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Dec 29, 2008
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gleep gloop posted:

That's actually really tough to get into.

You're thinking of vaginas

Cole have you considered asking any living relatives for money, as a first move? It's pretty much the white person go to

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ZappDash posted:

Be extra worthless like this dude:

15/hr is pretty good money for a fax machine

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It's always refreshing to click on D&D and see which posters you see post just a little off in other subforums are actually batshit, also

Boon posted:

Everyone got pretty caught on the whole "life on the line" thing. I'd argue, and if you read my post, that it's a pretty small part of it. It's the time commitment. It's the being away from life that is the real sacrifice.

From my own experience. I was stationed in Hawaii for 45 months. In those 45 months I spent 22 of them physically at sea. That's a hard thing for people to understand because they have nothing to compare that too.

Kit Walker posted:

Well, before my current job I was working another one where I earned 9 an hour and spent an average of 3 hours a night sleeping for a year, so I'd say the private sector can be about as lovely as the military in many ways!

Gotta admit this Kit Walker guy has us all beat

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ZappDash posted:

Tbf, sounds like that dude was inches away from being homeless, which most people with a military background in this forum won't likely face.

Unless you're Cole.

This was a decent colejoke but seriously I wouldn't put 'the wife maxxed out all our credit cards before she threw me out of our apartment in base housing' as really that much dumber than 'I just had to move to NYC to be a hipster when I didn't have any real skills beyond pedalling my legs kinda fast'

That's if you count a comfy spot between the Hescos under the starry Afghan sky, or a bed you share with two other people not even 100 feet from a running fission reactor, as 'home'

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Cole posted:

Hey guys good news DFAS fixed their problem and I got paid so I'm not broke and I sucked that dick last night for no reason.

I wouldn't go so far as to say no reason

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This is neat if stuff like this is your bag

https://archive.org/details/Complete_Broadcast_Day_D-Day

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Always Marines having shouting matches with random civvies in the street

No Navy guy ever feels the need to scream at some woman dressed as Popeye because their neckerchief is tied wrong

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

thatd be mean as gently caress if they made her walk down the aisle like that

I'm pretty sure she can roll with the punches

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genderstomper58 posted:

anyone who calls movies films is prolly a huge human being

good litmus test

what if you call them flicks

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I started my new job today and it turns out they let people bring in their dogs and let them run around in the cubicles. I got visited by a golden retriever and some tiny little beagle and I saw a border collie running around.

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EU is more racist than the US, though, and hilariously so.

I'm not really sure if I'd put South America as more or less racist than Europe. Like they're both masters of spotting a drop of mongrel blood in someone's heritage at a glance in a way that Americans haven't bothered with in decades, but at least as an American you can look and say "Well, that guy's French and I guess he's hating on that chick cuz she's part North African or at least Italian or something" while you listed to a Panamanian go on a long crazy rant about some guy who belongs to a different one of their like 62 indigenous tribes but his met the Spaniards six years later than the other one so they're practically still living in trees etc etc and you just come out confused

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Booblord Zagats posted:

When my brother and his wife got back from Monaco (which I get is not Morocco) his summary was like "It's pretty much what ever luxury hotel in Vegas tries to fool you in to thinking it is, without any of the white trash waiting in massive lines for lovely restaurant seating."

Monaco is genuine ridiculous. So many supercars and supermodels. The big casino's huge-rear end lobby is plated in no-poo poo gold, and at least in the '90s they wouldn't let you on the floor in less than a tuxedo.

When I was a kid we'd take the train down to ogle the cars and the girls, about the last time we went down there we accidentally bought a Ferrari and had to flip it before the bills came due. 'The town Vegas desperately wishes it was' is pretty spot on.

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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

How the gently caress did you accidentally buy a Ferrari

We were at an exotic car auction in Monte Carlo, because that's actually a great way to take a bunch of kids and go look at a stupidly huge selection of supercars all in one place. The bidding started at 150k francs which was like 25 grand American and my grandfather was feeling fruity or something so he bid, and then no one else did, more or less. It ended up being like $30k, If you really care I have a couple pictures of it, it wasn't really a nice car (13ish years old, cloth interior) and he was terrifying driving stick so he flipped it. He was actually looking to pick up a Silver Shadow that ended up going for the same price a little while later so the money thing wasn't really a big deal.

The car demand in Monaco is so bizarre that I remember one of the few American cars was like an '85 Monte Carlo SS and I think it went for more than that Ferrari or the Rolls. Dunno if the name had novelty value or what.

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Caught Dillon Francis and Skrillex in west Iowa of all places tonight, pretty decent show for a Wednesday

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iyaayas01 posted:

lol which casino was it at?

Mid America Center so I don't know if that's Caesar's or the Horseshoe

Didn't have a chance to check out the dog track

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Fart Sandwiches posted:

I get up at 5:45 every day because I'm retarded.

You beat traffic on the morning commute that way, it's a hard habit to shake

E: also mofos that don't shower in the morning are gross

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quote:

IAPF’s mission is conservation through direct action. We aim to stop the hemorrhaging at the front lines of the world wildlife war. We do this by adopting a structured, military–like approach to conservation. This includes using correct levels of force to capture hardened poachers.

Isn't that the same as those batshit crazymen who built a stealth boat to attack fishermen?

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Boom, instant savings.

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