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Bland
Aug 31, 2008


Winner Of The TRP I dont actually remember the contest im pretty high right now here's your venkys tag


hes faking it imho

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Dawgystyle
Aug 31, 2004

"Smith was rattled, running for his life''
Pussy, can't even play through a broken back.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
That was a really hard hit with the knee.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Reminder that it was the same guy who did this



But the ref was bought by Brazil
:goonsay:

so w/e

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Jul 5, 2014

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Well poo poo, now I feel bad.

DoctorOfLawls
Mar 2, 2001

SA's Brazilian Diplomat

Gigi Galli posted:

Well poo poo, now I feel bad.

You and all the motherfuckers that keep bashing the guy. gently caress all of you haters.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

El Hefe posted:

Neymar IS NOT dead

he died

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

VisAbsoluta posted:

I understand it, it's just that only blind hate for the guy would make you think a challenge that rough resulted in him only faking pain

Here's porn for you guys



hahaha look at that it's so fake you can see the lines - dumb goons who laughed at a guy falling down because someone literally jumped and kneed him in the lower back

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

DoctorOfLawls posted:

You and all the motherfuckers that keep bashing the guy. gently caress all of you haters.

lol I said one thing you loving jackass

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
loving Zúñiga

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

DoctorOfLawls posted:

You and all the motherfuckers that keep bashing the guy. gently caress all of you haters.

Yeah I personally think it's loving sick that people desire professional athletes get injured but hey here's goons

(not Gigi though he's cool)

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
Fractured vertabrae, :byewhore: Neymar!!!!

Fooly Cooly 25
Jan 18, 2005

Todo lo tuyo ahora es MIO

VisAbsoluta posted:

Reminder that it was the same guy who did this



But the ref was bought by Brazil
:goonsay:

so w/e

Eh, the Hulk has a heaing factor so no biggie

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

El Hefe posted:

loving Zúñiga

Napoli blood running through his veins.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

VisAbsoluta posted:

Reminder that it was the same guy who did this



But the ref was bought by Brazil
:goonsay:

so w/e

This was a red imo.

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
good thing they carted off the dude with a literal broken back all loosey-goosey in a sort of makeshift orange canoe

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

VisAbsoluta posted:

Reminder that it was the same guy who did this







lol that is one nasty fella. he reminds me of the italian player that got head butted in the chest by zinedane zidane.

DoctorOfLawls
Mar 2, 2001

SA's Brazilian Diplomat

Gigi Galli posted:

lol I said one thing you loving jackass

Yeah I overreacted - my apologies. It is just that this kind of play can jeopardize or even end a professional career, so...

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

DoctorOfLawls posted:

Yeah I overreacted - my apologies. It is just that this kind of play can jeopardize or even end a professional career, so...

you really need to relax on an internet forum.

Ninja fetus
Jan 22, 2005
Legalize murder

warcrimes posted:

Fractured vertabrae, :byewhore: Neymar!!!!
Finally a reason to dive.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Too bad but I'm glad I don't have to see that diving oval office flop and scream his way to the trophy.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
Calling it now; Brazilians are going to mob the Columbian hotel/bus. ^^^ Don't worry Germany is going to win it anyway.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

DoctorOfLawls posted:

Yeah I overreacted - my apologies. It is just that this kind of play can jeopardize or even end a professional career, so...

Knowing his history at Barcelona it's not a surprise that everyone thought he was flopping over. We all should've realized that no professional is so bad as to get carted off at the end of a world cup match where he could still be a difference maker just to be a cock, though.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I'm pretty mad about this

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

VisAbsoluta posted:

I understand it, it's just that only blind hate for the guy would make you think a challenge that rough resulted in him only faking pain

Here's porn for you guys



Why are they taking him into the cancer ward? (That's what oncologica clinica means, right?)

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
gently caress Brazil IMO.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

El Hefe posted:

I'm pretty mad about this

You just bought Suarez you'll be fine.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



joepinetree posted:

Neymar fractured a vertebrae and will be out for a month+.

He rabbit-punched a guy in the back of the head earlier with both fists, no foul called and got instant karma.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Gigi Galli posted:

Knowing his history at Barcelona it's not a surprise that everyone thought he was flopping over.

You have to be a goony goon to think that a literal running flying knee to the back would result in a player flopping and getting subbed at the biggest match of his whole career though

e: VVVVVVV yes, just had to stress it

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jul 5, 2014

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

VisAbsoluta posted:

You have to be a goony goon to think that a literal running flying knee to the back would result in a player flopping and getting subbed at the biggest match of his whole career though

Yes that was literally the second sentence of my post.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Gigi Galli posted:

You just bought Suarez you'll be fine.

I guess, Neymar's career might be hosed if it's a serious injury though, broken backs are no laughing matter.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Agrajag posted:

lol that is one nasty fella. he reminds me of the italian player that got head butted in the chest by zinedane zidane.

A real Cool dude?!

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

El Hefe posted:

I guess, Neymar's career might be hosed if it's a serious injury though, broken backs are no laughing matter.

I'm laughing.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

I love this World Cup.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Agrajag posted:

lol that is one nasty fella. he reminds me of the italian player that got head butted in the chest by zinedane zidane.


TelekineticBear! posted:

A real Cool dude?!

He's a reprehensible oval office but he's my reprehensible oval office

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Tortuga posted:

Why are they taking him into the cancer ward? (That's what oncologica clinica means, right?)

It's not lupus. Actually I think they are taking him past the oncology ward.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Viva la muerte.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

sassassin posted:

I'm laughing.

You monster.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Gigi Galli posted:

Well poo poo, now I feel bad.

I dont vOv

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TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Gigi Galli posted:

He's a reprehensible oval office but he's my reprehensible oval office



he basically won italy the world cup by being a oval office, and also scoring a goal, but thats less important

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