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Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

post itt if you want me to grope you and otherwise make you uncomfortable via sickening physical proximity and clumsy fumbling touches

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:23

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# ? May 22, 2024 09:51

Saranya

this is more my scene

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:26

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Saranya posted:

this is more my scene

i sidle up behind you breathing hoarsely into your ear i have had tuna for lunch

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:29

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

There's a homeless guy near here who lives in a big barrel. I bet some inappropriate touching goes on in there.

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:29

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

There's a homeless guy near here who lives in a big barrel. I bet some inappropriate touching goes on in there.

i notice you have a smudge on your cheeck i lick my whole palm and wipe your face with it

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:31

dogdisaster: by Lowtax

i'm ready for you to smell my hair in a way that is not an accident

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:32

poverty goat

i love tuna :henget:

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:34

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

deli phone posted:

i'm ready for you to smell my hair in a way that is not an accident

we pose for a picture together i hold you tight hand on your waist sliding downwards my smile widens

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:34

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

gggiiimmmppp posted:

i love tuna

we meet for the first time i ignore your outstretched hand and come in close to hold your shoulders and kiss your cheeks on the second cheek a thin line of saliva is left

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:37

FluffieDuckie

this thread is making me physically grimace

e: oops crap

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:39

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

FluffieDuckie posted:

this thread is making me physically grimace

e: oops crap

we are on the subway there is no one else in the car and yet here i am

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:41

dogdisaster: by Lowtax

FluffieDuckie posted:

this thread is making me physically grimace

e: oops crap

i loved that mcdonalds character tyvm

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:43

FartGhost

yeah like anyone would want to touch me :smug:

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:45

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

http://www.sexual-trendy.sexinformations.com/strange-sexual-practices-5.html

"Penis holding has also been found in Central Australia. In some tribes, people hold the penis of a visitor as a form of greeting equivalent to shaking hands."

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:45

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

deli phone posted:

i loved that mcdonalds character tyvm

without realizing you say the word milkshakes within earshot and there it is "hands" undulating about its torso

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:49

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Bo-Pepper posted:

without realizing you say the word milkshakes within earshot and there it is "hands" undulating about its torso

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:52

pig slut lisa: irl is good

i have often been called "untouchable" by women and men of both genders, i am curious to see your move here

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:53

nvm no cake

do me do me

# ? Jun 18, 2014 17:54

mags: Can't post for 42 hours!

The Green Calx posted:

do me do me

# ? Jun 18, 2014 18:01

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

FartGhost posted:

yeah like anyone would want to touch me

it was a nice day for a nap in the park until you wake up and there i am hand in your pocket chewing on your hair

# ? Jun 18, 2014 18:21

tao of lmao

Bo-Pepper posted:

i sidle up behind you breathing hoarsely into your ear i have had tuna for lunch

i have such a raging erection atm

# ? Jun 18, 2014 18:22

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

WetNightmare posted:

http://www.sexual-trendy.sexinformations.com/strange-sexual-practices-5.html

"Penis holding has also been found in Central Australia. In some tribes, people hold the penis of a visitor as a form of greeting equivalent to shaking hands."

generally you like to stand in the corner of the elevator but so do i and there we both press into the corner your thigh growing alarmingly warm where my rear end breathes this is a slow elevator

# ? Jun 18, 2014 18:28

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

pig slut lisa posted:

i have often been called "untouchable" by women and men of both genders, i am curious to see your move here

hunched over your magic the gathering hand you barely notice my finger tracing the outline of your exposed butt crack

# ? Jun 18, 2014 18:49

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

You wouldn't touch a fish inappropriately. :shrug:

# ? Jun 18, 2014 18:51

poverty goat

i GISed "dick in a fish" but I found this instead

# ? Jun 18, 2014 18:52

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

The Green Calx posted:

do me do me

taking a deep pull from the bong you notice a strange taste familar but unsettling i filled it myself i tell you

# ? Jun 18, 2014 18:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Angry Fish posted:

You wouldn't touch a fish inappropriately.

CAT BRUSH posted:

Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation.

And before you ask: Yes, dolphins are fish.

# ? Jun 18, 2014 18:55

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

CAT BRUSH posted:

OK

you look tense i say as i grasp your shoulders my hands are slick with oil and growing oilier

# ? Jun 18, 2014 19:00

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

And before you ask: Yes, dolphins are fish.

I'm a boy fish, and dolphins are [i]not loving fish your dummy[i/], they're mammals like you. They are believed to have evolved on land at one point, then returned to the ocean for god knows why but likely because there was more food at the time.

# ? Jun 18, 2014 19:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Angry Fish posted:

I'm a boy fish, and dolphins are not loving fish your dummy, they're mammals like you. They are believed to have evolved on land at one point, then returned to the ocean for god knows why but likely because there was more food at the time.

That an interesting theory, but that's all it is. A theory.

Here.

CAT BRUSH posted:

A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.

# ? Jun 18, 2014 19:04

Captain No-mates

hello

# ? Jun 18, 2014 19:05

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

That an interesting theory, but that's all it is. A theory.

Here.

Where the gently caress are you getting this from, a beastiality forum?

Also, I'm a fish not a dolphin. GSJG are you just looking for an excuse to post zoo porn?

# ? Jun 18, 2014 19:07

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Angry Fish posted:

Where the gently caress are you getting this from, a beastiality forum?

Also, I'm a fish not a dolphin. GSJG are you just looking for an excuse to post zoo porn?

CAT BRUSH posted it in one of my threads so now I am posting it in this one.

# ? Jun 18, 2014 19:08

Corn Glizzy

Inappropriate

# ? Jun 18, 2014 19:10

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Air Julio posted:

i have such a raging erection atm

it's been such a long time since you bought a pair of shoes i slip off your dirty doc martins and socks measure your feet to be size eleven and kneel down for one unending sniff as the tip of my nose tickles your big toe

# ? Jun 18, 2014 19:10

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?