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Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

You are right, a hostage would do other things in panic.

Really, stupid things mind you, like run away, outside the house, ignoring the gunmen and possibly getting shot at.

I think we should be thankful how this game is not escort mission: the game!


Hostages in counterstrike were even worse.

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Orange Crush Rush
May 7, 2009

You don't need thumbs for revenge

I said come in! posted:

So lets change subjects for a moment, I wanna talk about the Crew, does anyone believe UBISofts claims of having the entire United States mapped out and drivable without any load screens?

Now imagine if they had that stretch of highway Desert Bus is based off of as a course in this game: do you still want this?

PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000

Suspicious Cook posted:

Maybe you're driving a prototype rocket car.

Or maybe they just picked up a bullet bill item from an item box like in Mario Kart :v:

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
Does The Crew feature female drivers???

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Bholder posted:

You are right, a hostage would do other things in panic.

Really, stupid things mind you, like run away, outside the house, ignoring the gunmen and possibly getting shot at.

I think we should be thankful how this game is not escort mission: the game!


Hostages in counterstrike were even worse.

I want a game where the hostage is a concealed carrier and shoots at the cops instead of the terrorists because they're a loving idiot who thinks they're a hero

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Orange Crush Rush posted:

Now imagine if they had that stretch of highway Desert Bus is based off of as a course in this game: do you still want this?

loving of course I do.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004


PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000

Lemming posted:

I want a game where the hostage is a concealed carrier and shoots at the cops instead of the terrorists because they're a loving idiot who thinks they're a hero
Day one purchase. Do it, Ubisoft!

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

PrBacterio posted:

Or maybe they just picked up a bullet bill item from an item box like in Mario Kart :v:

The Crew just suddenly piqued my interest.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Another bright and shiny day up here in Minneapolis, Nepal

Apparently Oregon doesn't exist or is just a tiny sliver between California and Washington.

Also San Francisco is closer to Seattle than it is to LA.

zen death robot posted:

Most of the US is boring and empty so thank loving god it's not to scale

But I wanted to re-create my cross-country drive when I had the flu. :qq:

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

friends watch porn posted:

Does The Crew feature female drivers???

Can I drive as Bruce Lee or is he EA exclusive content?

Token Cracker
Dec 22, 2004

Lemming posted:

I want a game where the hostage is a concealed carrier and shoots at the cops instead of the terrorists because they're a loving idiot who thinks they're a hero

Bloodplay it again
Aug 25, 2003

Oh, Dee, you card. :-*

I said come in! posted:


motion controls are poo poo

As much as I wanna rag on this, I'm pretty sure there was a significant delay between the screen he was looking at and the big screen.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Waco DLC exclusive to XBox One

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Lemming posted:

I want a game where the hostage is a concealed carrier and shoots at the cops instead of the terrorists because they're a loving idiot who thinks they're a hero

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

CharlestonJew posted:

Waco DLC exclusive to XBox One

Holy poo poo :lol:

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon

Suspicious Cook posted:

Can I drive as Bruce Lee or is he EA exclusive content?

You can be Bruce Lee but he goes 45 in the fast lane with his left blinker on to really drive stereotypes home.

The Crusher
Aug 13, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE NEKOMIMI CLIFFYB

Bloodplay it again posted:

As much as I wanna rag on this, I'm pretty sure there was a significant delay between the screen he was looking at and the big screen.

There had to have been, otherwise he would need to step a full second in advanced, which would be tricky for the brain.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

bloodychill posted:

You can be Bruce Lee but he goes 45 in the fast lane with his left blinker on to really drive stereotypes home.

Water can flow or water can crash and make you late for work.

Isizzlehorn
Feb 25, 2010

:lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick:

video games, who gives a gently caress

well, up until it gets sexual, straight-faced physical beatings a-ok just a flag

Plum Chaser
Jul 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Isizzlehorn posted:

video games, who gives a gently caress

well, up until it gets sexual, straight-faced physical beatings a-ok just a flag

bitch

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」

Isizzlehorn posted:

video games, who gives a gently caress

well, up until it gets sexual, straight-faced physical beatings a-ok just a flag

i will beat u the gently caress up josé

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
1-on-1 capture the flag beat the woman

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

It's amazing how bad this thread is and this is the first time I've posted in it.

Congratulations! You Won.
Mar 21, 2007


THE FUTURE IS UNWRITTEN



a lovely thread for a lovely e3

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I missed the EA press conference so I just thought people were saying "all the feels" because they had a lot of sad games but nope, someone seriously said that poo poo on stage.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

CharlestonJew posted:

I missed the EA press conference so I just thought people were saying "all the feels" because they had a lot of sad games but nope, someone seriously said that poo poo on stage.

He said that after a real person played some nice cello on the stage, which is the only art to come out of E3 so far

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

Lemming posted:

He said that after a real person played some nice cello on the stage, which is the only art to come out of E3 so far

ah yes the art of a loving boring dragon age song

Bloodplay it again
Aug 25, 2003

Oh, Dee, you card. :-*

Lemming posted:

He said that after a real person played some nice cello on the stage, which is the only art to come out of E3 so far

Didn't you see the chub scout winning a push-up contest against French Travolta? ergo, video games = art

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Technetium posted:

ah yes the art of a loving boring dragon age song

Right, the best thing to come out of E3 so far, that's what I said

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
The division looked really good but the AI characters sound WAY too much like they are trying to emulate what a real player would sound like on teamspeak. It kind of sounds stupid though coming from AI. I was kind of hoping that was more of a single player game and you dont have to babysit the AI but I guess it is going to be more like rainbow six or something and have team mates. Here is hoping the AI is good it was kind of funny some of the reactions in the video but it seems really linear if it is going to go that way (seriously AI saying they are going to pull aggro? what the hell is the division a bunch of ex mmo players lol)

Sly Pistachio
Mar 20, 2008

Well, he's right.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Meowbot posted:

The division looked really good but the AI characters sound WAY too much like they are trying to emulate what a real player would sound like on teamspeak. It kind of sounds stupid though coming from AI. I was kind of hoping that was more of a single player game and you dont have to babysit the AI but I guess it is going to be more like rainbow six or something and have team mates. Here is hoping the AI is good it was kind of funny some of the reactions in the video but it seems really linear if it is going to go that way (seriously AI saying they are going to pull aggro? what the hell is the division a bunch of ex mmo players lol)

Wait I thought those were actual people doing dumb fake chatter like in the Rainbow Six trailer

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Meowbot posted:

The division looked really good but the AI characters sound WAY too much like they are trying to emulate what a real player would sound like on teamspeak. It kind of sounds stupid though coming from AI. I was kind of hoping that was more of a single player game and you dont have to babysit the AI but I guess it is going to be more like rainbow six or something and have team mates. Here is hoping the AI is good it was kind of funny some of the reactions in the video but it seems really linear if it is going to go that way (seriously AI saying they are going to pull aggro? what the hell is the division a bunch of ex mmo players lol)

Those were devs playing co op

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!

I said come in! posted:

I think you guys saying its not to scale are correct.
Known since last year's presentation that it ain't to scale. I have a ratio of 1:20 in the back of my mind, may be wrong tho.

I like the idea of huge open worlds, but they should have gone another island at 1:1 instead, as in TDU1 and TDU2. Like Corsica or some poo poo.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Isizzlehorn posted:

keep your female flag then, maybe they'll offer you DLC to dress her up so you can further distance yourself from hostage suffering

Holy poo poo this would be awesome. They should totally do DLC costume packs for the hostage. One as Princess Peach, the Damsel from Spleunky, Margaret Thatcher...

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Those were devs playing co op with recorded lines from a studio dubbed over the footage.

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

Lemming posted:

Right, the best thing to come out of E3 so far, that's what I said

I respectfully disagree.

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Holy poo poo this would be awesome. They should totally do DLC costume packs for the hostage. One as Princess Peach, the Damsel from Spleunky, Margaret Thatcher...

why would you rescue thatcher?

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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Davincie posted:

why would you rescue thatcher?

Rescue thatcher like she rescued england.

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