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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Bull Runner posted:

I'm sure she's making a lot of money and paying all of her taxes at her honest, hard-working job.

She's clearly in the 0.01% of people who make money from MLMs.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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PUGGERNAUT posted:

Here is a nice snippet of some casual racism shared by one of my (white as hell) high school teachers. But it's okay because Bill Cosby, a Black Person, said it.

I checked Snopes and he actually said it too :(

So... it's racist to agree with Bill Cosby? :confused:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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fork bomb posted:

It took me a couple of passes to realize it doesn't say "culture." It's couture. Fancy, high-end cuddling.

Artisanal cuddling for those who demand only the very best.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Man publicly demonstrates that he has no understanding of an important area of science. Still, I guess it's a good way to get lots of hits on youtube.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Excels posted:

How do you stab a girl 19 times and still fail to kill her. I'm pretty sure if you stab any living thing 19 times it is pretty dead after the 10th or 11th stab. That girl's got a guardian angel on duty

If I had a guardian angel I'd hope it would step in way before the stab count reached double figures.

:ese::pray:
:angel: 15... 16... 17... Okay, if this doesn't stop real soon I'm going to have to step in...

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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He could use that to plug one of the holes in his face.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Can't we just agree that everybody oppresses everybody else?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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PresidentBeard posted:

The ball-sweat of euro exchange students is truly the worst part of working at a college.

You store it in jars, don't you?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Is she a large, petite or beautiful Amazonian?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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M_Sinistrari posted:

If I remember rightly, a lot of the organic pesticides that get used are often more toxic than the synthetic pesticides.

Nothing natural contains toxins, you shill for Big Pharma!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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I think there would less trouble in the world if more leaders looked at tits daily.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Huntersoninski posted:

In any case it seems like they weren't even dating anymore, meaning seeing her off camera guy wasn't cheating either.

Maybe she was just rehearsing a scene. He has no respect for her profession.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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HellCopter posted:

I want in. Can somebody repost the original Money Face?

Be careful, you only have twenty seconds to repost it!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Fedoras own hard, haters!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfOuJ93sIog

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Argh, you can't just remake something that only happens once every 5000 years! You'll curse us all!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Are people still being drafted into McDonalds?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Captain Lavender posted:

We know a woman's strength after she's broken: 120Del. That's like 14 bones breaking simultaneously.

but wen she is having baby it is 167.3del can u imagin da luv?
cry everytim

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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I like the disclaimer at the bottom of the image which effectively says "This is bullshit and doesn't do anything. Go to a doctor if you're sick."

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Shared with no information whatsoever.
Who is he?
What's wrong with him (if anything)? Is he already cured, or dead?
How exactly are a million likes going to pay for a kidney?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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CherryCat posted:

A whole bunch of people on Facebook have put up statuses about pretending to be a carrot, any insight as to what bullshit that's about?

If you "like" it, they will then private-message you to explain that you have lost their game, and are now obliged to post the same carrot status on your page and nominate any of your friends who then like your status. It's just a hey-let's-make-this-go-viral silly game.

My sister-in-law caught me with it, but I'm not going to perpetuate the silliness because I'm a grumpy old man. :bahgawd:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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:byodame: All are troops are heroes and everyone everywhere should salute all of them all the time

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Raising your kid atheist from that age is every bit as indoctrinating as the pledge of allegiance, and is directly harmful to them in a social aspect.

Not indoctrinating a child is the same as indoctrinating a child.
We learn something new every day here.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Yeah, it's the dog's bollocks.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Marshal Law would probably in favour of concentration camps, for superheroes, at least.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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OldMemes posted:

I don't think Jesus approves of having AK-47s in the house.

Aw, bless.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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A relative's Facebook feed consists almost entirely of touch-feely share-this-if-you-don't-like-bad-things clickbait images. This is the latest, and probably worst:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Stottie Kyek posted:

What's their reasoning behind it?

Reasoning?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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BonHair posted:

And who the hell measures butter in tablespoons and not in weight?

People who like to eat it by the spoonful.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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karl fungus posted:

There's big money in homeopathy. Market homeopathic ebola treatments made out of water.

Or nano silver, or herb oils, or even violin music :
http://factually.gizmodo.com/6-fake-ebola-cures-being-promoted-online-1642118276/+laceydonohue

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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AnonymousNarcotics posted:

I support cancer!



Real high quality photo there.

That's because it's worn out from going around the internet so much. Facebook and Bill Gates are tracking it and will donate $0.03 for every share!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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If you're not on Facebook, the angels say you can gently caress right off.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Noyemi K posted:

Fats can be very sweet, or very bitter. The ones you usually hear about (and the ones that are fun to poke fun at) are the bitter ones:



"Liquids don't have calories!!!"
I didn't really start losing weight until I realised just how many calories were in wine and beer, as well as soft drinks. You can easily burn off a load of calories during the week and then put them all back on going out with your mates at the weekend.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

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Keep scrolling if she's ugly or stupid and you don't love her!

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