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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Mean Bean Machine posted:

lol I love the beta mentality. It's win or go home you big pussy, this isn't your little sister's gymnastics competition where you get a medal for participating . "I'm just happy to be here doing things" says the little nerd bitch at prom while the cool kids are banging the night away. No offense, but I hope we f*ck you guys up.
The thread I have been waiting for. SA USMNT American Legion is back posting in your threads, winning your soccer games, sippin on your syrup.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMOscMuuiZI

BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Jun 22, 2014

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Judakel posted:

You're a terrible troll, much like the US is a terrible team.
yes but the predictions among non-soccer fans rooting for USA has been about as good as that of the self-proclaimed goon football experts.

i.e. no one knows what they're talking about.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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i've come down with a serious case of belgian blue balls

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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those studly russians could really put their balls in the back of my net if you know what i mean

wait a thing happened

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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jesus these algerians vs these koreans

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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spankmeister posted:

they're all gay as hell now, op


i thought there was something about koreans and 90s teenybopper style but then i remembered cristiano ronaldo

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP2THNYNlW4

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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all hail supremacy of the Minjok 민족; 民族

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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TANGO DOWN

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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portugal will annihilate

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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fuuuuuuuuck

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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is ronaldo basically a serial killer?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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here's your halftime music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEdY3WQNjZE

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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thank you for your support in our time of need

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BmrlV49nwI&t=20s

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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objectively, the portuguese fans are more attractive

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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:dong:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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america is crying. america is dying.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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ESTADOS UNIDOS GOOOOOAL

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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postin this suck it haters

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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my mind is blowing up

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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monday's paper:



quote:

Ghana has been exposed as agreeing to take part in international football matches organised by match fixers.

An undercover investigation by The Telegraph and Channel 4’s Dispatches programme found that the President of Ghana’s Football Association agreed for the team to play in international matches that others were prepared to rig.

The team is currently competing in the World Cup finals in Brazil, and on Saturday pulled off a 2-2 draw against Germany, in what was seen as one of the most entertaining games of the tournament so far.

However, it can now be revealed that the African team had been lined up to play in international fixtures whose results would be fixed by corrupted officials.
The Telegraph and Channel 4’s Dispatches launched a six-month investigation into match-fixing after receiving information that some football associations were working with criminal gangs looking to rig scores in international games.

Reporters from The Telegraph and a former Fifa investigator claimed they represented an investment company that wanted to “sponsor” games. Christopher Forsythe, a registered Fifa agent, along with Obed Nketiah, a senior figure in the Ghanaian FA, boasted that they could employ corrupt officials who would rig matches played by Ghana.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup/10918321/Football-match-fixing-deal-casts-cloud-over-World-Cup.html
i want both portugal and ghana to go out so bad

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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fellow USA fans, let's all join hands and jump off a giant bridge together

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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nate silver is so useless

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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Smeef posted:

Just saw my first USMNT match in an American bar. I felt like I was getting trolled the entire time.

(1) "I believe that we will win" chants the entire match;
(2) "Na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye" chant with 10 minutes left;
(3) Numerous Altidore shirts;
(4) Use of the word "wanker" with an American accent;
(5) In general the least football-literate crowd I've ever witnessed;
(6) Empty bar with baseball on the TV within 45 seconds of the final whistle

On a slightly different note, I will purchase and ship these t-shirts to any goons who would like to wear one to the European-style rooting section (ironically I hope):


e- fixing image size. Also: Quickly fading USA USA chant as the last-minute equalizer went in.
i went to a bar to watch the england italy game and there was a very drunk girl who was an england fan but the only player she was familiar with was rooney, of whom she was a big fan.

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


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:siren: soccer is now mainstream in america!

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