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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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TheBigAristotle posted:

There's a National Geographic documentary on Netflix about wolverines, they're loving insane. They tracked this one wolverine as it just ran over a mountain in deep snow like nothing, sprinting basically the entire time.

These fuckers take down deer and elk sometimes. They're known for backing down from nothing

I think I saw that. Wolverine running up one side, jump cut, wolverine running down the other side. I said "are you loving serious?" at my TV. Wonder if they're as crazy smart as honey badgers.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Dick Trauma posted:

Can you imagine having to go to work like that?

I figure you could just use some sort of purpose-made antler emory board and get it all off in one go. The big problem would be getting undershirts on. You may or may not have to drive a convertible.

Why yes this is indeed something I've given a lot of thought. :shepface:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Wasn't a common belief back then that covering you mouth and eyes and not exposing skin was enough to stop radiation? Not by scientists obviously, but by regular people?

Boring personal anecdote to give a picture of what Joe Average's knowledge on the subject was like.

My grandfather was the tailgunner in a dive bomber for most of WW2. He says basically gently caress-all about his service, but on the phone a while back he told me this story: In '45 when the news about the atom bombs being dropped came down he was on a ship headed back to the US to train as a landing boat turret gunner for the planned invasion of Japan. He just casually mentioned this like it was no biggie. :catstare:

Anyway, the news was announced via loudspeaker, at which point "everyone turned to the one guy in our group who'd been to college and asked what the hell that nonsense meant. We all said "so it's a bomb without explosives, yet it can level a city??""

I imagine people got a bit more knowledge as the cold war geared up, but a lot of folks were starting basically from zero.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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a kitten posted:

Although I know it's coming off the jump, and firing in midair. It almost looks like the recoil has propelled it backwards off the ground, as if the world was suddenly using a third-rate physics engine.

Or that Battlefield 2 mod with the machinegun that had enough recoil that you could use it as a jetpack like in Cave Story. I also remember it having a sniper rifle that shot crates.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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I love how this tech just quietly chugs along with minimal fanfare, improving lives. Every time I see pictures or video the limbs have become simultaneously sleeker and more complex. Nice to see fancy tech that isn't either consumer gadgetry or for killing people.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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mind the walrus posted:

Research Deus Ex then realize that even in 2000 a lot of its ideas were pretty old hat. This poo poo frankly wouldn't exist if there weren't consumer and military applications for it, military especially.

Are...you suggesting the military is replacing soldiers' limbs with prosthetics? :raise:

The tech for reading nerve impulses from the surface springboarded in part off DARPA's power armor project, but that's been ten years from being battlefield ready for fifteen years now. I'm really not sure what you're thinking of.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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mind the walrus posted:

Don't trust reddit. Ever.

Reddit pomps itself up as a populist website but it's run by power users and/or corporate plants spouting bullshit stories and has been for years now. It's owned by Conde loving Nast for god's sake, it's not some basement labor of love like 4chan supposedly was or even an Elite start-up story like Facebook. It is and always has been a corporate for-profit enterprise masquerading as "content submitted and determined by the users."

:pwn:

More importantly the voting system creates incentives to seek upvotes at any cost. People are endlessly reposting old photos and claiming to be the person who took it.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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slothrop posted:

Pretty sure that's a Mustang, just to pick nits.


Count the guns.

Vvv gently caress.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Bombadilillo posted:

All military pilots carry a pistol.

But not usually a revolver.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Carecat posted:

Could be GPS although I don't know why a rally navigator would be using GPS :shrug:

Automatically track split times?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Just The Facts posted:

This guy and Ukrainian Paladin need to team up.

God, that would make a great...comic book or something.

They also need this guy:


Edit: unfucked my image link :saddowns:

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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VendaGoat posted:

Ok, 81 clicks elevation..... :stare:

Windage, your mother.

What is the velocity of that round; at the muzzle and when it struck the target?

I saw an interview with the guy who had the previous record, a Canadian (though he used American ammo :smuggo:). He said he maxed out the dials for elevation and windage, and there still weren't enough mil dots in either direction. He was basically placing the big open space in one corner over the target. First shot missed, but the guys on the receiving end had no idea what was happening or what to take cover behind, so there was plenty of time for the followup shot, which hit.

Imagine being on the receiving end, so far away you can't hear the bang, let alone spot the sniper.

Now consider being on the wrong end of one of these:


Iowa class battleship. That second image has been posted before, and will be posted again. I couldn't not post it. Click for bigger.

Those 16 inch guns fire a variety of shells ranging from 1,900 to 2,700 lbs to a range of 42,345 yards. Aiming is done with the assistance of a mechanical computer that accounts for powder charge, wind, ship's speed, target's speed, humidity, and other factors. Some of the training videos are on youtube. Give it a watch. It's real neat, and gives you a great idea of how the machine works, not just how to work it.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Frostwerks posted:

Would the targets not here the report at all or would they just hear it and not be able to tell where it is coming from?

The bullet is supersonic. It gets there before the bang.
Edit: I either misread or caught you mid edit. v:buddy:v

quote:

I vaguely remember this from the mil history thread but I'm pretty sure they still did. I think the reasoning was that the real advantage of converting to digital wouldn't be the accuracy but that it would be more easily integrated into the ships other systems or some such poo poo and that the costs involved wouldn't be worth it.

Google suggests yes, they did at least one upgrade. In particular, the AA guns couldn't handle the speed of modern jets.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Frostwerks posted:

Oh, I thought you meant the 16 inchers. As for CWIS poo poo I'm surprised they didn't just upgun it with bunches of phalanxes, oerlikons, sea sparrows, etc.

That was just the only specific example I could remember. There were shortcomings with the big guns too. I can only do so much research while phoneposting on the toilet.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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VendaGoat posted:

I have my own opinion on why, but I wish to ask you and the others.

What about doing an act like this and keeping silent about it is, in your opinion, endearing?

Trust me, I agree with you. I just want to read your words.

Because it's proof positive it was done for its own sake. Telling people doesn't make it not selfless, just allows for the possibility.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Cat Hatter posted:

Yeah, why would they bother with the intentionally lovely camera work every so often if they did it on a computer?....

He's saying the dominoes and so forth were composited into an actual video recorded by a guy walking around the house. There's absolutely no reason to CGI literally every element of a video like that.

Also have camera work is frequently used purely as a stylistic choice, or to make it harder to zero in on unconvincing bits of CG.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

A fan website for RMS Queen Mary 2 contains this chart, which compares its size to Noah's Ark as though that was a real thing.



I just want to point out that the Queen Mary 2 is 32 feet longer than a Gerald Ford class aircraft carrier. At the same time, however, it carries approximately 75 fewer aircraft and two fewer nuclear reactors.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Zanael posted:

People being good to other despite society/context are indeed badass.
My grandfather was a teenager during WW2 in occupied France, he was arrested by german soldiers at one point. Young men older than 16 were to be sent to some prison or camp under suspiscion of being part of the resistance I think, kids under were released. He was 17 at that time but looked younger. The guy in charge falsified my grandfather's papers to change his birthdate two years off and he got released.
Years later they met again by chance and proceeded to get drunk as hell. In the end, the german guy stood up straight, said with his strong german accent "I think I've had a little too much" and then collapsed unconcious with a gracious 90° trajectory on the ground.
I wish I had met the guy, I probably wouldn't be here if it weren't for him.

I read something about an American pilot whose bomber got absolutely shot to poo poo. All the instruments were hosed, naturally, so he ended flying the wrong way, farther into Germany. The fighter that got scrambled to shoot him down saw how mangled the plane was, and couldn't bring himself to shoot it. Instead, he flew up next to the bomber, where the American could see him, and pointed emphatically the other way. The bomber got the message, wheeled around, and got home... well, in no more pieces than it already has been.

They say war is about killing men who, in other circumstances, you'd be buying drinks.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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And on the opposite edge of the speed scale:

quote:

SR-71 pilot and keynote speaker, the question I'm most often asked is : "How fast would that SR-71 fly ?" I can be assured of hearing that question several times at any event I attend.

It's an interesting question, given the aircraft's proclivity for speed. But there really isn't a single number to give . . As the turbo ramjet would always give you a little more speed. (If you wanted it to...)

It was common to see 35 miles a minute. But we typically flew a programmed Mach number. But because we never wanted to harm the plane in any way, we never let it run-out to any limits of temperature or speed.

Thus, each SR-71 pilot had his own personal high speed that he saw at some point during our missions. I saw my highest speed over Libya when Khadafy fired two missiles my way: max power was in order. Let's just say that the Blackbird truly loved speed . . And effortlessly took us to high Mach numbers . . We had not previously seen.

So it was with great surprise, when at the end of one of my presentations, someone asked, "What was the SLOWEST . . You ever flew the Blackbird ?" This was a first. After giving it some thought, I was reminded of a story that I had never shared before, and relayed the following: I was flying the SR-71 out of RAF Mildenhall, England, with my backseater, Walt Watson. We were returning from a mission over Europe and the Iron Curtain when we received a radio transmission from home base.

As we scooted across Denmark in three minutes, we learned that a small RAF base in the English countryside had requested an SR-71 fly-by. The Commander of air cadets there was a former Blackbird pilot who thought it would be a motivating moment for the young lads to see the mighty SR-71 perform a low approach.

No problem, we were happy to do it. After a quick aerial refueling over the North Sea, we proceeded to find the small airfield. In the back seat, Walter had a myriad of sophisticated navigation equipment and he began to vector me toward the field.

Descending to subsonic, we found ourselves over a densely wooded area in the slight haze. Like most former WWII British airfields, the one we were looking for had a small tower and little surrounding infrastructure. Walter told me we were close and that I should be able to see the field.

But as far as I could see in the haze, I saw nothing but trees. We got a little lower, and I pulled the throttles back from our 325 knot cruise. With the gear up . . Anything under 275 knots (316 mph) was plain uncomfortable. Walt said we're practically over the field. Looking hard, I saw nothing that looked like an airfield.

I banked the jet and started a gentle circling maneuver. . Hoping to pick up anything that looked like a field. Meanwhile on the ground, the Commander had taken the Cadets up on the control tower's cat walk to get a prime view.

It was a quiet, still day with no wind and partial gray overcast. Walter continued to give me indications that the field should be below us, but in the overcast and haze, I couldn't see it. But the longer we continued to circle and peer out . . The slower we got. With our throttles way back, the awaiting cadets heard silence.

I must have had good instructors in my flying career, as something told me I better "cross-check the gauges." As I noticed the airspeed indicator s-l-i-d-e below 160 knots (180 mph), my heart stopped, as my adrenalin-filled left hand slammed both throttles FULL FORWARD, aka "Balls to the Wall !"

At this point we weren't really flying, but were falling in a slight bank. At the moment both afterburners lit with a thunderous roar of flame, the aircraft fell into full view of the shocked observers on the catwalk on the tower.

Shattering the absolute silence of the morning, they now had 107 feet of fire-breathing titanium in their faces as the plane leveled and accelerated in full-burner, on their side of the infield much closer than expected. It could only be described as some sort of ultimate "knife-edge" aerobatic pass.

We proceeded back to Mildenhall without incident . . Not saying a word to each other for those next 14 minutes. After landing, our commander greeted us . . And we were both certain he was reaching for our wings.

Instead, he heartily shook our hands and said the Commander had told him it was the greatest SR-71 fly-by he had ever seen. Especially how we had surprised them with such a precise maneuver that could only be described as . . breathtaking.

Apparently, some of the cadet's hats were blown off. The sight of the "plan view" of the plane in full afterburner dropping right in front of them was stunning and unbelievable. Walt and I both understood the concept of "breathtaking" very well that morning, and we sheepishly replied that the Cadets seemed just excited to see our low approach.

As we retired to the equipment room to change from space suits to flight suits, we just sat there.... and hadn't spoken a word since "the pass." Finally, Walter looked at me and said : "I saw One hundred fifty-six knots."

"What did you see" asked Walt ? Trying to find my voice I stammered "One hundred fifty-two..."(175 mph) We sat in silence for a moment. Then Walt calmly said "Don't ever do that to me again...."

I never did, and not sure I could. A year later, Walter and I were having lunch in the Mildenhall Officer's club, and overheard an officer talking to some cadets about an SR-71 fly-past that he'd seen.

Of course, by now the story included kids blown off the tower, and screaming as the heat of the jet singed their eyebrows.

As we stood there with lunch trays in our hands, the officer noticed our HABU shoulder patch icon of a deadly snake and asked us to verify to the Cadets that such an event occurred.

Walt just shook his head and said, "It was probably just a routine low approach......they're pretty impressive in that airplane." Impressive . . indeed.

Little did I realize that LOW SPEED experience . . would become one of the most requested stories. It's ironic, that people now became very interested in how slow the World's fastest jet aircraft can fly.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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chitoryu12 posted:

Why the gently caress is that book so expensive? Did they guy only publish 12 copies with gold leaf filigree or something?

That's not all that bad as long out of print hardcover books that are also really interesting go. Look up "Ignition! an informal history of liquid rocket propellants."

Edit: it's been quoted a number of times in that "chemicals I won't work with" blog, to give you an idea what kind of book we're talking about.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Screaming Idiot posted:

To hell with the rotten fruits of the military-industrial complex that is loving our nation and starving our children ...

:rolleye:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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KFBR392 posted:

It is, and I don't need to post the Eisenhower quote here, you all know it.

This isn't the thread for it and you know it.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Tracula posted:

I never said otherwise. Do what you love and even better if it improves the world.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Istari posted:

If you think that's where a 4-legged mammals breasts are, you've been looking at too much furry porn.

If you think that's where all furry porn ladies keep their breasts, you haven't googled crotchboobs.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Soulex posted:

Wow, that shits weird. I always thought that it was due in part to the SOFA. We were essentially told to turn ours in and replace with SAW. Then again, it's not like we were banging down doors so, I just went with what I was told as a private.

The actual reason you got SAWs was that M2s are heavy, huge, and have expensive ammo. All sorts of weird rumors circulated within the military because theyve never really been good at communication.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Crossposted from GiP: Sniper Battle with ISIS https://imgur.com/HFPgvlG

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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hawowanlawow posted:

What difference does it make how the trees sense that they're touching? Whether it's gas, friction, or light sensitivity, the trees are still sensing each other and not growing into each other.

This is a really strange post.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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hawowanlawow posted:

Nobody is pissed off, I didn't mean to scare you buddy

There really isn't a way to interpret your post that doesn't make you skeptical towards the general idea if science. That may not be what you meant to communicate, but that's what the post says.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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sneakyfrog posted:

:eyepop: maybe thats where the orb is sposed to go

Or maybe that's where it left at great speed when it detected the time was right.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

No ring, no hands, 5/10

My new band name: Only Anus

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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I choose to assume he made sweet love to the contested doe with the severed head of his rival fixed on his antlers. It's like Conan the Barbarian in elk form.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Avenging_Mikon posted:

I don’t think that’s the head of a rival. Pretty sure it’s the full corpse of a coyote.

:psyduck:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Snowy posted:

Rocksmith lets you use a real guitar. Also this video of a 10 year old rocking out some Slayer is pretty badass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFd2Mi2FTzs

This owns.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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RCarr posted:

It has nothing to do with your job. Most people work 9-5, which is about the same amount of time you go to high school for each day. What I was getting at was most adults have exponentially more responsibilities than they did as high school kids. I can't even imagine ever having as much free time as I did when I was in high school.

If you're single, childless, and have reasonable hours and you were a serious student as a child it's totally reasonable. It's 35 hours in school versus about 40 at work, but without the 12+ hours per week of homework from my wall of AP classes and however many hours of orchestra practice, and I didn't even do sports or clubs.


This wouldn't be the case if I had a child or had some god awful retail job, but you said "adult" not "parent" or "dejected wageslave."

Edit: the big issue for me is it's way harder to muster up give-a-gently caress after work than it was after school.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Waci posted:

Ugh how dare someone elses experiences differ from mine what assholes

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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ladron posted:

or what? you'd cry? beat him up?

Or it would have been an unfathomably cruel thing to say.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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VanSandman posted:

That gator’s dead.

I read something the other day about gators getting frozen into ponds and surviving. They're apparently pretty durable.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Dick Trauma posted:

This is the coolest thing I have ever seen...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RBSkq-_St8

The creator posted in the comments that they're working on a singer robot. This is going to own even harder. :awesomelon:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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Lechtansi posted:

I'm not a fan of motorhead, so it could just be that the song is supposed to sound like that, but listening to those robots play I couldn't identify a single thing I would call music. Is it a "close enough to count if your a big fan" type thing?

It's not mixed so the drums overpower the rest, and the vocals are missing.

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

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DontMockMySmock posted:

You know what's worse than wannabe commandos who say "EDC"? People who quibble about the definition of "acronym".

It's mostly an American/European thing. The distinction between acronyms and initialisms was rarely a thing in the US until it somehow leaked into our culture, kind of like calling redheads "gingers."

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