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Jun 30, 2014 11:59
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if my mom stopped refilling my Dew and throwing away my poop socks, I would loving notice
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Jun 30, 2014 12:01
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genesplicer posted:In my case, I live with my wife. If she were to die, I would probably notice really fast. The longest delay might be several hours, if she happened to die right as I fell asleep. We generally work the same days (With small differences), leave for work at the same time and come home roughly at the same time. We text each often throughout the day. When we are not at work, we are together. I just heard her shift on the bed in the next room (She tends to go to bed a couple of hours earlier than I do when we are not working, and, as a result, she gets up a couple of hours earlier than me in the morning.) thanks for sharing we don't actually care because we're mocking a woman who left her dead roommate to rot for almost a week because she doesn't shower
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Jun 30, 2014 12:15
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 This is your morning body check reminder. Please search your disgusting, trash-filled rooms for corpses. I wish I didn't have to issue this reminder but apparently it's necessary.
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Jun 30, 2014 12:17
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:thanks for sharing we don't actually care because we're mocking a woman who left her dead roommate to rot for almost a week because she doesn't shower hey I care edit: took out the reference to all-pro sexman being a dick face because I like all-pro sexman and i haven't had my morning coffee
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Jun 30, 2014 12:19
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yeah, show some respect for your elders, bitch
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Jun 30, 2014 12:19
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Wierre posted:This reminds me, always clean your house before you decide to open the door of your flatmate's room. The police will take pictures of EVERYTHING.
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Jun 30, 2014 12:23
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You notice dead babies pretty quick and I wouldn't be posting about it I would be out of my mind with grief
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Jun 30, 2014 13:05
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define "in your house" my flatmate and i would p much notice immediately if the other one croaked but we live in an apartment, and someone could die in the roof apartment of our block and wed not notice at all
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Jun 30, 2014 13:44
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ymgve posted:define "in your house" We're talking about a room in your house/apartment. Not your roof or under the the earth's lithosphere 24 miles below your home.
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Jun 30, 2014 13:48
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mookface posted:You notice dead babies pretty quick and I wouldn't be posting about it I would be out of my mind with grief You wouldn't even post in E/N? Thread title: "Should I use dead baby sympathy to get a date?"
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Jun 30, 2014 13:53
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"How can I spin my roomates death into getting girls numbers? [ModNote: Don't kill your roommates for sex]"
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Jun 30, 2014 13:57
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The only thing people would see from that title is "I can kill my roommate for sex?".
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Jun 30, 2014 14:06
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Tiler Kiwi posted:i think my headmate is dead was that the wolf/lizard hybrid? If so RIP Penislord 
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Jun 30, 2014 14:06
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plain blue jacket posted:was that the wolf/lizard hybrid? If so RIP Penislord gone to the rainbow techicolored dildo factory in the sky
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Jun 30, 2014 14:08
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Dear r/legaladvice, is it illegal to use my roommates corpse to double date with?
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Jun 30, 2014 14:08
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Weekend at the Lady Crew Thread
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Jun 30, 2014 14:09
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My roommate hasnt logged in on in 5 days and isn't answering pm's
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Jun 30, 2014 14:09
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Tiler Kiwi posted:Weekend at the Lady Crew Thread
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Jun 30, 2014 14:13
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show some respect guys he has a name rip ivar ballbag or something like that
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Jun 30, 2014 14:14
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Spanish Manlove posted:"How can I spin my roomates death into getting girls numbers? [ModNote: Don't kill your roommates for sex]" lol "Funeral director complimented my choice in coffins - Will she bang?"
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Jun 30, 2014 14:18
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to be fair i prob didn't see some my housemates for weeks during uni but i'd prob check if they smelt really really bad
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Jun 30, 2014 14:20
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Dear r/legaladvide, my raid leader kicked me out because I let my roomate (who's the tank) die of a heart attack during the raid last week. Can I sue someone if I don't know their real name?
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Jun 30, 2014 14:21
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Can I report my raidleader to the monopolies and gambling commission for rolling need before greed
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Jun 30, 2014 14:48
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Tiler Kiwi posted:gone to the rainbow techicolored dildo factory in the sky I am truly sorry for your loss Spanish Manlove posted:Dear r/legaladvide, my raid leader kicked me out because I let my roomate (who's the tank) die of a heart attack during the raid last week. Can I sue someone if I don't know their real name? Sue WoW for being the cause of your obesity and diabetes. The fact you think so small is why I'm not letting you in on my class action suit against facebook for making me a conceited poo poo
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Jun 30, 2014 14:56
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this is what i get for never reading back in that thread, i miss all the good poo poo truth tho that is way gross. i have never smelled a dead body but i assume it is the yuckiest of the ucky. worse than what i imagine when i'm reading the PYF awkward/ugly/gross thread
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Jun 30, 2014 15:18
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hey lady from the other thread, if you readin this thread and wondering if you a bad person the answer is yes
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Jun 30, 2014 15:57
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What a loser, they could of totally used the body so they could drive in that sweet HOV lane.
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Jun 30, 2014 16:58
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jalopybrown posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3585136&userid=109351#post431520391 LMFAO hollly poo poo. HOLLLLY poo poo. I wondered if my roommate was dead once. My only thought was, "I hope he is." But that's because he went missing for a few days. Wasn't here I knocked on his door after day 1 cause he left a bunch of food out on the kitchen stove overnight and it pissed me off. (gently caress dorms and random roommates forever.) The guy was out drinking and partying on a binge for like 4 days. He never cleaned up after himself. So hence why I hoped he was dead. Oh also he used my poo poo all the time and wouldn't clean it up. Still only took me a day if not less to knock on his drat door.
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Jun 30, 2014 17:08
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The growing stench of her roommate's bloated, rotting corpse must have unfortunately coincided with her weekly wash schedule.
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Jun 30, 2014 17:10
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I would definitely ignore her and hope she gets eaten by the dogs
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Jun 30, 2014 17:21
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Come to think of it my Neighbor died around November. I hadn't seen him in a few days in his regular routine and I knew he wasn't well, so I asked around with the other tenants. No one was sure either so I knocked no response, asked the super etc if he had any contacts. Turns out he was in Hospice. Died of lung cancer  Was a nice guy too, but he smoked a loving poo poo ton, smoked up till he died pretty much too. Rest in peace Bruce Campbell.
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Jun 30, 2014 17:29
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if I had roommates at age 40 I'd want to die too
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Jun 30, 2014 17:29
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Just checked their steam profile. They have like steam level 43 holy poo poo. And the golden potato so yeah, That's how you do weekly washings and not notice a stench. E: Also how can you go a week without smelling like irish spring soap? I can't stand not smelling like the springs of Ireland (alcohol).
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Jun 30, 2014 17:34
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seriously if i'm 40 and sharing a house with anyone other than a girlfriend or wife i'm going to OD on phenzepam and rot until someone asks me for rent
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Jun 30, 2014 17:35
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there are just so many questions to be asked here. was it regular for neither of these people to elave their rooms for days at at time? like i contact pretty much all my friends at some point over the course of five days if i lived with them i can't imagine going five hours unless i was out or asleep or on hella drugs
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Jun 30, 2014 17:46
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Al Borland posted:Just checked their steam profile. They have like steam level 43 holy poo poo. And the golden potato so yeah, That's how you do weekly washings and not notice a stench. Even if you just sat on your rear end all day I don't know how you could go a week without bathing if bathing was an option. I could see if you were working in a research station in Antarctica it might not always be practical to bathe regularly. I do physical labor in a tropical climate & enjoy being clean though so perhaps I'm just viewing hygiene through my own lens. It does bring up the question, I'm level 2 on Steam & I wonder if there's a point to levels & if so if there's a way to get my level up without descending into filth & madness?
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Jun 30, 2014 17:51
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Al Borland posted:Also how can you go a week without smelling like irish spring soap? I can't stand not smelling like the springs of Ireland (alcohol). close but no cigar
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Jun 30, 2014 17:56
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Puppy Galaxy posted:seriously if i'm 40 and sharing a house with anyone other than a girlfriend or wife i'm going to OD on phenzepam and rot until someone asks me for rent It's not like you were going to pay anyway
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Moola posted:hey lady from the other thread, if you readin this thread and wondering if you a bad person It'll probably be another 4 days before she discovers this
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