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Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

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Penny Paper posted:

Found a parody(?) of these life hacks on this site: http://unethicalhacks.com/

Don't let George Costanza see this.

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Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

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I'd sort of hoped at first glance that they'd just wedged them all in there and expected them to stay via pressure, so one good slam would pop them all out.

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May 6, 2007

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Rad Tad posted:

e: should've noticed how short this one is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDwHobHErLo

Haha jesus the kid looks shellshocked for a moment there.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

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God bless Sandra Lee, she's a nice lady, but holy wow.

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May 6, 2007

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Ewan posted:

Lol @ 'boiling water on the stove'. Get with the 20th century and get electric kettles...

They both take like five minutes to boil water, so I guess if you want more appliances...

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

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Rad Tad posted:

if we're making a trip to expert village, we're making a stop here.

Flirting. What is it?

God, that first three seconds of staring is like something out of a Tim and Eric sketch.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

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Lifehack: a PB&J is basically a slice of cake.

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May 6, 2007

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homewrecker posted:

Straight from reddit/r/lifeprotips:

"If you have pets or something furry in your household, fold your clothes inside out to prevent the hairs clinging to the visible side."

Grea, now I have pet hair all over the inside of my clothes.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

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PYF Life Hack: Divert any conversation by talking about food pet peeves, good for distracting jail guards, hostage-takers, and comedy-film policemen.

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May 6, 2007

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GenericOverusedName posted:

What other kind of squash is there besides the vegetables?

E: and that weird sport thing

It's basically juice syrup that you mix with water or alcohol, and I guess the closest thing we have in America is those tubes of frozen juice concentrate.

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May 6, 2007

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Angela Christine posted:

It is complicated, time consuming, kind of unsanitary, and does a poor job, but it is painless.

So it's a Dadhack.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

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Ah yes, the most magical part of the Santa fable: thousands of ants.

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May 6, 2007

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I love the accompanying video for that.

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May 6, 2007

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Shwqa posted:

You would need your coffee to be at 170 degrees ferinheight for 11-15 minutes to get the eggs that cooked. This just a joke.

Yes, it is a joke.

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May 6, 2007

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"Ride the rear end dragon" sounds like a tagline for caffeinated dildo lube.

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May 6, 2007

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TetsuoTW posted:

Depends on what the dildo was used for.

Killing gerbils?

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May 6, 2007

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Angela Christine posted:

Lifehack: look at the tiny computer you carry everywhere these days. It has apps for that. Even a lovely flip phone will have calendar and calculator functions.

What kind of kindergarten baby needs to look at their phone to do this when you can just memorize these sixteen helpful mnemonics like a grown adult

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May 6, 2007

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Cakefool posted:

Lifehack: Out of makeup? Just date a man, they don't notice poo poo like that and barely care.

Though they will tell you you "look tired" if you're not wearing any.

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May 6, 2007

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WebDog posted:

New? Turn a trouser pocket inside out to make new friends.

Is this the jail version of "leave your dorm door open"?

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

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Or just buy, like, some warm-colored lightbulbs.

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May 6, 2007

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freeedr posted:

What kind of totalitarian regime do you live under that you can't buy some Cadbury fingers

We can't buy Cadbury anything.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

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What would soap do to vegetables?

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May 6, 2007

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What the gently caress kind of leaky-rear end soap are you people buying?

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May 6, 2007

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BioEnchanted posted:

The hell do they mean by suction issues? My bin bags come out with no problems.

Not all garbage cans do this, I'm sure, but sometimes, usually with a really full bag, the bag will create a seal around the edge of the can, which means when you pull it out you're creating a weak vacuum on the bottom. Then you go to lift the bag out and the whole can comes up with it, then slowwwwllyy slides off as air seeps in. Good ol #psychics.

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May 6, 2007

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Choco1980 posted:

Regardless of telekinesis' effects, I've always been pretty sure this had more to do with static build up between the plastic and the rubber than it did air suction...

I doubt the static electricity of a plastic bag is going to lift an entire garbage can.

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May 6, 2007

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Rysithusiku posted:

The word "whipped" is clearly ambiguous.

Just wiggle the spoon around the bowl until your arms, weak from underuse thanks to all the energy-saving lifehacks, fall limp at your sides.

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May 6, 2007

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My husband hated green beans until I made him fresh ones, sauteed with shallots and bacon. I converted him on brussels sprouts the same way.

Lifehack: eat three pounds of food. The next day, you'll lose two pounds! Walla!

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May 6, 2007

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I love her reaction to Couric's tortured hand pose:

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