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viscous wolves posted:a day or two at most, since the room to their door is right next to the kitchen and the smell of rotting flesh is pretty distinctive oh yeah hey youre right! it's not even worth mentioning. pretty much non-news really *yawn* well time to talk about what i'm wearing to the anime convention! 
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A misanthrope posted:oh yeah hey youre right! it's not even worth mentioning. pretty much non-news really *yawn* well time to talk about what i'm wearing to the anime convention! that's a very flippant approach to this situation, I feel that you aren't taking this very seriously
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viscous wolves posted:that's a very flippant approach to this situation, I feel that you aren't taking this very seriously you're 100% right because i think this is the goddam funniest thing to happen on these forums in a while and i just kinda want to bask in it for a bit 
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Jun 30, 2014 05:37
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If someone was looking for a good reason not to live in your own filth, "being able to notice if someone has died in my home in less than 5 days" is a pretty good reason. e: I'm not trying to tell goons how to goon but if your home regularly smells so bad that corpse smell only registers as a worrying annoyance you might have taken a wrong turn at some point in your life.
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A squirrel died in my attic once & the smell was so overpowering that I couldn't be in the house for more than a few minutes at a time while searching for the origin of the smell before I would have to run outside & dry heave so I am just imagining that a dead human probably smells worse than a dead squirrel but maybe I need to check my corpse privilege.
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I am OK posted:Every poster in that thread is mentally ill and should be banned , as should the people in the xbox megathread and all other megathreads. This we website habours absolute deviants who should be shunned and/or ridiculed. I am OK posted:Every poster in that thread is mentally ill and should be banned , as should the people in the xbox megathread and all other megathreads. This we website habours absolute deviants who should be shunned and/or ridiculed. I am OK posted:Every poster in that thread is mentally ill and should be banned , as should the people in the xbox megathread and all other megathreads. This we website habours absolute deviants who should be shunned and/or ridiculed.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:A squirrel died in my attic once & the smell was so overpowering that I couldn't be in the house for more than a few minutes at a time while searching for the origin of the smell before I would have to run outside & dry heave so I am just imagining that a dead human probably smells worse than a dead squirrel but maybe I need to check my corpse privilege. maybe he died of mummification, or she collected dead animals
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viscous wolves posted:the person who posted about their dead roommate is not a regular, she's maybe posted fifteen times in that thread  e: then again there are so many threads on our fine forums that you could post about not wanting to check up on your possibly dead roommate in, it was probably a tough call trying to choose one
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Jun 30, 2014 05:48
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I'm trying to figure out she didn't hear him dying. Like if I was dying, I would probably make some noises about it.
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Mainly I would be saying, I'm dying help me.
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flesh dance posted:makes it even weirder yeah it seems like something you'd make an e/n thread about, if you were the sort that needed consultation from SA to check on your missing roommate
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billys room is starting to smell and even though hes literally right next door to me i better call his phone. GULP well here goes nothing *has several small panic attacks as phone rings* drat... his phones off... *swims through literal piles of garbage scrooge mcduck style to reach roommates door* b....b-billy? *lightly taps on door and winces/braces for response* b-b-billy? youve been awful quiet lately... uhhhh..... a-a-are you ok? *opens door to roommates room creating a waterfall of garbage and human waste, revealing a dessicated human corpse of a 5,000 pound man literally fused to his bed and the surrounding wall, barely distinguishable to the buckets of poop and piles of pizza boxes* billy????
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Bobby Brown posted:billys room is starting to smell and even though hes literally right next door to me i better call his phone. GULP well here goes nothing *has several small panic attacks as phone rings* drat... his phones off... better swim back through that garbage to your computer and post about it on the SomethingAwful.com forums
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Bobby Brown posted:billys room is starting to smell and even though hes literally right next door to me i better call his phone. GULP well here goes nothing *has several small panic attacks as phone rings* drat... his phones off... 5
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Jun 30, 2014 05:56
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if he had an ac vent blowing on him it could have helped desiccate his tissues enough to slow down the decomposition process.
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flesh dance posted:wtf at apparently knowing the guy for 20 years but not wanting to phone him or knock on his door for some entirely unexplained reason. getting a super bad case of the weirds here And she knew him for 20 years what the hell.
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A guy I used to work with was in a house share in the cheapest house he could find in the cheapest part of the cheapest city near me. Needless to say he had about 5 lovely housemates including a Judo instructor who threatened to beat him up if he used more than his part of the shelf of the fridge and an old Scottish drunk who had an open wound in his chest after being treated for some kind of cancer. Anyway one day the landlord comes round and says the Scot is late on his rent and the guy I used to work with suddenly noticed he hadn't seen him in a week. Firstly how bad does a house have to smell to not notice that and secondly how do you not check on someone being treated for cancer with an open wound if you haven't seen them in a few days?
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appropriatemetaphor posted:it seems pretty obvious that she murdered this person, and posting about it was just establishing an alibi for the inevitable investigation. lol at assuming a poster in the gbs ladies thread is a woman.
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jalopybrown posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3585136&userid=109351#post431520391 I hope this is real, but I fear it is not
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Minimalist Program posted:I hope this is real, but I fear it is not I absolutely believe someone who has roommates at 40 and posts in GBS was so nervous to bother their roommate that they waited 5 days then worked up the courage to ask the internet.
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Surprise surprise:Wierre posted:My house is clean, I also shower weekly. One of these statements is a lie, I wager.
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Jun 30, 2014 10:04
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lol wtf what happened to my dog? i don't remember owning no loving skeletons
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Surprise surprise: I cant imagine just deciding not to shower for a week or more at a time. Like, unless her bathrooms don't have clean running water where she lives, I cant guess how she can brag about that as a good example of hygiene.
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viscous wolves posted:that's a very flippant approach to this situation, I feel that you aren't taking this very seriously leave him alone
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I think my roommate may be dead by R L Stine
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lol a weekly shower. I'm sure loving farm sows get hosed down in the gutter more often than that.
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jackyl posted:so many questions you seem not to have read her posts
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Wierre posted:This reminds me, always clean your house before you decide to open the door of your flatmate's room. The police will take pictures of EVERYTHING.
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Strongly depends on what type of house you live in and if you include the whole house or just your apartment. I live in an apartment building with 14 floors, 5 apartments on each floor plus 2 in the basement. About half of the residents don't speak the language or would not want to interact with authorities even if their life depended on it for other reasons. I'm pretty positive that multiple floors could easily die out without anyone saying a word.
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In my case, I live with my wife. If she were to die, I would probably notice really fast. The longest delay might be several hours, if she happened to die right as I fell asleep. We generally work the same days (With small differences), leave for work at the same time and come home roughly at the same time. We text each often throughout the day. When we are not at work, we are together. I just heard her shift on the bed in the next room (She tends to go to bed a couple of hours earlier than I do when we are not working, and, as a result, she gets up a couple of hours earlier than me in the morning.)
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Guys if i ever go more than an hour without making a post pls assume i have died and alert the coroner. Pls do not leave me to rot in a puddle of my own excrement or try to sex my body. Thnks in advance.
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:what if he had been alive for a day or two but the op was too awkward to talk to the roomie what if he just stayed silent because he knew his roommate would be too wrapped up in WOW to respond anyway?
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