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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDrX-kvppiE

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genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

ZappDash posted:

Be extra worthless like this dude:



e - but seriously, I'm lmbo about all of this. Tyvm Cole and Kit Walker

lmao

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

It's always refreshing to click on D&D and see which posters you see post just a little off in other subforums are actually batshit, also

Boon posted:

Everyone got pretty caught on the whole "life on the line" thing. I'd argue, and if you read my post, that it's a pretty small part of it. It's the time commitment. It's the being away from life that is the real sacrifice.

From my own experience. I was stationed in Hawaii for 45 months. In those 45 months I spent 22 of them physically at sea. That's a hard thing for people to understand because they have nothing to compare that too.

Kit Walker posted:

Well, before my current job I was working another one where I earned 9 an hour and spent an average of 3 hours a night sleeping for a year, so I'd say the private sector can be about as lovely as the military in many ways!

Gotta admit this Kit Walker guy has us all beat

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Snowdens Secret posted:

It's always refreshing to click on D&D and see which posters you see post just a little off in other subforums are actually batshit, also



Gotta admit this Kit Walker guy has us all beat

hahah poor kit :(

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

Snowdens Secret posted:

It's always refreshing to click on D&D and see which posters you see post just a little off in other subforums are actually batshit, also



Gotta admit this Kit Walker guy has us all beat

Tbf, sounds like that dude was inches away from being homeless, which most people with a military background in this forum won't likely face.

Unless you're Cole.

Fucitol fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Jun 2, 2014

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

ZappDash posted:

Be extra worthless like this dude:



e - but seriously, I'm lmbo about all of this. Tyvm Cole and Kit Walker

Is that joseph gordon-levitt? If not, he can get the gently caress out.

Also I never saw that movie cause it looks like poo poo.

Every bike rider needs to die a horrible death, and then in the afterlife be forced to buy a kia.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

ZappDash posted:

Tbf, sounds like that dude was inches away from being homeless, which most people with a military background in this forum won't likely face.

Unless you're Cole.

This was a decent colejoke but seriously I wouldn't put 'the wife maxxed out all our credit cards before she threw me out of our apartment in base housing' as really that much dumber than 'I just had to move to NYC to be a hipster when I didn't have any real skills beyond pedalling my legs kinda fast'

That's if you count a comfy spot between the Hescos under the starry Afghan sky, or a bed you share with two other people not even 100 feet from a running fission reactor, as 'home'

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
getting paid 15 an hour in nyc is probably like getting paid negative 5 bucks anywhere else so that idiot is actively losing money while wearing his spandex shorts

ps cole take out a big life insurance policy, pay the first month premium then jump in front of a train. make it look like you tripped or some poo poo so the suicide clause doesnt gently caress over your family

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
I would prefer if he didn't because it is a major pain in the rear end when poo poo is late because someone got hit by a train. Thanks.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Lmao that Cole didn't get a 6 figure job right out of army

Just applied for an Army civ job that starts at 90k. I won't get it

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Godholio posted:

Just applied for an Army civ job that starts at 90k. I won't get it

That's not six figgies

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
The upper end is.

Edit: I should've said the low end of the pay range, not "starts". My bad.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
your future income club standing is hurting mate

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

genderstomper58 posted:

your future income club standing is hurting mate

I think he might recover most of what he lost by making a film school joke and then mention a better opportunity that he's applied for.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

I think he might recover most of what he lost by making a film school joke and then mention a better opportunity that he's applied for.

Heh films? my projected 2019 income is 517,000 euros plus bonus.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Check out Silicon Valley if you haven't. It's pretty god drat funny.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

elite_garbage_man posted:

Check out Silicon Valley if you haven't. It's pretty god drat funny.

game of thrones u mean

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

genderstomper58 posted:

game of thrones u mean

:psypop:

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

pop the molly im sweatin

woo

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007


ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

DoggesAndCattes
Aug 2, 2007

elite_garbage_man posted:

Check out Silicon Valley if you haven't. It's pretty god drat funny.

Yeah. It's a good show. Mike Judge is behind it. He's taking inspiration from his experiences when he worked as a programmer working on F-18s and a start-up in Silicon Valley.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Hey guys good news DFAS fixed their problem and I got paid so I'm not broke and I sucked that dick last night for no reason.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

There is a poor in our midst.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
I was really looking forward to cole taking out a payday loan and then trying to outsmart them by paying it back early and getting a huge fee.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

genderstomper58 posted:

game of thrones u mean

the last episode was pretty hilarious

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Cole posted:

Hey guys good news DFAS fixed their problem and I got paid so I'm not broke and I sucked that dick last night for no reason.

Did it taste good, at least?

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Cole posted:

Hey guys good news DFAS fixed their problem and I got paid so I'm not broke and I sucked that dick last night for no reason.

I wouldn't go so far as to say no reason

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

elite_garbage_man posted:

the last episode was pretty hilarious

Arya laughing owned so much

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.

elite_garbage_man posted:

Check out Silicon Valley if you haven't. It's pretty god drat funny.

I enjoy this show, Martin Starr's character loving rules.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

elite_garbage_man posted:

the last episode was pretty hilarious
The reactions to the last episode are pretty hilarious.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB2sXuYSH7k

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

The jackin' dudes off spergout was hilarious.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Like 2 shake weights

hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT9Zuuw2sco

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Jun 2, 2014

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

genderstomper58 posted:

your future income club standing is hurting mate

Not so much as my current income club standing.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

this page is missing something









:nws:http://i.imgur.com/PId0D7n.jpg:nws:

:eyepop:

there we go

vulturesrow
Sep 25, 2011

Always gotta pay it forward.
This right here shouldve been a duffel blog article:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/rest-of-world-not-biting-on-couples-open-relations,36178/

vulturesrow fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Jun 3, 2014

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

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Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Remember that MP chick masturbating in her OIF barracks with "Cat Scratch Fever" as the soundtrack? Pretty sure my counterpart in 1st CAV gave that file to me first thing when we did RIP/TOA. There was one other one too, but I can't remember much about it. EVERYONE in Iraq had those two on their computers in OIF3.

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