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   Spain won the last world cup with thrilling performances where they passed the ball, forever, til everyone fell asleep, it was riveting stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW8KNnVcv68 This video has been proven to cure insomina. Woof. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAW73OSvnrk This one is really thrilling though, lol, not. Spain look to repeat as world cup champs. In qualifying they finished 2nd to France, that's bad. Spains manager is this guy, Vicente Del Bosque, he likes to fish, read the newspaper, and always has a bowl of Werthers candies on the coffee table.  Spain will be playing in group B  Hell, looks easy. Now, lets look at the most important players for Spain at the 2014 world cup.  Clenbuterol quote:Clenbuterol (Clen) is the common term used that refers to the popular bronchodilator Clenbuterol Hydrochloride. Designed with the intent of treating chronic asthma, Clen is also a powerful fat-burner with some similarities to Ephedrine yet far more powerfully effective. While designed to treat respiratory issues it is this medications fat-burning abilities that have intrigued so many and by and large without question it is the number one reason many buy Clenbuterol (Clen) in the first place. The reason is simple; Clenbuterol (Clen) greatly increases your total metabolic activity by stimulating the Beta-2 receptors; once this process is in play the results are very simple, we now use stored body-fat for energy to a higher degree. While direct fat-burning is the primary mode of action regarding its metabolic activity properties Clen has been shown to also greatly reduce total appetite in some; for some it wont but decreasing appetite can be useful to those struggling to lose weight.  Erythropoietin quote:Erythropoietin is a glycoprotein that is produced by the kidneys and is commonly referred to as EPO. EPO is responsible for red blood cell production; the red blood cells are responsible for carrying oxygen to and through the blood. While the human body naturally produces EPO, thanks to recombinant DNA technology we now have exogenous EPO known as Epoetin Alfa. Medicinally, this form of EPO is most commonly used to treat anemia. At one time, Anadrol 50 or Oxymetholone was a primary combatant of anemia, but Epoetin Alfa has proven much safer. The first batches of exogenous EPO hit the U.S. market in 1984 thanks to Amegen, a biotechnology firm.  Anavar quote:If you are following the typical "time on = time off" protocol, this means you can lose a bunch of fat during your time on, then keep most (if not all) of it off until your next cycle. That makes it a great drug for athletes who are drug tested and need to be clean for their season, yet need to keep the fat/weight they lost on their cycle off& Im thinking about wrestlers and other weight-class athletes. Anavar is also the clear choice for a "spring-cutting" cycle, to look great at the beach and you can use it up until the summer starts, and then keep the fat off during the entire beach season! The up and coming player Xenon might get a run out, you can read more here: http://www.economist.com/news/science-and-technology/21595890-obscure-gas-improves-athletes-performance-breathe-it The rest of the squad are pretty much the same as last time, plus maybe Diego Costa if he heals from his injury, that he got when they lost to Real Madrid in the champions league. Spain are favorites to win the world cup at 14:88 odds. Can they do it? I personally think they can't they are too old and teams will be gunning for them. Spain is a nice country to visit probably, Paella is one of their best dishes. African AIDS cum fucked around with this message at 20:33 on May 26, 2014 |
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Bogan Krkic posted:Terrible thread title, great op. In minimalism there is beauty.
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May 26, 2014 20:38
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"If I would talk, the Spanish football team would be stripped of the 2010 World Cup". - Eufemiano Fuentes, disgraced Spanish doping doctor. http://www.sudinfo.be/sports/foot_international/2010-12-13/fuentes-si-je-parle-on-retire-la-coupe-du-monde-a-l-espagne-831186.shtml
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May 26, 2014 20:42
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Baldo di Gregorio posted:Reminder that a Spanish judge ordered 200 blood bags seized in Operation Puerto destroyed haha They are still frozen in storage as WADA appeals that, Spain really really wants them destroyed lol
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May 26, 2014 20:54
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 That thousand yard stare. Vitality and joy sucked away by a decade of severe drug abuse. He wouldn't even recognize himself in the mirror. Sad. Triste.
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May 26, 2014 21:19
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Fag Boy Jim posted:I'm sorry for going off topic but I just hate the nation of Spain so much. It's understandable. They are bad.
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May 26, 2014 22:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG5wSUPgtkc not that impressive tbh
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May 29, 2014 17:57
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Just saw on twitter that Spain's tuneup friendly in Santa Barbara vs. The Adult Virgin Islands is cancelled
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May 31, 2014 21:03
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I think Spain will really struggle. Bad vibes all around the team. Would be great if they didn't make it out of the group, but their group is real bad.
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Please post a gif of each Dutch goal ITT let us all savor them
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Jun 13, 2014 22:07
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Another thing I really loved: Spanish players visibly gassed with 15 minutes left, bent over, hands on knees, gasping for air as the Dutch ran around them with ease. Your time is over Spain. Leinders is the new king of the doping game. Roasted.
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Jun 13, 2014 22:09
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Jun 14, 2014 02:36
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Xavi is "retiring" by going to play in Qatar. I think Spain are playing clean now and we are seeing their real level. Which is bad. They will have all their wins stripped when this tainted era gets revealed in full. We are in the siege of Byzantium moment now.
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Jun 18, 2014 00:23
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Pep brought the doctor who was in charge when he tested positive for Nandrolone, to the staff at Barca and now at Bayern.
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Jun 18, 2014 10:05
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quote:-Barcelona always travel the same day to every away game, which is said to be triggered to reduce the chances that there is a surprise drug test by UEFA officials. There are also the rumors Abidal's tumors were caused by doping, and this forced Pep out. Spanish sport is filthy, Nadal with his hulk hogan looking rear end. They should be barred from all sporting competitions for a decade.
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Jun 18, 2014 10:09
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Nah all soccer testing is a loving joke, they don't blood test (only now are starting to I think) and its only in competition testing. If testing was good, players would look like they did in the 80's again.
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Jun 18, 2014 10:25
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FIFA tested all but ~60 players nefore the world cup, heres the ones they didn't test https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/t2J5O_ANFrQnsps3UC_bQww/htmlview?pli=1
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Painkiller posted:That's true of course. I wasn't trying to use their sluggishness as evidence that they aren't doping, just laughing at how slow they are. Spain's lack of dynamism in the centre is a real problem for them. De Vrij and Martins Indi were able to follow Iniesta and Silva all over the place because they knew that neither Xavi, Alonso or Busquets were going to run past them. The Dutch have surpassed Spain in the doping arms race, just look at their speed skating performance in Sochi
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Jun 18, 2014 17:44
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Akbar posted:lol where did you find this gem? There is not a thing wrong with what he wrote but I assume you didn't read it anyway, and your post doesn't contradict his either
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Jun 19, 2014 08:37
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Healbot posted:Oh it got a fact wrong alright, but numbers aren't your strong suit. Here's a number for you: 275, my warm up on bench press. Have a seat hon.
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Jun 19, 2014 09:02
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Lol http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/2014/07/02/spain-launches-anti-doping-program-funded-by-ioc/12028427/
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El Hefe posted:Google-translate this and have fun tom Nice, thanks. btw I can mostly read spanish fluently now just can't conjugate verbs. I think police are the only effective anti-doping agency at this point.
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