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Squinty Applebottom posted:They should be using change control processes + SCCM yeah, anyone who actually allows workstations to update themselves via windows update needs to tender his resignation by eating a box of loose magnets
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Jul 8, 2014 18:44
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Jul 9, 2014 19:33
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:rd ram was stupid (mostly because of the licensing cost because the rambus consortium is dumb as heck) but if I remember right dual-channel sdram chipsets came out soon after and it made the memory bandwidth problems moot not needing crimms was pretty awesome
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infernal machines posted:
that's my job you don't want it
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Jul 10, 2014 19:08
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PleasureKevin posted:you mean like Windows Home Server? they did that with at least 5 hardware partners already. i believe i remember commercials for it too. anyway, it's dead now. nil the selling point is "your own personal cloud at home", and it'll show someone on a Microsoft Surface RT and someone on a Windows 8 Laptop Product working side by each on a spreadsheet in the livingroom while a small dog bounces at their feet idiots will see it and say "yes i like cloud storage and i like being at home"
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PleasureKevin posted:if only there was some way to bring the existing cloud into the home... ? Now YOU control the cloud Not sure about the security and sharing options? Confused by the policy on data retention? Unsure about uploading your data to a server you can't actually see? No problem. Your Microsoft HomeCloud Server RT system belongs* to you, so you decide where your information goes and when. Local Cloud Means Fast Uploading content to any cloud sevice relies on the upload speed limits of your residential Internet connection, which are usually measured in tens of megabits per second and can fluctuate due to circumstances beyond your control. Transferring files to and from your Microsoft HomeCloud Server RT moves at lightning speed through your home, at speeds approaching 10,000 megabits per second. Local Cloud Means Free Your residential Internet connection may limit the amount of information you can transfer in a month, and even a modest cloud storage account can run you over this limit and incur heavy fees from your provider. Moving your files, music and media to or from your Microsoft HomeCloud Server RT system is absolutely 100% free to you**. Local Cloud Means Secure Microsoft Cloud Storage (TM) is secured with the best technology available, but there is still a small possibility that your passwords could be stolen by other insecure programs on your computer and used to access your data on our severs without your knowledge. Your Microsoft HomeCloud Server RT System sits safely inside your home, inaccessible to the Internet*** and secure**** from threats in a way that Internet-based services just can't allow. i can do this all day
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Jul 11, 2014 18:10
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six flags man, just back from greenfest, stops to learn more about how to kill a marketing campaign
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Jul 11, 2014 18:56
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tell a friend your weight watcher's success story and win matching cameras so you can document each other's progress as an inspiration
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Jul 11, 2014 19:00
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tell me it plays that rolling stones song
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Jul 12, 2014 00:49
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cremnob posted:
has anyone said  windows 7 also had a challenger mindset yet
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Jul 15, 2014 13:53
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not american and born after the disaster but before reverse image search then again we have indian folks naming things adolf hitler so
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Jul 15, 2014 14:16
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:lol if you're on the xbox team this also ms just stop the phone thing is not going to happen for you if your business model says "one day we'll be as successful as android" on it just set it on fire then eat it
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Jul 15, 2014 14:57
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:thing is metro can almost work. minus metro apps, or have desktop/metro as one with a button to switch? the start button does this now kind of but yeah the two interfaces either need to be unified or reduced to one in a mostly-irrevocable gently caress you kind of way, like what windows 95 did to the cli babby clown no-feature garbage UIs work great on the phones that inspired metro ui but on the desktop there is literally zero reason for it, just like there's no reason for a metro program to monopolize the entire screen when i launch it
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Jul 15, 2014 19:09
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Cardboard Box A posted:Americans don't want small Windows tablets, says largest PC maker homer tell the nice man which country you come from
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Jul 18, 2014 17:23
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Jul 22, 2014 18:14
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Phoenixan posted:something sexist and horrible was written here stop stealing my posts then
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Jul 23, 2014 04:50
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is he related to bill "say no to drugs" sessions i liked playing shameful video games with his helpful message on them
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Jul 24, 2014 16:36
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Jul 24, 2014 17:26
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qirex posted:rename this thread to Microsoft is Bad Enterprise Edition and the other one to Microsoft is Bad Home Premium
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Jul 24, 2014 19:19
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"let's repackage the same old game, tweak the graphics slightly, add a map pack and release it" neat how you can say that and still not be sure whether you're talking about halo 5 or master chief collection yet
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Jul 28, 2014 14:01
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Cocoa Crispies posted:*bing*bing*bing*bing*bing* it's the shaggar signal *bing*bing*bing*bing*bing* hey look a bing that finds things
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Jul 28, 2014 22:35
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Sniep posted:it's not that microsoft has any real relevant level of excellence or even competence with bing in all seriousness, this
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Jul 28, 2014 23:44
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qirex posted:[*]default paste behavior is "without formatting" i'd settle for "not halting the entire system for twenty seconds to paste text i copied from a web page", that'd be nice
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Aug 1, 2014 16:30
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before you install this update you must update windows updater click here to install the windows updater update download module would you like to set bing as your default search bar and install microsoft windows desktop search this version of desktop search requires an updated version of windows updater download module 50 goto 20
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Aug 1, 2014 17:51
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infernal machines posted:no but we will get to see them pawing as the screen with increasing frustration as their sweaty hands fail to register on the digitizer opens the door to sponsor-branded styluses
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Aug 5, 2014 15:58
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Shaggar posted:this turd that sucks called the performance mx a truer word shall not be written this day
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Aug 7, 2014 14:32
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:once every 5 years logitech should sell a good mouse for a month so u can replenish your strategic mouse reserves. it'd be a marketing/sales coup like the disney vault find the shittiest, slowest-moving set of speakers in the catalogue package them with mx518s hey where'd all this factory shelf space come from
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Aug 7, 2014 15:04
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great now i can accidentally open the start menu on my way to accidentally opening the charms bar
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Aug 7, 2014 15:41
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prefect posted:it didn't until you said that. now the blue thing looks like an armband can't unsee the nazi mouse armband
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Aug 7, 2014 16:21
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lol if you go into someone else's cube and touch their crusty mouse i'll just write down your username, find you in AD and rdp in tyvm
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Aug 7, 2014 19:28
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carry on then posted:lol i wonder how those keyboards are doing wrt failing screens let's find somebody who bought one and ask...
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Aug 7, 2014 20:32
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Athletic Footjob posted:windows nein
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Aug 8, 2014 03:29
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Blackula69 posted:oh okay, i misunderstood. because that would be crazy a reasonable assumption all the same
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Aug 8, 2014 20:56
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theadder posted:i dont rly care for logitech hopin for bankruptcy one more round of webtv oughta do it
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Aug 9, 2014 00:45
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gamestop: we'd rather have 58 copies of NHL 06 than an xbone
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Aug 14, 2014 13:25
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Internet Messenger.
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Aug 18, 2014 14:25
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The Management posted:Surface IntelliKin XBrowse One 8.1 update 1 with Active Bing.net mods
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The Management posted:2) Microsoft Flow - we were pretty sure we used this one already but a Google search revealed nothing. anyway, we don't think the urban feel works in a business environment. we mocked up a cover of CTO magazine with it and we just can't make it work with a white guy in a suit. clean out your desk
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