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I'm not sure my housemate would check on me. He'd just assume I was hungover and leave me there for days. He might become suspicious eventually when the flat stays clean and nobody is eating all the bacon. Going to have a chat with him later.
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Shannonmcn posted:I'm not sure my housemate would check on me. He'd just assume I was hungover and leave me there for days. He might become suspicious eventually when the flat stays clean and nobody is eating all the bacon. good loving idea real post: i already mentioned this in the other thread but i told my work to come and check on me if i don't show up or answer calls. even told my boss how to get in my house. i don't care if my cats eat me but they'll eventually run out of water
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A misanthrope posted:good loving idea lol that u have to do this b/c u have no friends or family who care
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we once had a housemate we basically didn't see for 6 months, but we could hear her and she had friends over sometimes so we weren't that worried. her name was bambi and she was a lil baby-butch art-school student we took a liking to during the screening process, but maybe she was scared of us or something because she just stayed in her room. the weirdest thing happened when she moved out and I showed the room to possible new tenants. I hadn't been in there for six months and it was like walking into a serial killer's den, except the walls weren't covered in portraits of people with cigarette-burns for eyes, but the entire room was a shrine to this tiny dutch singer. pictures of him, pictures of them together, multiple versions of all his albums, total fangirl weirdness. e: it was funny as gently caress InvisibleMonkey fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Jun 30, 2014 |
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Corridor posted:lol that u have to do this b/c u have no friends or family who care not a one
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my first-ever flatmate was a complete freak who stayed in her room for progressively longer and longer periods of time until she was in there 24/7, only emerging to use the toilet (thank god) by the time i kicked her out (because i went away for a week and she trashed the apartment, not because she was a creepy hermit) at one point, while she was still in university, i had to go into her room to reset our modem. the floor was carpeted in dirty underpants and the walls were covered with photos of herself
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Avshalom posted:the floor was carpeted in dirty underpants and the walls were covered with photos of herself This reminds me, always clean your house before you decide to open the door of your flatmate's room. The police will take pictures of EVERYTHING.
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Wierre posted:This reminds me, always clean your house before you decide to open the door of your flatmate's room. The police will take pictures of EVERYTHING. good to know, i was dying for advice really
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I'm so happy our new housemate does not appear to be a giant freak. his weird noise-band is going on tour right after he moves in, should be nice & quiet.
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Clean your house enough so that it doesn't mask the smell of a dead body for 5 days.
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Corn Thongs posted:Clean your house enough so that it doesn't mask the smell of a dead body for 5 days.
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unlimited shrimp posted:dont hold out on me thora I almost married a Canadian so i have experience in this area. I predict we will have many happy hours watching darkwave/ebm YouTube links together.
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Afraid of Audio posted:is it possible to watch football without drinking People will tell you no, but the fact is we just don't know for sure. No one has ever tried.
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I have only eaten one hard-boiled egg today because my stomach is mad at me, I'm craving cheeseburgers, and I don't know what to do about this e: I have also had a lot of coffee, which might have been a bad idea
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Corn Thongs posted:Clean your house enough so that it doesn't mask the smell of a dead body for 5 days. this is going in my next lifehack article.
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Wierre posted:no biggie  
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stop making fun of the dead!!!!!!!!!!
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intrepid reporter avshalom interviews some artists about b-movies they didn't discuss amongst themselves before answering, so the bit where i ask them to describe a chilling movie monster and two out of the four say tony abbott is a beautiful coincidence
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Titty Warlord posted:this is going in my next lifehack article. Please give credit to me when you do. What is your gang tag from?
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Corn Thongs posted:Please give credit to me when you do. it's clickable
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InvisibleMonkey posted:we once had a housemate we basically didn't see for 6 months, but we could hear her and she had friends over sometimes so we weren't that worried. her name was bambi and she was a lil baby-butch art-school student we took a liking to during the screening process, but maybe she was scared of us or something because she just stayed in her room. LOL. Sooooo cuuuteeeee!!! Kawaiiii-desu!
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Titty Warlord posted:it's clickable Oh. Thank you I giggled.
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Passed out on the couch on a work night uguu
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Forgot how awesome this song is. Hello, new phone alarm (the intro part)
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Corn Thongs posted:Clean your house enough so that it doesn't mask the smell of a dead body for 5 days. My house is clean, I also shower weekly.
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Thora posted:Forgot how awesome this song is. Hello, new phone alarm (the intro part) dead kennedys are awesome listen to more dead kennedys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbCqwl2geQg
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Wierre posted:My house is clean, I also shower weekly. lol
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Wierre posted:My house is clean, I also shower weekly. you only noticed the smell of your dead roommate after five days.
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Wierre posted:I also shower weekly. haha you what
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nah its cool i shower once a month unlike those goons
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Afraid of Audio posted:nah its cool i shower once a month unlike those goons You should follow the trend, weekly showering is the new poo poo. Monthly is sooo last year.
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Hygiene is a jewish conspiracy to destroy the white race by brainwashing white men into washing away their natural, irresistible pheromones that they need to attract and reproduce with white women. Another successful contract.
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Al Cowens posted:Hygiene is a jewish conspiracy to destroy the white race by brainwashing white men into washing away their natural, irresistible pheromones that they need to attract and reproduce with white women.
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Al Cowens posted:Hygiene is a jewish conspiracy to destroy the white race by brainwashing white men into washing away their natural, irresistible pheromones that they need to attract and reproduce with white women.
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InvisibleMonkey posted:you only noticed the smell of your dead roommate after five days. And I feel really poo poo about it. Our rooms are insulated well and I do smoke a shisha, but these are just excuses I'm making up. Once room was opened tho, the smell was everywhere. I'm sitting here burning incense sticks by the dozen while waiting for the disinfection crew. I'm a lovely person, news at 11.
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