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I like that male soldiers just scream when you fulton them and female soldiers just go YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Veotax posted:From reading the Giant Bomb review it sounds like all the 'Mechanical Apartheid' and 'Aug Lives Matter' crap is just marketing bullshit and not actually in the game. Which is a relief. So they caved to the whiny crybabies? What a shame, another gutless game company.
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Aug 19, 2016 23:43
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Veotax posted:I imagine that stuff was never in the game and made up for the marketing. I don't believe that for a second, the director in particular defended the mechanical apartheid thing pretty vigorously when it first came to light a few years ago and they got a hell of a lot of black for the aug lives matter thing to.. Its funny cause the same companies that want games to try to mirror political things a little are the same ones that complain the loudest when a company does try to do it.
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Aug 20, 2016 01:10
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timp posted:Is this a typo? Yes. quote:Oh wow you actually were serious. Why wouldn't I be? Do you want games to at least attempt to mimic some real life situations or do you want your shootymans press button, boss is dead via metal balls I fired from my torso, can't have it both ways. Story telling wise gaming is still in its infancy but they could make the attempt, problem is companies always catch poo poo from offended retards, at this point we'll just keep getting the same tired old stuff if every single time someone tries the perpetually offended brigade sounds the horns. quote:I had to do this as well and I was already sure Alteisen was loathsome Gonna lose so sleep over this, you don't even know. 
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Aug 20, 2016 05:36
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Jan 25, 2017 07:14
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ArtIsResistance posted:Goons hate the highly popular gta franchise and enjoy the more obscure and dead franchise saints row more??? I wonder what they think about Borderlands 2 GTA has gotten to far up its own rear end.
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Jan 26, 2017 03:35
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WickedHate posted:San Andreas is the best GTA imo, but even so, that game was pretty much all about CJ getting dicked around by other people until the very end. Its especially bad with Sweet since CJ basically builds an empire by that point but Sweet can't shut the gently caress up about the HOOD HOMIE.
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Jan 26, 2017 06:18
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The memes where terrible but the story itself was also very weak, it also completely ruined the older characters as well, Lilith in particular was just a junkie and it was just odd that Roland gets killed given the context of the world, and the explanation of it was that the new U's aren't actually canon or something. It didn't help that some pre-sequel's dialogue just seemed like sour grapes. The loot was completely terrible as well, its like they where trying to make it pseudo MMO and it just didn't work at all. The higher difficulties where just horrifically unbalanced, no testing seemingly went into them. I'd describe BL2 as aggressively mediocre, good for one playthrough but not much else.
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Jan 26, 2017 10:57
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Digirat posted:Well borderlands was mentioned in a thread so I guess it's time to read the exact same creepy hate wank about anthony burch I've read probably fifteen times on the forum already. Its funny cause nobody brought that up but you, guess you really don't like him huh... Really everyone's just talking his writing which is just not very good. quote:To his credit he actually said he wished he didn't make them part of the universe because of all the complications it caused on the storytelling end. A good writer could have fit them or found a way to make Roland's death actually mean something. quote:The first Drakengard is a terrible game filled with amazing little things. Drakengard is amazing game for the simple fact that the character you play has 0 redeeming qualities, he's not someone with a heart of gold, he's not some anti-hero, he is the most hosed up, evil rear end in a top hat in the entire game surrounded by a motley crew of even more hosed up people than you, and this is the guy you're supposed to root for as murder child soldiers by the thousands. More games need a reprehensible rear end in a top hat as the main character.
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Jan 26, 2017 19:16
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WickedHate posted:Hey, give him some credit, he rejects his sister's incesty love for him. That should technically count as a redeeming quality, aside from it resulting in her suicide and as a result of that the apocalypse. The giant baby one or the one that ends with you getting poo poo down by F-16's in the modern day?
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Jan 26, 2017 19:28
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The flower woman one could eat a dick cause the last 2 notes happened while the screen was dark, I knew actual musicians who had trouble with that part.
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Jan 26, 2017 19:40
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There's something immensely satisfying about going back to a boss in Bloodborne who kicked your rear end the first time and stomping his rear end into paste.
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Jan 30, 2017 11:17
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Tumble posted:I only ever legitimately beat FTL twice, and both of those times I thrashed the flagship by virtue of getting lucky with rockmen and lasers. Every other time I'd get pounded into dust after a couple of volleys. Are you maximizing your jumps? Always plan the most lucrative route through any sector, the specter or RNG can still gently caress you but I've been able to consistently beat the game by planning a route to hit as many areas as possible, I've even won with some terrible builds purely because of how prepared my crew was.
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Jan 31, 2017 22:01
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I just realized what the implications of the Old Hunters DLC in bloodborne is and my mind is all 
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Feb 2, 2017 05:09
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Poops Mcgoots posted:Don't know if it's already been discussed, but mind sharing? Its the nightmare of certain people that are considered heroes. Ludwig in terms of game lore is supposed to be a big hero, in reality he murdered god knows how many people then ultimately became a beast himself, I mean his arena is a literal pile of corpses strewn about everywhere. Maria and the hosed up research hall, essentially giving the implication that she knew all about the horrific poo poo happening but did nothing. The fishing village is where the church fights and the streets run red with blood, its the old Yharnam, possibly the very first one. And the hub area itself of the nightmare is where hunters end up and go completely insane, all they live for is to kill. Its hell, a literal hell for hunters and a much worse fate for some of them. Whether or not Maria killed herself is open to interpretation, it seems self inflicted when you find her.
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Feb 2, 2017 05:20
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Glukeose posted:Well the Hunter's Nightmare is a kind of collective nightmare of all the hunters and church officials doomed by their actions in Yharnam. As you tread through you are going backward through history, to the original sin which dooms all Yharnamites. Hold up Are you saying in the non nightmare world hunters or whomever killed a son of a great one thus dooming yharam forever?
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Feb 2, 2017 05:49
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Feb 2, 2017 21:44
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food court bailiff posted:I really wasn't feeling Bloodborne until I was wandering around in the early game and a giant invisible amygdala tossed me around like a rag doll out of nowhere. I was also pretty drunk at the time and had to immediately do it again to make sure I wasn't losing my mind. The 2nd playthrough is where I started to get into it, by the time I was getting done with my first I was getting sick of the game, probably due to the mobs and some awful bosses, on the 2nd playthrough I'm just soaking up the atmosphere.
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Feb 3, 2017 00:38
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I think the PS4 has been out long enough to have more than one game worth buying for it, it routinely has the best version of 3rd party games as well. Its crazy how loaded its been so far, Nioh coming out, Yakuza 0, Yakuza 6 in the future, Persona 5, Tales of berseria, lot of good stuff.
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Feb 3, 2017 00:52
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Yea there's lots of BB influences in DS3, hell some enemies look like they where straight up unused in BB and just slapped into Dark Souls, there's even one that looks like he has messengers on his back.
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Feb 3, 2017 09:03
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Edgeworth is the best character in AA games and its a crime against humanity that Investigations 2 was never brought to the US. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr9AVYDEeMQ&t=137s I mean this is probably the best cornered theme the franchise has ever had.
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Feb 4, 2017 10:49
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Dark Souls 2 had some problems with 60 fps as well, weapons would wear out much faster for some reason, the problem still persisted even in the re-release.
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Feb 5, 2017 01:26
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It also plays into the lore cause Alonne was like a super samurai or something so he'd rather commit Hara kiri than let you defeat him.
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Feb 5, 2017 22:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6D43KZeMog DD4 is the most well programmed game I have ever played.
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Feb 6, 2017 05:22
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Alpha Protocol talk: If you go recruit you start with 0 points to put into stuff but when you finish the initial zone stuff you'll have more than you would have if you had specialized, plus it unlocks Veteran which is just so much fun to do since you can max everything out early and the special veteran dialogue options are really funny.
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Feb 8, 2017 01:10
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Poops Mcgoots posted:I mean, realistically, the switch is the platform for it to come back given how they seem to be pushing the ability for other players to be able to join up on the same device. Long as each person doesn't require a 3DS and a cable that would be a good idea.
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Nuebot posted:
2 reasons for Automatas popularity. Platinum handling gameplay duties. 2B is pure waifu bait.
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Feb 14, 2017 03:58
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Kiebland posted:So, Nioh, being a BloodSouls type game, obviously has mimic chests. I usually take the time to do a test swipe at each chest I find, but wasn't paying attention and opened one with a mimic inside. What I was not expecting, at all, was it to proceed to jump onto me, climb down, and turn into a complete copy of my character, down to hotkeyed items. Be sure to mimic their gesture back at them for a surprise.
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Feb 15, 2017 03:28
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Rough Lobster posted:Wow it seems like Team Ninja lifted a ton of poo poo wholesale from the Souls series. Other than the enemies resetting and "souls" to level the games aren't really that similar. 
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Feb 15, 2017 03:54
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The best piece of Destiny lore is that guardians being assholes is 100% canon as there's a grimoire thing that has Cabal stating that survivors spotted the guardians scavenging for loot, dancing and doing acrobatics on their sparrows. There's also another piece that explains that the PvP Crucible maps are chosen because they are areas that need to be guarded, and offering guardians incentives to shoot each other in the face is the best way to keep them all in one place, otherwise they'll wander off to search for shiny things.
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Feb 17, 2017 21:29
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food court bailiff posted:Since this is the PYF thread and not the sister thread I'll repeat that I loving love Destiny despite its flaws and more games need to have straight-up laser space guns. I would kill for a colorful, goofy futuristic Battlefield.  How about an AK47 that shoots lightning
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Feb 17, 2017 23:31
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Drunk Driver Dad posted:I'm playing ME1 which is my first time playing a ME game, and while I like the codex and having all the info to read(Witcher 3 does this really good too) I can't stand the narration. It goes way too slow for me, and if I try to read further it distracts me. Luckily I have a mute shortcut on my keyboard so that solves that. So you're playing a story centric game and ignoring most of the story. Makes sense.
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Feb 18, 2017 04:55
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:No you jackass. ME1 has a narrated codec, and he's turning off the narration and reading it himself. First off rude. Second, yea now I get it, my bad.
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Feb 18, 2017 05:08
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food court bailiff posted:I just rescued Oliver in Far Cry 3 and after weeks of being kept in a slave's prison, his flat-brimmed hat still has the drat sticker on it. And his first words to you after saving him from slavery in a hail of gunfire and explosions are "nice ink, bro!" There you go with that projecting again. Its the internet man, no need to be so insecure, no one's watching unless daddy put a keylogger on your PC.
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food court bailiff posted:I'm...not projecting at all? You're proud of playing a game all about computer generated tits, you posted it here. Uhh, I posted about it in the dragging games down thread mr projection, you're the one bringing it up here to score points with your GBS buddies. And shame yea, I'm totally gonna lose sleep cause something awful forums poster food court bailiff things less of me cause I enjoy a game, like drat you have no idea dude, tears rolling down my cheeks as I type this. Look I get it, you're insecure and pathetic and in your mind you feel superior to me because "well I don't enjoy games like THAT' *sips tea*, its funny cause those trying to sound the immature alarm and trying to shame someone for a game they enjoy are truly the insecure and pathetic ones, but hey if thinking you're better than me brings you a small moment of joy in your miserable life, by all means mr projection, have at it. I'll just ignore the fact that this little slapfight came off me a mistake and owning up to it and you flying in to get your pathetic little dig in over completely unrelated poo poo.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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