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- dogdisaster
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by Lowtax
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i'm ready for you to smell my hair in a way that is not an accident
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Jun 18, 2014 17:32
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- FluffieDuckie
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this thread is making me physically grimace
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Jun 18, 2014 17:39
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- dogdisaster
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by Lowtax
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this thread is making me physically grimace
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i loved that mcdonalds character tyvm
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Jun 18, 2014 17:43
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- FartGhost
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yeah like anyone would want to touch me
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Jun 18, 2014 17:45
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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http://www.sexual-trendy.sexinformations.com/strange-sexual-practices-5.html
"Penis holding has also been found in Central Australia. In some tribes, people hold the penis of a visitor as a form of greeting equivalent to shaking hands."
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Jun 18, 2014 17:45
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- nvm no cake
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do me do me
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Jun 18, 2014 17:54
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- mags
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Can't post for 46 hours!
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OK
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Jun 18, 2014 18:01
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- tao of lmao
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i sidle up behind you breathing hoarsely into your ear i have had tuna for lunch
i have such a raging erection atm
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Jun 18, 2014 18:22
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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You wouldn't touch a fish inappropriately.
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Jun 18, 2014 18:51
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- GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.
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You wouldn't touch a fish inappropriately.
Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation.
And before you ask: Yes, dolphins are fish.
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Jun 18, 2014 18:55
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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And before you ask: Yes, dolphins are fish.
I'm a boy fish, and dolphins are [i]not loving fish your dummy[i/], they're mammals like you. They are believed to have evolved on land at one point, then returned to the ocean for god knows why but likely because there was more food at the time.
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Jun 18, 2014 19:00
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- GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.
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I'm a boy fish, and dolphins are not loving fish your dummy, they're mammals like you. They are believed to have evolved on land at one point, then returned to the ocean for god knows why but likely because there was more food at the time.
That an interesting theory, but that's all it is. A theory.
Here.
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.
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Jun 18, 2014 19:04
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- Captain No-mates
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hello
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Jun 18, 2014 19:05
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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That an interesting theory, but that's all it is. A theory.
Here.
Where the gently caress are you getting this from, a beastiality forum?
Also, I'm a fish not a dolphin. GSJG are you just looking for an excuse to post zoo porn?
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Jun 18, 2014 19:07
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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bo-pepper i think these responses are coming from a dark place.
i'm telling your wife.
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Jun 18, 2014 19:12
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