs~ to just say "my apologies if I offended anyone. It wasn't my intent, and my choice of words was poor so as an adult I will admit that, and will take this all as a learning experience."

That's a lot of self-awareness in that post though. You're requiring ~Internet celebs~ to be able to comprehend that it's not some nebulous PC Police deciding that they can't say these words anymore in an effort to make their lives more complicated.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Vanrushal posted:

Doesn't know who Kojima is but just name drops MDickie like it ain't no thang. Steward HK Lar owns. Or is also MDickie. Or both!

Does Metal Gear Solid ring a bell at all?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




It's amazing how everyone can throw support in for seeing her being beaten because she cheated and *no one seems horrified over how severely deranged you have to be to throw a couch at someone or whatever the gently caress Warmachine did to cause those injuries.

*I know there are people who are but we won't see them since this isn't the thread for reasonable screenshots and stories.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




trickybiscuits posted:

I was looking through some "bad dating site messages" and was astonished and mildly horrified to learn that multiple people had received messages like these:


I couldn't find the one that actually mentioned Elliott Rodgers. But that poo poo is hosed up. Do the guys who complain that women have an easier time on dating sites understand that some of these women are getting death threats?

"But everybody gets death threats so shut up."

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




CrowsNestMutineer posted:

You're talking about red's score of 2, right? Putting aside the dumbness of the quiz, I'd give red the benefit of the doubt and presume that he failed to type the second digit.

No, cyan/blue who posted it in the first place.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




More on Ferguson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwXwEWmAqvE

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






http://imgur.com/gallery/lAaMd19

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Patchouli Patrol posted:

Apparently, she also doesn't believe that people can care about multiple things at the same time.



Post a thought provoking scenario question. 'Picture this, you've just gone to the doctor and after a worrying amount of testing it turns out you have cancer. You'd be crushed right? Right? But, what if, on the same day, you found out that your son/daughter/husband/wife had been killed? WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CARE ABOUT????'

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